About the MGTOW Forums Litter Box – The Wounded Hamster Shelter

[KeymasterKeymaster]

2015.04.20 About the MGTOW.COM Litter Box

Welcome to the MGTOW Forums Litter Box.
Our dedicated Lady of the Wounded Hamster Shelter.

Every once in a while, the odd lady folk may decide to join our website in the same way she barges into the men’s room totally uninvited , after somehow having convinced herself she has a “right” to be there. Clearly labeling a place “men only” is not enough. Women need to be told “no women allowed”… and even that is the best way to make sure some female will start banging on the door. You can’t fault women for this. They just don’t know any better.

To make them behave properly, women need more training than a killer whale and more discipline than a sack of lard. You would have to beat a sack of lard pretty heavily in order to get meringue. And in case you missed that, meringue is made from egg whites. So no matter how heavily you beat lard, you will never get meringue. Unless there is a man around to give her a disapproving inward breath or condescending eyebrow raise, a woman won’t know she’s f~~~ing up. She would walk herself (and her own children) off the edge of a cliff if there weren’t a sign on the railing of a cartoon man giving her the stupid eye.

Worse yet is the occasional cameo appearance from a pussified male or your average married bloke who insists on waxing on about how he hasn’t been robbed yet.

Hence the creation of the MGTOW Forums Litter Box.

A trash bin for gynocentric refuse, and rubbish brought here by the disgruntled and the disapproving…. where they can relax, and enjoy reprieve from the Red Pill c~~~tails we serve shaken – never stirred. We hope you’ll enjoy your stay until you get your ass unapologetically booted. To begin your sheltered experience, take three deep breaths (inhale for 6 seconds, then exhale for 8 seconds) to clear your mind. When you’re done, click here to gracefully exit to the the MGTOW.COM Women’s Shelter.

If you still refuse to leave, pull up a chair. Because the older you get, the more beautiful you become. With age comes character, wisdom, knowledge, and prowess. Yes, 40 is the new 20. The men here at MGTOW.COM prefer younger girls because we’re shallow. That extra 30lbs you packed on after college looks great on you. In fact, we hardly even noticed! Those jeans make your ass look tasty – in a respectful, graduate degree sort of way. You absolutely should be able to walk around the office with your titties hanging out without having to deal with men looking at them. Your stories are so damn interesting, we can hardly contain our excitement. We’re not talking about you. We’re not talking about your Facebook friends either. We’re talking about that one girl you hate with a fiery passion. You know the one.

When we talk about sluts, you can be assured it’s at least 50 sexual partners more than you’ve had. You’re in the clear. Most men aren’t like us. Take your husband, boyfriend, or that perfect boyfriend who is juuuuussst around the corner for instance. Kudos to you for finding (or being thiiiiisss close to finding) a real Alpha male. Our dirty little secret in the Manosphere is that just under our prickly surface, we want to marry you – or a woman just like you. The problem is that strong, independent, educated, attractive women like you are too smart and secure to fall for misogynistic assholes like us. Knowing this, we weep inside.

The reason we say mean things about feminists is because we know they’re right. Did you know the average American woman has to drive over 6 miles to deposit her alimony check? That’s called “oppression”. Did you know the average American female college student will be forced to pay for up to 3% of her own drinks and nearly 37% of her own food by Senior year? More oppression. Did you know that the average American woman has to spend an amount nearly double the cost of a Starbucks venti latté for her own birth control pills? So oppressed! Did you know that the vast majority of American women will be expected to work 40 hours per week for 40 hours of pay? That’s the patriarchy at work!

We acknowledge that at times 1 + 1 = 2, but not always.
Sometimes it doesn’t – depending on the situation, mood, and the original intent of all parties.

Feeling better? If so, you can leave comments of gratitude on this post. If you’re still righteously indignant (and rightfully so!), please take a moment to fill out the complaint form below and submit it to the Manosphere and we will circulate your grievances as quickly as possible. We promise to read every word and use your feedback to spark soulful introspection.

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Wounded Hamster Complaint Form

Choose one of the following…NAWALT (Not All Women Are Like That)I’m not like thatYou probably have a tiny penisYou probably never get laidYou probably live in your mother’s basementStop whining and “man up”You can’t handle a strong & independent womanI’m hornyI’m hungry



Submit

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For your convenience, we’ve taken the liberty of prepopulating the form. Ok, so the form doesn’t really work. We didn’t bother making it live because we knew you were far too strong and independent to ever “submit” to a man.

You go girl!

– The Evil Patriarchy

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 42]

Let me take a dump here in the LITTER BOX,,,,,,errrr,,,,, “MARRIAGE” <splash> ahhhhhhh,,,,,,, wait, I feel another one coming,, <pushing> <pebble fart> here it comes,,,, “GOVERNMENT” <ga’splash> ahhhhhh…..

[Anonymous 27]

Hahaha, this is really really sweet s~~~ Keymaster…I love your introduction here, I laughed my oppressive, patriarchical ass off!! Thanks for creating this great area!

 

LONG LIVE MGTOW

[RennieParticipant]

*Tosses some smelly dead blackbirds in the litter box*

[GrumpyParticipant]

Bravo

I stand in awe. well after 5 minutes of laughing over the intro.

Kudos KM

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[HitmanParticipant]

well said good sir ! well said.

[J.D SilvernailParticipant 383]

Keymaster that was awesome!!!! I also have a question. Where can we go to read their grievances and can we respond to them?

I'm married to the game,but she broke her vows.

[Anonymous 42]

J.D Silvernail wrote:

Keymaster that was awesome!!!! I also have a question. Where can we go to read their grievances and can we respond to them?

@jd, I already tried it, I send a real c~~~ message just to provoke a response and see what happens.

It’s dumps them in the woman’s shelter, as it should! If it were up to me, I’d have them dumped in a toilet, one that flushed, and sucked the viewer down the drain, with all the s~~~.

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Wow KM, you have just completed the forum with this. Very much evidently the women’s shelter wasn’t enough, so this is the very last puzzle piece that was missing until now. Great idea & well done sir, salutes to you.

 

Ned T.

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Thanks Ned. ( PS we haven’t forgotten about your email last week. More on this over the weekend by email.)

We’re adding a c~~~ detection button right now. Coming today. Two clicks and and t~~~ presence can be reported immediately with minimal effort.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Hey, that’s alright, dude. I mean it’s not gonna run away anyway, sooo in yer own time, take how much of it, that you need…  … no worries..!

 

PS.: Was the rough translation of my audio piece of any help to you..?

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[Anonymous 42]

A CDB, that’s a great idea, here’s a few lose c~~~ buttons I found…..

[Anonymous 11]

This Litter Box was a very good addition. We’re like a bunch of killer whales using stunned seals to teach hunting skills to the next generation using these trolls.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

We just implemented the “Gynocentric Bulls~~~ Genie” (available on all forum pages below – just above the footer)

Clicking the button will summon “the genie” and make it easy for forum members to report a page or post in question with a single click. No need to compose an email or use the contact form anymore! It will record your username, and ID and send us a link to that page automatically.

You can click the triggers to launch the modal “genie” window with further explanation.

We’re still working on copy but it’s fully functional and tested.

And PS… if your alert contributes to a c~~~ being removed, you will get a +1 count for “c~~~s punted”.

Thanks very much for all the times you gents were looking out for the best interests of our forums , the site and MGTOW… and for taking the time to contact us.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 42]

I just hit the White Knight alert, but I think he’s a dreamer, like dream on, we’ll all hold hands and sing “we are the world”, f~~~ that! I am the me! FTW!

[KeymasterKeymaster]

We should make a “pin” – like those you suggested (thanks!) – to label discarded threads.

We will limit the 3 buttons below to being visible to logged in users only.
For NON – logged in users, there will only be the pink female button which will eject them to the women’s shelter.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 25]

I love the gynocentric bulls~~~ genie, that’s hilarious.

It’s great to have a place where no women are allowed. If women come in the  men’s bathroom they risk getting p~~~ed on. It’s the startle reflex, can’t be helped.

[Smitty the Great OneParticipant 1535]

I laughed so hard I think I peed a little…. oh this is good.

Life is too long to play by someone elses rules....

[Big Viking Chef BVCParticipant 1286]

@keymaster and @Tower (taking a s~~~ lol)

I can’t stop laughing…you are going to make that vein in my forehead pop!

Cheers BVC

 

Swallow this RED PILL ===> Men will lay down their lives for their brothers, their women and their children. This makes Men useful as slaves. Women will lay down their lives for ONLY their children. To expect more from women is just a FANTASY created by society and reinforced by the unconditional love that we experienced from our Mothers. The key to freedom is the understanding that the woman you meet is not going to fantastically love you like your Mother did. If you buy into the fantasy, then she is your new master. If you do not buy into the fantasy, then she is nothing, and you retain your freedom.

[Big Viking Chef BVCParticipant 1286]

Machiavelli!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOL

“The startle reflex.”   You guys gotta stop!  I’m gonna have a heart attack if I don’t stop laughing!

Wholly f~~~.  This is funny s~~~.

BVC

 

Swallow this RED PILL ===> Men will lay down their lives for their brothers, their women and their children. This makes Men useful as slaves. Women will lay down their lives for ONLY their children. To expect more from women is just a FANTASY created by society and reinforced by the unconditional love that we experienced from our Mothers. The key to freedom is the understanding that the woman you meet is not going to fantastically love you like your Mother did. If you buy into the fantasy, then she is your new master. If you do not buy into the fantasy, then she is nothing, and you retain your freedom.

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