All about Mii… a car for women.

[LurchParticipant 3866]

Yep, it had to happen some time but there is now “A car for women“.

Yes, I am serious… sadly. The story goes,

“The vehicle’s “exclusive design and thoughtful feminine touches” — which are the culmination of two years of collaborative research and development — make it perfect for “impromptu karaoke performances, last-minute wardrobe changes, dramatic gossip sessions and emergency lunch-hour kips,” according to the duo.”

but wait, it gets better,

It also appears to be perfectly suited for satire, with the car’s blatantly gender stereotyped design and marketing sparking outrage on Twitter.

The irony being is that if you look at the sample satirical tweets, 3 out of the 4 shown are from women!

So feminazi’s bitch about female superi… err, I mean… equality and when they GET THEIR OWN CAR, they go on twitter and trash talk it!

I have only one thing to say… AWALT!

Blue-Pill Virgin: Women hate me! That's what it is.
MGTOW Man: Hate them back; it works for me.

[Anonymous 11]

Does it have a V8 option and a built in tampon dispenser?

How about a safety feature that keeps them in lane when they are applying makeup or FB orbiter texting?

[Anonymous 54]

Mangina will love it! Well get one foe J Truedo!

We can take are trucks and v8’s and have a nice little game of socker.

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

If women choose it, stay the f~~~ away. Same assholes who wear 4 inch heals vice flip flops

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

I’m laughing at the irony of the MANUAL TRANSMISSION!

[TaxGuyParticipant]

I didn’t see the hooks to keep the cat carrier from sliding around in the back seat. Or the extra space to store a couple more pair of shoes. Or the ice cream tub holder. Obviously a woman designed this, because a guy would have thought of those.

I want Dodge to come out with a new pickup called The Patriarchy. So women can learn to “Dodge the Patriarchy”.

Order the good wine

[TattooDaveParticipant 6952]

In 1979 I met my ex-wife she was my soon-to-be wife but she wanted to buy a used car and of course I was an expert at everything when I was 20 years old and I wanted to impress her so I recommend buy a Fiat 124.

You have to realize back at the time 1979 she looked like a very thin and very and very hot Marie Osmond. That was a big deal and she had a booty from South Central God damn. I think it goes without saying that I recommended she buy a Toyota Corolla same year. I didn’t know anything about auto mechanic but I sure as f*** know how to take that thing off road sure as s~~~ got that little mother fu kernel stuck on a Lil hill above Burbank California right in front of the Starlight Amphitheater if any of you know that area and you have to laugh. Sure it had everything she wanted but it was a manual can you imagine teaching a woman how to drive going up a hill at about a 13% grade trying to teach her how to let the clutch out with traffic behind you. The mayor of mgtow knows the hill I’m talking about. It is La Cienega and Sunset at 5:30 at night. I’m teaching a woman who is 16 how to drive a stick shift a 4-speed in traffic at rush hour just below the Sunset Strip. Man you have never had a woman get as angry as that ever in your life. No matter what they do to make these cars more habitable to women they will always be women and the cars will always be cars.

I can see their heads have been twisted and fed with worthless foam from the mouth. Bob d

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

it’s a losing marketing strategy
any “self-respecting woman” wouldn’t want to be caught dead in some soapbox woman car like Mii or a Beetle
It’s an indicator that a woman wasn’t able to secure a wallet big enough to afford a Range rover

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Anonymous 42]

MG-Tower’s car for women, it’s perfectly suited to their driving and mechanical abilities, it’s also environmentally friendly to stringent treehugger standards.

MG-Tower’s C~~~ CAR (available online):

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

Dude. I can’t breathe

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Lurch wrote:

Yep, it had to happen some time but there is now “A car for women“.

If it shoots perfume in her stinky bleed hole I will invest.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[Anonymous 54]

@mgtow. Man I love the pics you put on there. They kill me!!

[HitmanParticipant]

large vibrating dildo attachment for the front seat !
then when they hit bumps in the road,
they’ll be shaking like the great gif’s from tower !!!

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

@mgtow. Man I love the pics you put on there. They kill me!!

Did I ever tell you I laugh allot! Most people think it’s insanity, but it’s not, It’s memories of MGTOW.com and all this hilarious stuff!

[Anonymous 1]

WTF? I had one of these as a loaner car while mine was in for a service. It was the “sporty” version, not a car targeted at women at all.

Was it fast? No. Was it a sort of “woman’s car” ? No, it was missing any “crap” in the interior, it had quite a cold / sparse interior, with bare painted metal on the dash/door.

It’s the same car as a VW Up! and Skoda also has a version (platform share). It’s their answer to the Smart, as well as answering the EU directive that a percentage of their cars not produce more than XX amount of pollution.

I suppose it’s not selling well and their marketing dept. needed to make an effort to try and sell it to women as a “small car” by teaming up with Cosmopolitan. Wouldn’t be the first time a EU manufacturer teamed up with some designer or such to boost the sales of their loathsome car model that wasn’t selling. Peugeot was famous for it in the 90s.

Odd thing is, women want a Audi Q7, BMW X6, Porsche Cayenne or a Range Rover, not some small car like the Mii/Up!

[WarratahParticipant 895]

Designed for women. Built and maintained by men.

...And in our own despair, against our will, Comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Agamemnon; by Aeschylus

[TattooDaveParticipant 6952]

Stopes….. long time since I heard another Arizona hard-rock Miner. I’m near Bisbee they talk about the most mgtow friendly area if you know anything about mining and mgtow the Southwest u.s. is the best

I can see their heads have been twisted and fed with worthless foam from the mouth. Bob d

[Anonymous 3]

When you pander to a mob of idiots, don’t be surprised when they randomly turn on you. This is why intelligent people never rely on idiots.

[Anonymous 42]

TattooDave wrote:

Stopes….. long time since I heard another Arizona hard-rock Miner. I’m near Bisbee they talk about the most mgtow friendly area if you know anything about mining and mgtow the Southwest u.s. is the best

Hey Dave, I’m no miner, but ever since going out west and seeing the portholes myself that dot the mountains I’ve always been fascinated with 1800s’ mining and timber cribbing. Women have no admiration for the work men do. I used to work moving buildings and did cribbing myself, but doing it inside a mountain following and oar seam? AMAZING! Pure innovation!

[TuneoutParticipant]

Fitting name-it always IS about ME.

The next article on there is pretty funny too-

Car designed by a woman-sure with the help of how many guys?

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

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