Always hated sharing a bed

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

I don’t give a f~~~ how beautiful a woman is, I will never enjoy sleeping in a bed with them, ever, and I refuse to. To me this is alien. I absolutely hate sleeping in a bed with another person.

You hear them breathe, move around, snore like a pig, etc etc, and they want hugs and ‘snuggles’. F~~~ right off.

Since being with two different women, sharing a bed with them was the s~~~tiest experience of my life. One snored like a motorbike, I had to smack her in the face with my pillow several times to shut her up, for her to only fall asleep 5 seconds later and start all over again. I pushed her out of bed once with my feet, and she fell out her side and got wedged between the bed and the wall, was stuck, and ended up crying. She never gave a f~~~ about her snoring every god damn night, never gave a f~~~ about the sheets she stained with her period blood and not telling me until I f~~~ing discovered it the next day in blood curdling horror.

I even had to buy my own duvet so i wouldn’t wake up at night freezing my b~~~~ off because the f~~~ing bitch had wrapped the whole lot around her land whale fat ass.

No, i will never sleep in a bed with a woman again. If i ever have one sleep over, she can f~~~ off and sleep on the sofa or the bath tub.

[Anonymous 22]

They also fart sometimes. Obviously they are not aware of it when they’re asleep.

[AttonParticipant]

Snoring is cancer plus aids.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Holy s~~~ I forgot to mention that one. That is a massive no no for me. Only i can fart. I dont care what women say, they shouldn’t fart or belch infront of men, its uncouth and revolting.

Us men can do that, and its my bed. Dont like it bitch? GTFO lol.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

The amount of times when the c~~~ gets up in the morning and makes a huge racket. I’m still SLEEPING t~~~ features!!!!! F~~~ off and walk infront of a moving bus. No consideration at all. Just because you get up at f~~~ing 9am on a Saturday doesnt mean you can try and wake me up to do the same. I’m sleeping in until 1/2pm. Don’t like it? GTFO lol.

[Anonymous 54]

My first wife would grind her teeth while she slept.

[Anonymous 54]

Dashing Young Dissident wrote:

Only i can fart.

hahahjah

[SNUZParticipant 114]

This is 1 one of the countless reasons I will never marry. The thought of being forced to share my bed everyday with another vile human being makes me cringe. And it’s not like you can ever just go on a vacation without taking their freeloading evergrowing fat ass along with!

[GargamelSpectator 29101]

Dashing Young Dissident wrote:

Since being with two different women, sharing a bed with them was the s~~~tiest experience of my life.

Among all, this was still the best they had to give. But I couldn’t stand it for eternity.

Dashing Young Dissident wrote:

One snored like a motorbike, I had to smack her in the face with my pillow several times to shut her up, for her to only fall asleep 5 seconds later and start all over again.

I do snore myself sometimes, so separated bedrooms are a must.
But the land whale girlfriends I had, had no mercy. They do it like a chainsaw. And they chop down the whole rainforest in one night. They always complained about my snoring but didn’t want to hear about theirs.

Dashing Young Dissident wrote:

I even had to buy my own duvet so i wouldn’t wake up at night freezing my b~~~~ off because the f~~~ing bitch had wrapped the whole lot around her land whale fat ass.

Well, sleeping with a real whale, one should know that a whale fisherman needs a bigger net.
And maybe even 2 nets for catching a land whale.

Dashing Young Dissident wrote:

You hear them breathe, move around, snore like a pig, etc etc, and they want hugs and ‘snuggles’. F~~~ right off.

Yes, you need ear protection. And a cooking spoon for spanking their ass. Or just do it with your hands. Land whale asses are perfect for that. God created them for this reason. And don’t forget to do it on both sides.

Anonymous wrote:

They also fart sometimes. Obviously they are not aware of it when they’re asleep.

I know, but they only got upset when they heard me fart. Women never fart, as well as they are never wrong. And so I made a farting diploma. “Hey, listen up, that’s gonna be a good one”…

Sharing a bed with them every day is a drag. If they don’t love you, which is always the case, (AWALT) then it is even more energy consuming. Robbing someone’s sleep can easily derail his entire life.

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[Anonymous 22]

Gargamel wrote:

I know, but they only got upset when they heard me fart. Women never fart, an well as they are never wrong. And so I made a farting diploma. “Hey, listen up, that’s gonna be a good one”…

Sharing a bed with them every day is a drag. If they don’t love which is the case, (AWALT) then it is even more energy consuming. Robbing someone’s sleep can easily derail his entire life.

Yeah, that is one of the most obvious lies from women: they never fart. The fact is they fart just as much as any man does.

I’m often up at nights, like right now reading this forum, and sometimes I have a friend (FWB) here sleeping on my bed. She farts quite often, totally unaware of it when she’s asleep. I’m sure if I told her that, she would be embarrassed. I won’t do that but it’s an interesting observation. Women fart a lot!

[RhinoParticipant 3477]

Damn this brought up a lot of bad memories for me. Same thing pretty much farting, smelling like s~~~, they smear their makeup all over the pillow case because they were to lazy to take it off. Smelly feet, f~~~ I had this one chick that smelt really bad and I told her I would not get into bed unless she cleaned her vagina and feet because both would be smelly.

The worst was this one girl I kid you not guys her belly button smelt like a yeast infested sewer it was so bad she NEVER would f~~~ing clean it and she would hop into bed and I would have to smell that every time. That relationship did not last long after that. So blissful to be able to sleep alone without anyone else moving around making noise and smelling up the bed and sheets.

[GargamelSpectator 29101]

Smells?

OMG. Something between garlic, vinegar and acetone…

…and of course:

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[Anonymous 43]

my ex c~~~, when she wasn’t having a nightmare and beating on me would jam her toes into the arch of my foot. this would cause a painful spasm and foot cramp. all the f~~~ing time.

one morning she grabbed a fist full of chest hair and pulled.

taking the blankets on her side of the bed, then throw them off her side.

then there were the times at 3am she would grab my c~~~ and rough it up and yell wake up I want you to f~~~ me right now.

[TwistParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

They also fart sometimes. Obviously they are not aware of it when they’re asleep.

I think you have to cut them some slack – they can’t do while they are awake after all. Then they can’t shut their mouth long enough to build up any pressure….

😉

[AwakenedParticipant 35202]

I did like waking with a hard on, and having my wife’s ass to rub it against. Of course, most of the time she would push me away because like most wives wasn’t into it anymore. So, it was really more of a tease then anything to “look forward” to. She really is/was useless for most things most of the time. Oh yeah, All Women Are Like That.

Anyways, I definitely prefer sleeping alone. It’s just more tranquil then being bothered with someone else rolling around, waking me up, and stealing all the covers. I also watch the DVD’s I want to watch at night, instead of whatever crap she’s interested in.

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

Yep, i hated sleeping with c~~~s, snoring and the “jimmy legs.”

Every once in a while, i woke up with her hands down my boxers giving me a handjob, but it was rare.

Either way, never got much sleep. Yet they ask you, “Why are you so tired”? Its like duh, stupid.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[EyeswideopenParticipant 2930]

Working a 20hr duty day and the ex c~~~ would make as much noise as possible to interrupt my sleep. When she woke up, every f~~~ing light in the room would be on, the ensuite bathroom door would slam, and she would start to softly sing.

It was not uncommon for me to get 3-4hrs sleep before it was time for another rotation. Then she had the audacity to say ” oh,sorry- was I disturbing you.” Like f~~~ off, you passive aggressive borderline/ narcissist t~~~.

The above, and she would run the electric baseboard heater until it was 90+F; no wonder we had a $800+ dollar per month electrical bill. I tried to get her to sleep under the covers to conserve – no dice. I guess it does not matter when you don’t pay the bills.

F~~~, another reason to stay single.

These chicks can f~~~ me, and leave.

- Marriage is described as an institution. You would have to be crazy to be commited to it. -"If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not people or things" Albert Einstein

[FermatParticipant 3478]

Anonymous wrote:

They also fart sometimes. Obviously they are not aware of it when they’re asleep

Women DON’T fart. They are made of sunshine and rainbows, you sexist s~~~lord.

*Sarcasm*

I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Anonymous wrote:

My first wife would grind her teeth while she slept.

Haha! I instantly thought of this from Tim Burtons Batman when you said that. The jokers chattering teeth haha:

[FullMetalExoParticipant 2383]

Dude, I got a King size bed all for me alone. You can bet I enjoy it.

I will never experience this situation:

Just looking at this pic. baffles my ….why would I ever put myself in a position to be bothered with this s~~~ 😀

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