All stupid ass questions lead to NO

[RorschachParticipant 2083]

Greetings everyone I hope your all doing well or are on your way to it. The other night I dropped in on a social gathering at my friends house. Good mix of people, kinda lighthearted, a lot of party favors to enjoy. So I decided to stick around for a bit and blow off some steam. I had a rough week and decided to a nice spot or two of bourbon and a smoke would be in good order. Indeed it was. I got quite a lovely buzz. And old friend I hadn’t seen in years popped up out of nowhere. Good man and he had some excellent cigars. Life is good. So we are on the deck catching up and enjoying some good puffs. Then it happened the drunk broads started trying to cozy up to us. It was inevitable with both me and my buddy being unmarried successful and completely not giving a f~~~. So i’m sitting there just really giggling about it because these f~~~ers don’t know i’m Rorschach by night. My buddy is a real hit and run slut so I knew by the look on his face that within 10 minutes he would be taking that drunk broad somewhere and doing unspeakable things to her and I was right. So I’m sitting there casually chatting with this drunk vagisoreass and she starts trying to bust her way in.

So do you have a gf or wife?
Nope.
Wow thats surprising I thought a handsome man like you would be taken for sure.
I’ll never be taken willingly.
…pause…grins.. (thinks i’m just being playful)
So what do you want to do with your life then?

There it is the absolute most rediculous ass thing to ask a 40+ year old man.

I’m doing what I want with my life right now and everyday.
Don’t you want more out of life or progress life to the next level.
Sure its only human to want more out of life. However I live by a motto of less is more. I never realized by having so much less of everything how much more life I would have. The next level? I don’t know what that is. It’s my life not a video game or an elevator. It’s a serious of events and experiences.
Being married and making a life with someone is an experience, won’t you miss out on that?
Everyone that I consider my peer advises against it even my own mother advises against it. You could also say your missing out on cancer but that too would be rediculous.
(Again giggling as if I was being jovial)Oh so you just want to get your f~~~ on and not have to be tied down(she says as she tries to push up against me and give me the f~~~ me eyes)

So I stand up get myself a smoke and as I light it I just say no I dont honestly want for anything. She just sat there for a minute with a look of confusion and deer in the headlights stunned. Maybe the first time her perky little t~~~ were ever told no. She didn’t really respond so I went out in the yard and played with the dogs hahaha. As usual all my best days end with no.

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"....... and i'll look down and whisper "No."

[BalthazarParticipant 722]

i like that you didn’t answer in anyway that would imply that you subscribe to the bulls~~~ status quo life model narrative. you basically tried to pivot and side step away from what you knew she was getting at the entire time until she had to blatantly blurt it out and then you shut that s~~~ down good. good on you brother.

i’ve been known to enjoy some fine tobacco here and there and your post has given me a hankering again. although i like it out of a pipe, a bit different than a cigar but to the same effect. and a pipe is a little bit more practical and cost effective. the cigar truly is a more rich and robust experience for all of the senses though.

This body holding me is a reminder of my own mortality. Embrace this moment. Remember, we are eternal and all this pain is an illusion.

[Anonymous 3]

First answer was fine.

Second time you should have just smiled.

If you go to the third question just shrug.

If they don’t take a hint, just respond with “maybe” and “I dunnos” until they just give up.

Unless you actually LIKE talking about this stuff to these women. If you actually enjoy it, then by all means keep doing what you’re doing.

With my method, they will not bother you, but nothing you say or do is socially unacceptable and won’t hurt you in any way.

Women say stupid things because they’re trying to engage men in conversations. The more you give them, the more they have to work with. This is a life lesson not just for women, but also for cops, lawyers, employers and everything else. Never volunteer information. Information is a precious commodity, the less someone else has of it on you, the stronger position you are in. The more you have of someone else, the weaker they are.

A lot of you talk entirely too much, answer too many questions, and volunteer entirely too much information. That is why so many of you struggle with these things, and aren’t good at ghosting or stealth. I understand it at some level, I was the exact same way as a young man. An older woman, at the time in her mid-50s I believe, set me straight. One of the most important life lessons I’ve ever gotten. I’ve actually admitted this before, but I learned most of the “red pill” directly from women, long before that term existed. Women of all different ages at that. The difference today is you don’t have to be that rare guy all alone that knows, because we have a community now where we can swap notes and share stories.

So I’m passing that lesson along. Learn to ghost. Learn to stealth. Never volunteer information. Stay private.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Rorschach wrote:

[female] Being married and making a life with someone is an experience, won’t you miss out on that?

[male] You could also say you’re missing out on cancer, but that would be ridiculous.

Brilliant.

I agree with Phoenix on “too many questions”. Any woman who asks about “marriage” – who you’re not even f~~~ing – will be asked “IS THAT A PROPOSAL?? WHERES THE RING??”. She will be ordered to get down on her knee and hold up a 5-carat diamond mined by a child and mounted on a platinum band, and make me an offer I can’t refuse…… or the topic is off the table. And she had better rehearse it and make a grand, theatrical display – memorable for a lifetime – or the Deal. Is. Off.

( Make her sorry she even asked. )

They insist on this totally inappropriate line of questioning and they will take it as far as they can to try and get you to “explain yourself”.

No.

“KNEEL. DIAMOND. $25K MINIMUM. AND MAKE IT GOOD. OR STFU”.

That’s how rigid you need to be with them, because that’s how they roll.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[sidecarParticipant 35844]

Rorschach wrote:

Maybe the first time her perky little t~~~ were ever told no.

At at that moment you became The Wall. And she just hit it.

Be The Wall gentlemen.

Be The Wall.

[sidecarParticipant 35844]

Rorschach wrote:

(Again giggling as if I was being jovial)Oh so you just want to get your f~~~ on and not have to be tied down(she says as she tries to push up against me and give me the f~~~ me eyes)

Notice how she was still angling to f~~~ you, despite all your replies against her?

You had to get up and walk the f~~~ away for her to finally get the hint.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

sidecar wrote:

Notice how she was still angling to f~~~ you, despite all your replies against her? You had to get up and walk the f~~~ away for her to finally get the hint.

She was def looking to be throat-poked.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[RorschachParticipant 2083]

Balthazar wrote:

i like that you didn’t answer in anyway that would imply that you subscribe to the bulls~~~ status quo life model narrative. you basically tried to pivot and side step away from what you knew she was getting at the entire time until she had to blatantly blurt it out and then you shut that s~~~ down good. good on you brother.

i’ve been known to enjoy some fine tobacco here and there and your post has given me a hankering again. although i like it out of a pipe, a bit different than a cigar but to the same effect. and a pipe is a little bit more practical and cost effective. the cigar truly is a more rich and robust experience for all of the senses though.

Thank you. Yes sir I don’t fret their bulls~~~. I see it coming a mile away and dodge it. Yes do yourself a favor and go to a humidor and pick yourself a fresh one up. No sense in denying yourself the pleasure.

Anonymous wrote:

Unless you actually LIKE talking about this stuff to these women. If you actually enjoy it, then by all means keep doing what you’re doing.

Honestly man I was pretty f~~~ed up and at that point I was just sitting around chilling trying to get sober enough to be able to drive. I may be a sick f~~~, ok I admit it I’m a sick f~~~ I do kinda of enjoy the build up and my dramatic john wayne moment lighting my cigarette before saying no. Usually they get p~~~y but she was shocked because hot women arent used to being turned down and judging by her reaction it was the first time. I admit at 20 I would have been drooling to lick her asshole. But then again I was a stupid kid filled with cum and mountain dew.

Keymaster wrote:

They insist on this totally inappropriate line of questioning and they will take it as far as they can to try and get you to “explain yourself”.

Hehe yeah they do. It’s a pre-scan. A biological credit check. But the banks closed for good. The last time I extended any funding to a woman I was later accused of abuse. Never again.

sidecar wrote:

At at that moment you became The Wall. And she just hit it.

Be The Wall gentlemen.

Be The Wall.

F~~~ yes. We are each one another brick in the wall if you will. My buddy Sam has some kind of magical genius with his hit and run skills. But he goes to great lengths to pull things off. I commend the man on his ability to stay out of trouble and up to his ears in pussy. I on the other hand am far too busy not giving a f~~~ to put any effort into them. Sure ill talk to just about anyone but I have ZERO desire to open those legs. Some men pull those legs apart and see a meat hole to worship. All I see is a portal straight to living hell.

sidecar wrote:

Notice how she was still angling to f~~~ you, despite all your replies against her?

Sure she was. Man I was dressed nice I smelled amazing. Not a f~~~ing hair out of place. She seen me there looking good laughing and enjoying life talking to other successful attractive men and she thought to herself jackpot. They never take the hint then they get butthurt when you say no. Oh well not my problem. Its not like i’m going to approach them.

Keymaster wrote:

She was def looking to be throat-poked.

Oh definately. The younger stupid cum filled me would have taken the bait. It would have been easy for me to go along with it and spend the rest of the night with my dick in her throat and asshole. Maybe even too easy. You know what though I’m a sick f~~~ but I have a heart. So i’m giving them the greatest gift of all. Freeing them from any patriarchal hardships I may impose on them. I want for nothing.

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"....... and i'll look down and whisper "No."

[TylerDurdenParticipant 27]

Too much arguing. Just say NO and walk away. Who needs to explain his decisions anyway.

[Anonymous 2]

My favorite reply to marriage interrogation is (no hymen no diamond). Used it twice man does it f~~~ them up. I bailed before the s~~~ started to fly. They couldn’t be faithful to good men in our youth for having a family. We don’t owe them nothing later in life after they’ve rode 50 poles. Enjoy your peace!!

[Anonymous 42]

When you extract them from your life you give them no answers, even NO becomes inert.

[Anonymous 54]

She cant even have a normal conversation. 2 minutes in and shes noseing around about, dont you want to be married.
No class, no respect for boundries or privacy.
Vulgar c~~~s.

[sidecarParticipant 35844]

Keymaster wrote:

She was def looking to be throat-poked.

Definitely. She knew she wanted to f~~~ him in the first second of seeing him. All the questions were just her angling to see if she could get any bonus prizes as well.

Rorschach wrote:

Its not like i’m going to approach them.

And consequently, they approach you.

I guarantee the next social gathering you are both at she’ll try to resume right where you broke things off.

[AttonParticipant]

Pretty smart choice as alcohol and sexual contact tends to be a good legal case.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[Anonymous 1]

Rorschach wrote:

(Again giggling as if I was being jovial)Oh so you just want to get your f~~~ on and not have to be tied down(she says as she tries to push up against me and give me the f~~~ me eyes)

So I stand up get myself a smoke and as I light it I just say no I dont honestly want for anything. She just sat there for a minute with a look of confusion and deer in the headlights stunned. Maybe the first time her perky little t~~~ were ever told no. She didn’t really respond so I went out in the yard and played with the dogs hahaha. As usual all my best days end with no.

Oh that lovely binary logic, either you want to settle down or you are a player, they cannot think of a third option obviously.

Nice story, thanks for sharing.

[RorschachParticipant 2083]

sidecar wrote:

Keymaster wrote:

She was def looking to be throat-poked.

Definitely. She knew she wanted to f~~~ him in the first second of seeing him. All the questions were just her angling to see if she could get any bonus prizes as well.

Rorschach wrote:

Its not like i’m going to approach them.

And consequently, they approach you.

I guarantee the next social gathering you are both at she’ll try to resume right where you broke things off.

There was actually one a few months ago that I told no as soon as soon as she started showing intestest in me. But that didnt stop her from trying a few more times when she seen me again. Still no. Then later at this dinner event she didnt know I was there and I was on the other side of the plants and I overheard her whining to some blue pill prick about how she deserved to be treated special and pampered and have someone take care of her. They just go from one to the other until they get a desired response.

Anonymous wrote:

Oh that lovely binary logic, either you want to settle down or you are a player, they cannot think of a third option obviously.

Nope they sure cant. It never occurred to them that their entitled liberal attitude is the most unsexy thing in the world.

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"....... and i'll look down and whisper "No."

[RumpoleParticipant 995]

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke—Rudyard Kipling

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Excellent responses. When you leave them confused and unable to be angry..Win

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

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