Amy Schumer as Barbie

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Word is on the street that Sony Pictures is in negotiation to cast Amy Schumer as Barbie and the internet is losing its s~~~.

Of course, the “con” arguments range from “too fat and ugly” to “represents values that are inappropriate for a children’s icon” while the progressive left responds with the same old “tried and true” shaming tactics:

Here is a selection of responses to cut and paste into any idiotic rant against Amy Schumer playing Barbie:

“Wow! It’s so refreshing to see you guys so very concerned about who plays Barbie!”

“I know, guys, it’s important to make sure the role is cast *properly*. When you play with your Barbies, what actresses did *you* dream of playing her in a movie?”

“Hey (insert ranting man’s name here)! I always thought you were more of a Skipper man.”

“This is great! I always *love* finding new Barbie fans! Can you show me pictures of your Barbie collection?”

Now, I actually know a good number of guys who collect fashion dolls, and boys should play with whatever the Hell they want.

They’re not even good shames, either. When will these poor people learn?

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

Not at you brother.

WTF. Barbie the doll, was smart , successful, and pretty.

Not loud mouthed, profane, and ugly ON THE INSIDE.

Yes, her body is unrealistic. I’d never let a daughter play with her.

Why are you watching TV?

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Yes I think Amy could pull it off IF:

a) She shut her filthy mouth,
b) Got a new personality
c) Changed her face–radically into something attractive
d) got a new attractive body

OK maybe not—changing all of that would require the services of Dr. Frankenstein….and he’s already failed once with her.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Jan Sobieski wrote:

Why are you watching TV?

I don’t watch television but I do make an effort to keep up with what is happening in our culture. I’m always anticipating and looking for that canary to drop dead and ltitle things like this just make the job a bit more entertaining.

In any case, I take this as further evidence that popular culture has learned nothing from the recent election cycle, both on the producing and consuming end, and is doubling down on the agenda to defile everything that was once pure and good while cookie-cutter shaming anyone who raises an objection.

That’s fine by me as it means the time to impact is shortening, not getting longer, and I can plan accordingly. I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb a long time ago, but I still want to be aware of when it is going to hit.

[Anonymous 25]

Stargazer wrote:

Here is a selection of responses to cut and paste into any idiotic rant against Amy Schumer playing Barbie:

“Wow! It’s so refreshing to see you guys so very concerned about who plays Barbie!”

“I know, guys, it’s important to make sure the role is cast *properly*. When you play with your Barbies, what actresses did *you* dream of playing her in a movie?”

“Hey (insert ranting man’s name here)! I always thought you were more of a Skipper man.”

“This is great! I always *love* finding new Barbie fans! Can you show me pictures of your Barbie collection?”

Now, I actually know a good number of guys who collect fashion dolls, and boys should play with whatever the Hell they want.

Given the way all those women turned out, any self respecting parent with a daughter would want more appropriate role models. But that’s women’s problem, we’re all going our own way in ever increasing numbers. They could have Aileen Wournos play her for all I care, as long as it results in more men going their own way.

[JVBParticipant]

How about Michael Moore as Ken ? Put them together that’s about 911

Peace is > piece.

[SlayherParticipant 2074]

Amy as Barbie?

If movie theaters can issue free 3D glasses for viewing then they should be able to issue free popcorn bags for vomiting.

[PhilParticipant 205]

They could call the movie Barbie does Bud…. Lite. Rated 13 and under.

[The Laughing ManParticipant 1020]

Barbie Goes To Fat Camp

I thought what I'd do was I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes...or should I?

[LynxParticipant 302]

This door handle in my room is funnier than Amy Schumer.

[DJKevgeezParticipant 141]

The Laughing Man wrote:

Barbie Goes To Fat Camp

how did you embed this gif?

[GrumpyParticipant]

Meh

Just another piece of fluff that my money wont be supporting in any fashion.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

DJKevgeez wrote:

The Laughing Man wrote:

Barbie Goes To Fat Camp

how did you embed this gif?

Click on the IMG box in the reply. Copy and paste URL of GIF

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