You know what leykis says about it right? Why buy when you can rent, why rent when you can test drive.
Do you have enough cash for a trip to Vegas? Here’s a little hint: I stayed at a very “cosmopolitan” hotel there, and all I had to do was sit in the lobby and one after another smoking hot 10’s, 9’s, and some 8’s would sit next to me and start hitting on me. Seriously, especially after midnight.
Now I’m sure you’re smart enough to figure out that every last one of them was trying to get me to take them back to my room and pay them money. Point is though, your $250 would have got you some primo tail that night.
They’ll start out at $700, but that’s when you laugh or do a spit take (or both) and tell them “sorry to waste your time. I was thinking more like $200.
They’ll cave. If that one doesn’t, then the next one will guaranteed. The competition is …ahem… stiff out there – use the free market to your advantage.
That’s if you want to go for that kind of thing and honestly, it’s probably WAY cheaper in the long run and you get EXACTLY what you want.
There’s so many 10’s walking around in that so very cosmopolitan lobby that economics dictates lower prices. Just try to go when there isn’t a ginormous convention going on.
As for the strip club, I NEVER go for lap dances – they’re a complete ripoff. When the strippers approach me, I invite them to sit on my lap – they almost always say yes. If they don’t then something’s up (red flag).
Once I have them on my lap, I’ll gently rub the top of her leg, like down by the kneecap. Just relaxing with your arms around her. I personally find this simple action fulfills a certain need for physical contact that I have, almost completely. Nothing quite like holding a beautiful girl in your arms, I don’t care what anyone says. I’m not saying this is as good as sex, but this combined with using the fleshlight when I get home, for me is almost as good. But I digress.
I always tell them right away at this point that I don’t do lap dances – period. They ALWAYS ask why. Tell them it’s because you don’t like being teased. Tell them it’s like going to the finest french restaurant in the world where an amazing feast is being served, but you can’t eat any of the food.
Continue and tell them that you do however recognize that they have to “make house” so you’re willing to tip any time they want to come and sit with you for a while and talk. “Making house” or “paying your house” is stripper talk for the money they have to pay up front just to be there.
From there there’s any number of things you can do to get their number. I’ve done the thing where I’m writing an article and would like to interview them later (you’ll need to offer to pay them for their time of course),
Bottom line is, they’re there for money, and anyone they meet is going to be seen as a customer unless you can break out of that mold and offer something different. Many of them have moral/religious issues about prostitution and are in denial about their own actual intentions, so if you can give them a way where they can make an excuse in their own head for why it’s not prostitution, you can sometimes get some quality tail at a reasonable price.
No matter what, unless you’re a male underwear model (and maybe even then), it’s going to cost you.
If you want to continue down the strip club path, PM me and I’ll give you some links to resources I’ve found useful.
Honestly though, if you really are getting regular flirts from decent looking females, I would recommend that you work on closing the deal on them instead. Less money, and depending on lifestyle, likely less risk of STDs, but depending on the girl and her background, maybe not.
"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,
Mr. Spock 4 years ago.
