Aging C~~~ Holster is "Ready to Settle Down"

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Aging C~~~ Holster and human toilet Gwyneth Montenegro – who’s had more men in her than the Trojan Horse – is “ready to settle down”. As if 19 football fields of dick wasn’t enough, now she’s looking for “love” but She’s gonna have to settle down into the river sludge.

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If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Total LeeParticipant 1573]

Holy ten-thousand-c~~~ stare, Batman. That’s like 900 dicks per year. 20 per week if you don’t count vacations. F~~~ing her must be like walking into a warm damp room. You don’t even hit the sides anymore.

[Deus Ex MachinaParticipant 1068]

F~~~ing disgusting,

If a Dude wrote a book about sleeping with 10,00o women or go online “looking for love”, The feminists would be lined up around the block waiting to bash his head in, and just shame language the f~~~ out of the guy, as well as call him a “pervert“, “man whore“.

 

“She was gang raped at age 18, and because of low self esteem, went into the escort industry”

 

Highly doubt that’s where she got her low self esteem, but rather her inspiration: “If men want this vagina, they’re gonna pay”. And thus the beginning of her career of dick lined up for miles began….The rest is STD history.

 

 

 

 

"If You have the Tooth of a Whale, You must have the Whale's Jaw to hold it". (i.e. One Must have the right qualifications for leadership) -Hawaiian Proverb

[TheBardParticipant 974]

Translation: I am getting close to 40, my eggs are dying, my looks are starting to go, and soon no way I will be able to charge men $500-$1,000 an hour to have sex with me. Better start looking for a husband now so he can take care of me and when it doesn’t work out I will be able to get half his money and stuff so I don’t have to go get a real job.

Sluts don’t make good lovers. I don’t see how she would be capable of loving someone after having been with so many men let alone be disease free. She will probably marry a rich old man or a rich mangina. Although we never know, she might find true happiness lol.

[Jim01Participant 6678]

TheBard – definitely a loser mangina with money will snap her up and we all know she will continue to be a cum bog on the side and f~~~ loads of men. Disgusting woman

[TheBardParticipant 974]

Jim01- That poor mangina is in for a very rude awakening lol. Maybe he will finally be a red pill after she leaves him.

My ex girlfriend had parents who were kind of into the party scene and they had friends who were more into it, the whole having sex with whoever because it feels good, thing and from seeing their friends and bring around those kind of party people a little it seems to be the more some one will just have sex with anyone at anytime the more they aren’t suited for a relationship. From what I saw they those kind of people date because they like the idea of always having someone around to have sex with, but after a little bit it fades, or they need some type of stability. Granted an escort is a job, but it is part of that party culture. Then lets look at the life style change. She would probably be at some fancy club, party, or place every night with high priced food, drinks, bedrooms, and always sleeping with a newguy everytime. By being in a relationship that is most likely going to change to possibly no fancy parties, events, staying in more, less expensive outings, and not sleeping around. Not that I consider sleeping with a new person every night and fancy parties to be superior to a relationship and staying home, but she had that life style for 12 years and I am guessing she enjoyed it.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

<cite>@thebard said:</cite>
Better start looking for a husband wallet

Fixed that for you good bard.

Fuck this planet.

[AposematicParticipant 2671]

Wow. I grew up in Melbourne, and boy is this woman dissipated. Well past her use by date, and her labia would have lichen sclerosis if not straight out callus… I bet she would fail her Pap test!

Afinogyny.. from the Greek Afino {to abandon/ to set down/ to leave /to allow/ to let } + Gyny {Women} MGHOW’s philosophy to not engage women without “hating them”. Narcorca =Narcissistic Orca typically spouting to a bathroom mirror taking an arms length selfie ; Wallinate describes post wall females whose SMV is terminally negligible New Years resolution "To not make women happy" . Instadestitue: yet another Neologism for Men that cohabit with women that decide to pull the handle of intervention orders.

[нσтησσвParticipant 830]

Her looks are beyond “starting” to go lol.

Can hardly believe that she is only 36, looks closer to 50…

She looks well used 😛

My Goal: To Leave Society.

[TheBardParticipant 974]

<cite>@cap285 said:</cite>
Fixed that for you good bard.

Ahh thank you, that one totally got passed me lol.

<cite>@hotnoob said:</cite>
Her looks are beyond “starting” to go lol.

Can hardly believe that she is only 36, looks closer to 50…

She looks well used 😛

Any man who can afford $1,000 an hour is probably taking her and doing cocaine and drinking hard liquor all night in a pent house suite lol.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

You guys remember Devon Trabosh?
(LOL spellcheck just turned her last name into “TRASH” but I had to re-adjust it)

http://www.worldrecordacademy.com/society/most_expensive_bride_Deven_Trabosh_sets_world_record_101498.htm

That whore single mom of two teens who listed her house on Ebay and was also selling herself with it??? First thing I thought of. 42 and still looking for her Prince. Jesus Christ. Her plan? To sell the house for $340K…… but you get her too for the bargain basement price of $500K.

The sucker would pay $500k, then she divorces him and gets to keep her house while that lucky bastard gets to pay her to let her next boyfriend move in with her.

“I want to get married again”

I don’t even know in what f~~~ing universe a woman can say something that stupid out loud – with zero prospects and while no man is proposing. Who the f~~~ brainwashed these women and told them to start sentences with the words “I want” as if men are supposed hear it and come running.

“I want”.

SMH Just list your house, whore. If someone wants your house… they will buy it. The house. And not your worthless vagina as big as a house and all dried up.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[DocParticipant 112]

Gentlemen, I rarely “lol” like this but I have tears streaming down my face and can’t stop.
I saw that big starfish hanging around her neck and wondered if that’s the size of her rectum.

[VileNordParticipant 766]

MILNF

Lust for comfort suffocates the soul

[jambearParticipant 282]

I can not stop laughing at the escort. Only the most pathetic excuse for a male will ever want her. Seriously though, what kinda of men you think proposed to her? I am sure you have the usual forever alone guys whose only criteria is a pulse, the novelty guy who wants a novelty wife, the fame seeker who wants a “famous” wife, Captain save a Hoe. What other guys can you think of?

[Total LeeParticipant 1573]

I just did the math, and 19 football fields of dick is just about right. Maybe she likes football since she turned her tight end into a wide receiver.

( @vilenord lol )

[Rock St.EddieParticipant 129]

@Deus Ex Machina

Her next boyfriend: “Damn that’s a big vagina. Damn that’s a big Vagina.”

She: “Why did you say it twice?”

He: “I didn’t.”

[Deus Ex MachinaParticipant 1068]

Her next boyfriend: “Damn that’s a big vagina. Damn that’s a big Vagina.”

She: “Why did you say it twice?”

He: “I didn’t.”

 

hahahaha!!!, Too true buddy, too true!.

"If You have the Tooth of a Whale, You must have the Whale's Jaw to hold it". (i.e. One Must have the right qualifications for leadership) -Hawaiian Proverb

[TheLurkerParticipant 269]

Her next boyfriend: “Damn that’s a big vagina. Damn that’s a big Vagina.”

She: “Why did you say it twice?”

He: “I didn’t.”

Her: “Is it in?”
Boyfriend: “I don’t know…”

[Zoby TwoParticipant 83]

All women  lie on the figure 🙂 Never trust them. A guy I know is in love with a female friend of mine … she asks for the mariage and it seems he will agree.

she’s a real slut. I know her for many years and I know all the guys she banged with … She told me she was “naive” … ahahaha ….

 

[ManocalypseParticipant 321]

Be like rattling a wooden spoon in a bucket.

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