All of my dear friends going to the plantation

[No CountryParticipant 759]

This is the season of my life where I am watching all of my friends make the biggest mistake one can make. By the end of the year I will have been to four weddings and one coming up in April. It truly saddens me that my friends that I have grown up with are about to take such high risks. Hell I would rather watch them take half of everything they own and throw it on red at the blackjack table in Vegas…. At least they wouldn’t have to pay lawyer fees. I will just sit back, crack open a cold one and watch. This was just some BS I had to get off my mind. If any ones has any similar story’s please share.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22510]

Your popcorn expenses must be through the roof this year!

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[Anonymous 13]

Everyone I ever knew, friends, family or colleagues are divorced and f~~~ed over in the divorce.

The few still married are living in abject f~~~ing misery.

NEVER AGAIN.

Modern women are not marriageable or cohabitable.

I don’t even think they’re dateable.

Even if dateable it’s got nowhere to go, marriage?

We know how that goes.

[Anonymous 43]

nothing you can do. they made their choice. now they have to live with the consequences.

its not like the fact that men get ass raped in court, put in jail for imaginary slights and smashed with child support, alimony and court costs is a well guarded secret.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

You will soon learn the exquisite joy that comes from uttering the words: “I told you so”…additional maniacal laughter is optional.

[Anonymous 6]

Good luck to your buddies, they are going to need alot of it.

[Anonymous 13]

[Billy&The CloneasaurusParticipant]

Secret Agent MGTOW wrote:

Your popcorn expenses must be through the roof this year!

Hahahahahaha!!!! F~~~ that’s good.

The answer, is no.

[UntamedParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

I don’t even think they’re dateable

They’re not even dateworthy.
Who wants to sit in front of a calculating manipulative self-entitled hoe who can give you nothing but s~~~ tests one after the other then blames you for not entertaining her? And that’s when she shows up to the date at all and not text you she’s with another after you’ve ordered her favorite meal.
They don’t deserve good men, they don’t even deserve bad men.

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[OldBillParticipant]

No Country wrote:

I will just sit back, crack open a cold one and watch.

Back in the late 1800s and early 1900s, people would pay to watch staged locomotive collisions. Promoters would take a pair of obsolete locomotive and railroad cars, lease a section of track, build grandstands, and send both trains hurtling at each with the throttles wide open. Spectators were sometimes even killed by the flying debris. Gomez, Pugsley, and Uncle Fester must have loved it!

Think of your friends’ marriages along the same lines.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Weddings are like bull-baiting. The poor groom tied to the alter while she holds him by the nose with her hive behind her.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

PistolPete wrote:

You will soon learn the exquisite joy that comes from uttering the words: “I told you so”…additional maniacal laughter is optional.

I wonder if they make a gadget with a button that you can push that will say “I told you so” and start cackling?

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Ranger One wrote:

I wonder if they make a gadget with a button that you can push that will say “I told you so” and start cackling?

Maybe Hallmark should add that to their card genre.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

No Country wrote:

This is the season of my life where I am watching all of my friends make the biggest mistake one can make. By the end of the year I will have been to four weddings and one coming up in April. It truly saddens me that my friends that I have grown up with are about to take such high risks. Hell I would rather watch them take half of everything they own and throw it on red at the blackjack table in Vegas…. At least they wouldn’t have to pay lawyer fees. I will just sit back, crack open a cold one and watch. This was just some BS I had to get off my mind. If any ones has any similar story’s please share.

I refuse to go. I get invites and I in essence say “no thank you” by telling them I’m busy. I’m not investing my money in what will be someone else’s failed marriage. Couples spend thousands of dollars on that s~~~. And I’m supposed to spend money out of my pocket, get a suit, stay at a hotel, get a rental car, and fly up there, missing time off from work to partake in a “ceremony” where the relationship has a 6% chance of making it to 20 years? No thank you.

[BeachBumParticipant 813]

Who the hell is this ‘ElC~~~oPunto” dude??

I call TUNA!!!!

(Just kidding, IRuleMe. we know it’s you)

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Same here.

Got invited to 3 weedings this year. Told them congratulations and that i won’t be assisting.

But I told all of them to call me for the divorce party.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

BeachBum wrote:

Who the hell is this ‘ElC~~~oPunto” dude??

I call TUNA!!!!

(Just kidding, IRuleMe. we know it’s you)

Who is this guy with only 134 star likes and how did he get in zoom conference? lmao

[OldBillParticipant]

IRuleMe wrote:

Who is this guy with only 134 star likes and how did he get in zoom conference? lmao

Remember that Zoom chat when Beach Bum was using his phone while walking around checking that house? I think we saw every ceiling in the property!

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

OldBill wrote:

El C~~~o Punto wrote:

Who is this guy with only 134 star likes and how did he get in zoom conference? lmao

Remember that Zoom chat when Beach Bum was using his phone while walking around checking that house? I think we saw every ceiling in the property!

The best one was when he left the video and audio on while he was speaking with potential buyers (a couple – the woman asking all the questions, obviously) while he had the camera focusing in on a marble countertop so we had to stare at a table while he ran his sales pitch to this couple. lol What a dick that guy is! 😛

[BeachBumParticipant 813]

LMAO!!!

Thanks Old Bill and IRulMe! I needed a good laugh from the Brotherhood!

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