About to Lose Virginity. Any Advice?

[Junk109Participant 9]

A girl promised me she wants to have sex with me in the upcoming week. I’m 19 and a virgin, and thus would like some wisdom from some older MGTOW on the dos and don’ts of sex. Aside from condom usage, what advice would you give a young MGTOW to keep a man safe?

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

Bring your own condoms. DON’T use any she gives you.

DON’T leave used condoms around. IMMEDIATELY flush them away.

DON’T fall in love.

DO f~~~ her brains out … you young f~~~ machine 😀

Oh and everything she says is a lie.

[Junk109Participant 9]

To ILiveAgain:

1. Oh yeah, don’t want to get sperm jacked!

2. This is nothing but a pump and dump to me, so no worries about that love thing.

3. Aye aye Captain!

4. I don’t trust her in the slightest, which is why I came here for help from a community I can trust!

Good advice.

[Crazy CanuckMember 4215]

Make sure to keep records of texting records, IM, or anything else if she decides to claim she was raped.

"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle

[Junk109Participant 9]

CrazyCanuck:

I’m so thankful I don’t live in California with those ridiculous consent laws. I’ll make sure to keep a record of all communications, and avoid phone calls.

Thanks for the advice.

[Crazy CanuckMember 4215]

You might want to first rinse the condom with hot water well then flush it down the toilet or add hot sauce to it which will burn her pussy if she tries to impregnate herself.

"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle

[Binary LogicParticipant 2351]

Way to go bud! This is going to be fun

1) Do follow CrazyCanuck and ILiveAgains’ doctrine, it’ll save you from future torment

2) Unless you’ve got some killer trait that we don’t know about, you’ll probably  be able to grab the cookies a few times before she gets bored. My advice, get it like it’s going to spoil. BE THE COOKIE-MONSTER!

3) Realize that sex becomes addictive, and if you aren’t mentally mature enough to handle the mental incapacity that comes along with it, you might be screwed in more than one way. Don’t, under any circumstances, let her weaponize it and use it as a tool to destroy you.

4)  GO BACK AND READ CRAZYCANUCK AND ILIVEAGAINS’ POST. LIVE IT, FOLLOW IT.

5) Try not to make too big of a deal about it once the deed is done. Pillage the village, but don’t gloat. Play it cool. Otherwise, you lose credibility.

That’s about it. Hope all goes well bro. Have fun and be safe.

Funny, isn't it? How women thrive on a mans time, attention and resources, while simultaneously telling him he isn't enough...

[RoyDalParticipant]

Nevada, US, has legal licensed brothels …

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[AkibarangerParticipant 37]

Go to a brothel instead, Prostitutes are better than whores because you always get your moneys worth and they are open with what they are doing and why. Gotta love them

[mrpropmechParticipant 216]

Junk109 wrote:

CrazyCanuck: I’m so thankful I don’t live in California with those ridiculous consent laws. I’ll make sure to keep a record of all communications, and avoid phone calls. Thanks for the advice.

I live in Cali and this is exactly what has become my main fear… all it takes is p~~~ing her off or saying something wrong and she can bring a world of hurt around you if she is smart enough to figure it out..

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