A woman to cook for you

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

She doesn’t cook, complaining about the kitchen being old and crowded
Husband remodels the kitchen hoping that things would change, but nothing changes
(not sure if this is what goes on, but I’m assuming so. Anyone has any evidence?)
The nicest kitchens I’ve seen – are in houses where nobody really uses anything but a microwave

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Crazy CanuckMember 4215]

Jan Sobieski wrote:

I’m not saying a female has to cook but to be an equal in a relationship she has to offer in a relationship.

Hell, Ill cook, but what does she offer in exhange?

Headaches and sex, sex usually dies after a while.

"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle

[VarunParticipant 2981]

I can cook better than anybody in my immediate vicinity. All thanks goes to my feminist education : “When you grow up, you gotta help your wife around the house and be a real man!”

Now only and only because of that, I would never ever need a wife. See how that backfired? Suck on it, bitches!!!!

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

[MoonlightParticipant 223]

I was raised by a single mother and she hardly ever prepared meals for me. When she did, it was usually instant and precooked stuff that’s really unhealthy.

I taught myself to cook healthy meals and I can make pretty much anything from scratch. Given everyone needs food to survive, I think it’s a very important skill to have.

[FrankyParticipant 2338]

5.You’d have to trust them to eat the food they gave you.
I’ve seen what these c~~~s do, poisoning is included.

[OldBillParticipant]

My maternal grandmother once told me “If a woman isn’t any good in the kitchen, chances are she isn’t any good in any other room in the house either.”

I can’t remember the last time a woman cooked anything for me.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

There is not one wife in our family that “cooks” nearly as well (or often) as the husband. Not one.
When I have BBQs with Russian friends, the guys cook, the women bring the potato salad and cucumber salad.

Women “cooking” is a JOKE to me – and I would like to know where this f~~~ing myth comes from. Even in a Vogue article I choked on today by accident…. the women write “time to take off our aprons, scrubbing mitts and wipe the ashes from our brows“.

When — in the history of f~~~ — did any man here see a woman with an apron, scrubbing mitts, and ashes in her brows? Yet VOGUE magazine pretends that’s what women do! COOK AND SCRUB.

WHERE!!! Do they even make those?

Last month, my cousin after 30 years announced his wife initiated a f~~~ing divorce. They have been together since college. He did all the shopping , all the cooking, all the cleaning, and all the full time working. 55 , requires a daily insulin shot, and is now moving out of the house in the basement of another family’s home. After 30 years of doing all the work.

You don’t know what kind of a loudmouth wife she is.
Nobody EVER saw her with f~~~ing scrubbing mitts or an apron on. EVER. In 30 years.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[DeepInThoughtParticipant 2710]

Keymaster wrote:

the women bring the potato salad and cucumber salad.

That’s another thing I noticed about many of my exes. They think throwing a salad together equals cooking. Weird!

Ive only had one girlfriend who could cook bloody amazingly. She was a tall Northern Italian/Aussie and was a real foodie but moreover she was a seriously fit girl (runner) with a rocking body as well. I still to this day use some of the recipes she showed me!

[KeymasterKeymaster]

DeepInThought wrote:

Ive only had one girlfriend who could cook bloody amazingly.

In defense of the female sex, I should mention my friends “good female friend” (who he bangs occasionally) is actually quite adept in the kitchen and ENJOYS cooking for him. She is also middle eastern from Iran. He is white American man. She has prepared two very good nutritious meals – which I have been invited to attend – in the last 45 days alone.

She cooked better than any female I have ever met – except for my own mother.

My mother always over-cooks red meat but otherwise, she scores in the kitch — AND — she bakes.

How many of you guys had a birthday cake BAKED for you by a female?

My Mom STILL bakes for my birthday and MAILS IT TO ME(!!!!!).
Believe it.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[AnthonyNParticipant 112]

The only women I’ve ever known to cook (WELL) were women over 50 years old. And even then, if they’re married to rich men, they still don’t know how to f~~~ing cook no matter their age. Most men even out perform women in being a chef.

Women have nothing to offer but sex and when they hit the wall, they have nothing. But, manginas, white knights, and PUAs will still keep marrying their sorry asses.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

A woman TRIED to make me French toast recently. Didn’t know how to crack an egg with one hand so she got she’ll in the egg and didn’t bother removing it. Didn’t know how to operate a gas stove so ran the gas without lighting it then overheated the pan and burned the toast.

Oh, she mixed the egg with water to stretch it. I’ve got more eggs, you know.

Burned on the outside, soggy in the middle, watery egg with shell in it… total fail. It was so bad, I just sat there and made her eat her own work while I told her what she did wrong.

We don’t see each other any more.

[narwhalParticipant]

My ex would cook, and some of the dishes she cooked were pretty good. It really wasn’t worth it overall though. There were several dishes I didn’t care for, but was forced to eat without complaint to avoid the drama. Even after I told her I preferred chicken prepared in a skillet over baked, she continued to bake it. I even showed her how I like it. She also seemed to resent me for having to cook. If I offered to cook, she would take it as a slight against her cooking. She would constantly be on a diet and feel guilty about eating what she cooked, or would eat something else and make things uncomfortable there.

I tend to cook when I have my kids are over all the time. From what I hear, fast food is a regular thing at their mom’s house.

Now, I cook what I want, when I want, how I want it. I’m not great, but plenty good enough for me. The only pleasure I’d get from someone else cooking occasionally is not having to do it myself sometimes.

Back on the ex…even going out to eat was unpleasant most of the time. Because we were in CC debt, I tried to insist that we be budget-minded when going out to eat. Do you really need to get shrimp or whatever the expensive item is on the menu…every time? Do you have to order a margarita on a Wednesday night?

Ok. Then do it.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

narwhal wrote:

She would constantly be on a diet and feel guilty about eating what she cooked, or would eat something else and make things uncomfortable there.

Same story. She was anorexic so she wouldn’t eat what she would cook. Instead she would eat chips at 11pm
If she ate – she made sure it’s some gourmet s~~~, while I had to eat leftovers

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[HammerheadParticipant 362]

Beer wrote:

You can make almost anything in a crock pot and all it generally requires is about 5 minutes of prep work if you feel like cutting s~~~ up instead of just throwing chunks of s~~~ in. Its literally faster to throw some stuff in the crock pot before you leave for work and have it ready when you get home than it is to go to through an average drive through around dinner time.

Amen, brother. I do this all winter long, making soup, chili, stew and Italian beef for sandwiches. To illustrate the OP’s point: Where did I get the crockpot? Free, practically new, from a woman who almost never used it.

[HammerheadParticipant 362]

narwhal wrote:

My ex would cook, and some of the dishes she cooked were pretty good. It really wasn’t worth it overall though. There were several dishes I didn’t care for, but was forced to eat without complaint to avoid the drama.
…
Now, I cook what I want, when I want, how I want it. I’m not great, but plenty good enough for me. The only pleasure I’d get from someone else cooking occasionally is not having to do it myself sometimes.

Same here, my ex-wife (specialty: stay at home mother) thought she was a terrific cook because she learned to make a few specialties for the holidays, but day-to-day dinners were mediocre. Since the divorce, I bought the America’s Test Kitchen cookbook – – among others. I got a good set of cookware and utensils, and a free crockpot from a female friend (who’d barely used it), then started experimenting. I’ve made cookies, brownies, cupcakes, key lime mini-pies and lemon mini-pies, baked lasagna, fish, spicy shrimp, jambalaya, and dozens of other great meals. If you can follow a recipe, you can cook a decent meal. Baking can be trickier, but practice helps. In the two years or so since leaving the ex, I’m easily ten times the cook that she ever was…and she made more of an effort than most other women I’ve known!

[HammerheadParticipant 362]

Stargazer wrote:

A woman TRIED to make me French toast recently. Didn’t know how to crack an egg with one hand so she got she’ll in the egg and didn’t bother removing it. Didn’t know how to operate a gas stove so ran the gas without lighting it then overheated the pan and burned the toast.

Oh, she mixed the egg with water to stretch it. I’ve got more eggs, you know.

Burned on the outside, soggy in the middle, watery egg with shell in it… total fail. It was so bad, I just sat there and made her eat her own work while I told her what she did wrong.

We don’t see each other any more.

Hilarious! I’m seeing someone who could burn water – – – and inexplicably, she’s about my age/upper 50’s, but she never learned to cook. But I don’t mind, as she doesn’t try to cook for me and is VERY demonstrably appreciative of my cooking.

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

Keymaster wrote:

How many of you guys had a birthday cake BAKED for you by a female?

I did have ONE girlfriend bake me a birthday cake…ONCE.
She was the only girlfriend that cooked and baked.
She’s the only girlfriend that I do miss once in a while.
But, I don’t miss her enough to ever contact her again…

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