All you programmers will get a good laugh out of this!

[ChilledToZeroParticipant 178]

Hilarious twitter post i found on imgur!
Enjoy brothers

“I made a popular tweet & got lots of new followers & everyone is going to be disappointed when I go back to cat pics”

[TheroniusParticipant 975]

I hope there’s an index on contacts.behavior. Santa’s gotta have a lot of records to deal with.

"I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that I do is the longest sentence?" - George Carlin

[нσтησσвParticipant 830]

bad syntax / practice.

SELECT * FROM `contacts` WHERE `behaviour` = ‘nice’

like to keep meh s~~~ clean and easy to read 😛

also… i’m like beyond expert when it comes to SQL… and 10 or so actual programming languages… yet… i haz no 6 figure income 🙁

My Goal: To Leave Society.

[TheroniusParticipant 975]

I never bothered with the quotes around the table and column names unless they had rude names. I do now sometimes since I’ve been working with other-than-Oracle DBs.
I don’t often use * anymore though, as I prefer to have the column list available to the casual reader, but it’s all good.

"I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that I do is the longest sentence?" - George Carlin

[TheroniusParticipant 975]

нσтησσв wrote:

i’m like beyond expert when it comes to SQL

I used to be like that. Had the income too. Retired now, sort of. Might go back if I can. I learned ANSI SQL at Oracle back in the ’80s, and did it for a long, long time, for Xerox, Applied Materials, Citicorp, etc. A lot of long-term contracts. With that and other DBs and languages I had about 30 years in. I still do some projects when I get them, but it’s petty thin. I keep some DBs installed in case I feel like playing with them, but my last Oracle DB work was a few years ago now. A little MySql is all I’ve done lately as far as relational stuff goes.

"I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that I do is the longest sentence?" - George Carlin

[JasonParticipant 282]

Aw, man, thanks for that. Love it.

There lies serenity in Chaos. Seek ye the eye of the hurricane.

[JustSomeGuyParticipant 60]

Here’s another good Christmas one…

traceroute -m255 xmas.futile.net

Be sure to set your command line to be rather large.

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