Adam & Eve a Parable

[felixParticipant 406]

One day while Eve was wandering around the garden she came across Snake in a tree. Snake introduced itself and told Eve “You really should try one of these apples.” Eve resisted Snake’s sale pitch at first but Snake eventually convinced her that the knowledge warning was nonsense and that the apples tasted quite good. Eve tasted one and it had no effect on her and it did indeed taste quite good. Snake of course knew the apple would have no effect on Eve. The tree was a library of Sun Knowledge and Eve’s world was based on Mystical Moon Magic. Eve always resented Adam for not understanding he should worship the Moon rather than admire the Sun.

Snake convinces Eve that she really needs to get Adam to taste the apple. Snake promises Eve wondrous things will begin to happen for her if Adam bites the apple. “You will live a life of unimaginable gifts and conveniences. There will be refrigeration, automobiles, beautiful clothes and fine jewelry; you will be able to fly around the world faster than the Sun can rise.” Eve wanting these things takes the apple to Adam. When Adam tastes the apple the effect on him is remarkably different. The first thing Adam experiences is a BRILLIANT FLASH OF LIGHT. Adam then begins to look at the world around him and realizes… “I exist…”

The next morning Adam wakes up feeling a little cold. He looks East and sees the Sun rising and knows that the Sun will make him warm again. This amazes Adam so he asks the Lord: “Lord, Why does the Sun make me feel warm?” The Lord upon hearing this is immediately aware of what has happened. Adam is asking him for his super secret equation as to why the stars are shinning. Lord is angry at himself for leaving the tree of Sun Knowledge available in the garden. But the Lord decides to direct his anger at Adam, Eve and most assuredly Snake.

That afternoon, Adam now banished to the forest finds a stream of water and notices that it is running in one direction. Adam perceives the existence of Up and Down and that water always flows from Up to Down. Adam puts his hand into the stream and feels the FORCE of flow on his fingers and thinks: “Maybe, I can use this to my advantage?” Adam’s pursuit of energy has begun. Adam also perceives the Laws of Cause and Effect and begins using them to exert his influence on the world around him. Many millennia pass and in 1905 Albert Einstein publishes the Lords super secret equation for why the stars are shinning. The definition of human existence has forever changed

It is now the 21st century and Eve is seriously worried. The problem for Eve is that Adam was the one that saw the brilliant flash of light and she resents and fears him because of it. Everything Snake has promised her has come to pass. At the dawn of the millennium, Eve had flown from Paris to New York out running the rising Sun while drinking Champaign. However, Eve’s entire world is now dependent upon Adam’s Knowledge and even though Adam has tried to explain it, she seldom comprehends. To Eve it looks like unlimited magic and Adam will not stop creating more of it. Even worse, Adam now understands her Mystical Moon Magic and is no longer impressed. Eve is thinking: “What more could she want?” After all – She is sitting in an air-conditioned mall surrounded by shopping bags and drinking a heated vanilla latte.
Eve is holding one of Adam’s magical cell phones. Eve begins texting:

“Snake, is it possible to keep all of Adam’s gifts by maintaining his magic and exterminate Adam?”

more throttle ..... less brakes.....

[JackinovParticipant 5229]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA This is one for the books.

are you a chia pet in man drag

[RoyDalParticipant]

Ah yes. Adam invents civilization which provides the surplus labour and resources so some schleps can produce the shoes, handbags, clothes, and jewelry that Eve desires. Civilization also provides smooth roads for Eve’s luxury car (given to her by her daddy whom she did not thank) to get to the mall.

Can Eve eliminate Adam? No, not unless she wants to go back to living in a grass hut and weaving baskets while waiting for her husband and sons to come home with something to eat.

“I’m hungry! Adam, where’s the bacon?”

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[LupusParticipant 214]

And Snake answers: If Adam dies, so does the magic of creation. You, as a woman, can weave illusions, but to create you have to truly understand all that is behind the curtain of reality. You will freeze while believing in the illusion of warmth and comfort.

[CatsPawParticipant 423]

Unfortunately for Eve, the answer to her last question is no.
However Snake knows that Eve will not perceive the deception of its lie, even thou it has happened in the past: Snake offered two things to Eve, but only one came true, yet Eve does not realize the trap inside the gift.

Eve begins to look for ways to destroy Adam without wondering about the consequences, because Snake told her it will work.
Adam, eventually realizes that the situation is not one that he wishes to be involved in and leaves Eve.
While Eve did not destroy Adam, he is no longer present and her gifts are still around.

Eve begins to enjoy her new freedom and the gifts that she already owned but soon finds herself not being able to find any new gifts to satisfy her needs of constant increasing demand.
Eventually, the gifts bore Eve, the freedom does not feel any different and even starts to look where Adam went.

Adam is in his new home, with fewer gifts and someone else. Anoteher woman , and both of them are happy.

Eve sees that happiness and desires it, yet she also knows she should be happy because she has more gifts than the other woman.
Eve does not understand why the other woman is happy, so she turns to Snake.

-Snake, why is the other woman happy?
-Because Adam is charming and ling to her, you have to stop Adam.

— To be continued —

[Anonymous 0]

VERY WELL SAID

[hellraiderParticipant 2837]

Good parable.

But someday, rather sooner than later, adam will have a fleshlight or maybe a fembot and realize that he only needed eve for sex.

And then adam realizes he doesnt need a female for sex, and that working into his grave creating useless stuff is stupid.

And so, adam goes mgtow.
And society collapses.
The end.

[God is DeadParticipant 63]

Does anyone else find it somewhat ominous that the company Apple’s logo is a picture of an apple (possibly the apple of knowledge?) with a bite taken out of it? And what do women love, possibly even more than themselves? Their iPhones of course. The iPhones have become the forbidden fruit for women in this digital era, their window to apps that can grant them anything from information to sex with a few taps of their fingers, and now they are convincing men to take a bite as well…

[UintatheriumParticipant 1861]

I believe in evolution but I still thing that the book of Genesis has some beauty to it because it’s “sexist”.

Protip: Lilith isn’t in the Bible. Lilith is a Mary Sue from medieval fanfic.

MGTOW: because you can (and should) say anything about a woman as long as she isn't within earshot

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