A woman on the plane asked to be switched from the middle seat to the aisle seat

[Masculine_ManParticipant 2735]

A woman asked me to switch from the middle seat to the aisle because she’s claustrophobic. My reply, Well what a coincidence so am I. #MGHOWairplane-mode

If it costs you your peace of mind, then it is too expensive.

[HitmanParticipant]

Perfect reply.
Don’t enable the entitled! !!

[Deadly RaverParticipant]

lol.

Learn from the past, Control the present, and you will know the Future.

[experiencedParticipant]

Masculine_Man wrote:

woman asked me to switch from the middle seat to the aisle because she’s claustrophobic. My reply, Well what a coincidence so am I. #MGHOWairplane-mode

Masterful!!
Middle seats are a screw job, even if to upgraded seats.
My hat’s off to you for a quick effective stop to her baloney.
So, did she go into convulsions or seizures?? I didn’t think so.
Also if this was legit, she would have arranged for an aisle seat on the phone or at a minimum with the gate agent. She might have already done this and they cut through her BS.
I’m sorry, I’ve got an uncontrollable bladder and you’ll be unconfined and wet when I struggle to get past you.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

So she’s in a metal tube, millimeters thick, pressurised, minus god knows what outside ….

Amd she thinks moving a few feet left or right will make all that go away.

So there is a cure for claistrophobia…..

Just move a little….

Stupid cow.

[Anonymous 1]

Masculine_Man wrote:

she’s claustrophobic

OPP – other people’s problems.

[Anonymous 11]

I’m more scared of catching colds or flu while on cattle, oops..commercial, air services than anything else

You’re right ILA. It’s quite cold up there. I got that reinforced from having a land whale compress me into the window of a 737 for 2 hours along with a crying baby right behind me. -40C has a way of penetrating anything.

[Anonymous 42]

ILiveAgain wrote:

So she’s in a metal tube, millimeters thick, pressurised, minus god knows what outside ….

Amd she thinks moving a few feet left or right will make all that go away.

So there is a cure for claistrophobia…..

Just move a little….

Stupid cow.

Hey ILA, if all the landwhales rush the back of the plane for a box of cheese & crackers would you feel it in the yoke? Or will the dash light up with warning indicators as the horizon indicator turns all blue? Stall, airspeed, s~~~ like that?

[AnthonyParticipant 2281]

Now I know what to say to land whales if they ever ask for my seat.

I can’t stand middle seats at all. No matter if they’re in a vehicle or not.
I’m a small guy about 5’6 and 140 pounds. I remember when I had to get in the middle seat ALL the f~~~ing time as a kid because I was the smallest. F~~~ that s~~~.

If I ever fly, I’m never going to switch my seat for a landwhale. F~~~ middle seats.

Once you have a Fleshlight real vaginas become worthless.

[WhoIsAskingParticipant 105]

Well done. I would not had switched with a man either.

[the roadParticipant 3125]

I must remember this one. I’ve been asked to move more than a couple times and I’m sick and tired of it.

My technique lately has been to put on my headphones, crank up my music, and pretend I’m asleep until after takeoff. I don’t know how many times the crew has gotten on the speakers and asked for people to move that are in aisle seats (where I usually sit) in order to accommodate some self entitled bitch (it’s always been a woman each time) who got a s~~~ty boarding number due to late check in or didn’t reserve a seat until the last minute. When this s~~~ keeps happening more and more often, I know that they are just lying and playing on peoples’ sympathies. F~~~ them.

#MANOUT

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

ILiveAgain wrote:

So she’s in a metal tube, millimeters thick, pressurised, minus god knows what outside ….

Amd she thinks moving a few feet left or right will make all that go away.

So there is a cure for claistrophobia…..

Just move a little….

Stupid cow.

Hey ILA, if all the landwhales rush the back of the plane for a box of cheese & crackers would you feel it in the yoke? Or will the dash light up with warning indicators as the horizon indicator turns all blue? Stall, airspeed, s~~~ like that?

Well it’s funny you should say that.

In my skydiving days I was an AFF instructor plus a jump pilot.

Super Otter and Shorts Skyvan.

We had the Brazilian team come over to practice for world champs.

The sunset load was always a jolly. So this one day we’re talking about passangers moving around and the ‘leap’ the ship took when jumpers exit.

So … there we were, me flying and 10 jumpers in back.

Trimmed the van for straing and level then shouted back to the guys to take a small step left …

Took about 5 mins but we mannaged to turn, climb but no decent possible due c of g and stall speed.

Had the van been wider we could have turned enough to navigate.

We were all in stitches with laughter.

On a sad not there is that footage of a 747 cargo in Afgan. Rotating out to climb and the 4 armoured trucks in back broke chains.

Poor fks never had a chance.

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

ILiveAgain wrote:

So she’s in a metal tube, millimeters thick, pressurised, minus god knows what outside ….

Amd she thinks moving a few feet left or right will make all that go away.

So there is a cure for claistrophobia…..

Just move a little….

Stupid cow.

Hey ILA, if all the landwhales rush the back of the plane for a box of cheese & crackers would you feel it in the yoke? Or will the dash light up with warning indicators as the horizon indicator turns all blue? Stall, airspeed, s~~~ like that?

Anonymous wrote:

I’m more scared of catching colds or flu while on cattle, oops..commercial, air services than anything else

You’re right ILA. It’s quite cold up there. I got that reinforced from having a land whale compress me into the window of a 737 for 2 hours along with a crying baby right behind me. -40C has a way of penetrating anything.

You be feeling the adiabatic lapse rate CP.

-2 deg per 1000ft.

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

She saw you and considered you to be an easy mark for her manipulation.
Congratulations. Perfect comeback. If the lady didn’t like middle seat, why did she purchase the middle seat? She would have been more comfortable in first class and I’m sure she deserved it.

[Total LeeParticipant 1573]

LOL! Brilliant. We all know she isn’t really claustrophobic, just a professional victim. She could’ve booked the seat in advance, or asked the ground crew to find her something else, but the aisle is no less claustrophobic. The aisle seat is just so you can go pinch a turd without climbing over anyone else. I probably would have said “no you’re not”.

[Anonymous 1]

Total Lee wrote:

The aisle seat is just so you can go pinch a turd without climbing over anyone else.

You’re right. Explosive diarrhea would have been a better call.

[The Moth Attracted to the FlameParticipant 2982]

Brilliant response.

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

good quick thinking. quick thinking is one of my many weaknesses.

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[sidecarParticipant 35862]

Masculine_Man wrote:

My reply, Well what a coincidence so am I.

I find a simple: “No.” is more than sufficient. You don’t owe her an explanation. It will p~~~ her off no end, but that is not your problem.

Another good response is the ever useful: “What’s in it for me?”

[FunInTheSunParticipant 8289]

Well, at least she didn’t have a baby with her.

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

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