A Woman Gives Her Top 10 Relationship Tips

[Anonymous 6]

Thoughts??

[ghostParticipant]

I pay no attention to what women think. Pass.

[Anonymous 42]

“A Woman Gives Her Top 10 Relationship Tips”

First of all; “a woman gives” nothing.

“Tips” maybe titty tips but nothing else!

I’m just a walking trigger bomb! I get under their skin faster than gamma radiation!

[chirParticipant]

Foolproof plan:

Spread legs.
Wait.
Some man will come sniffing around.
Snap legs together.
Drain man of all resources and will to live.
Rinse.
Repeat.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[JuehueParticipant 1316]

I hope they all adhere to those tips. Most of the time they don’t.

[BoarParticipant]

Each rule could have the phrase, “except if he is a Chad Thunderc~~~” tacked onto the end….

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Don’t date a boy who cancels plans last minute.

Pure projection. Zero self awareness.

Women hate it when men hold them to these same exact standards.

[743 roadmasterParticipant]

These women just keep on building the wall.

Sorry not going to take down the wall. Just keep on adding the bricks.

mgtow is its own worst enemy- https://www.campusreform.org/

[xanthineParticipant 4903]

So f~~~ing dumb. For one thing, it’s 11, not 10, but dumb broads either can’t count or like to try to be cute and throw in extra items. But whatever.

Second, if you took every thing on that list, and literally did the exact opposite of them, I guarantee you she’d fall in love with you. Doing all the things on that list is a surefire way to make sure she cheats on you with someone who doesn’t. If you listen to any woman talk about all the things her ex did who she was so in love with, but was such a jerk, you’ll notice that without fail, almost every single time, they are guys who treat her like s~~~. Women love jerks, and they love to be treated like s~~~.

Third, if you switch genders, that would actually be excellent advice to give men. Those are all things women do to men, usually way worse than men do to women. Ie canceling plans on you, disrespecting you, putting hands on you, etc. These are things pretty much every woman does to every man who follows s~~~ty dating advice like that. In fact, you’d be hard pressed to find one who doesn’t. But ironically enough, you’ll never find men’s articles with themes like this. (hmmm I wonder why)

Overall, women are the absolute worst people to get dating advice from. If you really want to know how they work, pay attention to what they DO, not what they SAY. You’ll notice patterns that are so glaringly obvious, it’s almost like every single woman is an exact carbon copy of every other woman. They all do the same stupid s~~~ and say the same stupid things. This article is pretty much proof of that.

[Anonymous 7]

*Yawn* you posted some s~~~ a weeminimums said?
I will try to pay attention next time./s

J/C bro. I didn’t read it. Truth is I don’t give a s~~~ what they say.

[RorschachParticipant 2083]

No. Just no to all of this. She can keep her tips, I wouldnt give her the tip of someone elses c~~~.

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"....... and i'll look down and whisper "No."

[foghornleghornParticipant 3449]

More proof that not choosing to live with or marry a woman was the right thing. Thanks to that choice, I don’t have to have 2AM conversations or put some bitch on a pedestal and treat her like a f~~~ing deity because she decided to spread her legs for me – something which might I remind you she did for every other guy on the c~~~ carousel that treated her like s~~~.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

#3 is how rape cases get started.

“stop touching me!” lol

chir wrote:

Foolproof plan:

Spread legs.
Wait.
Some man will come sniffing around.
Snap legs together.
Drain man of all resources and will to live.
Rinse.
Repeat.

Ahh yes, the Venus fly trap. You think it’s any coincidence, they say “men are from Mars, women are from VENUS??”

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

Another list of demands.

“Treat me like the Godess that I am”- I’m still laughing. If you actually attempted to meet her demands, she would drop you like a rock.

Here are my relationship tips sweetie:
1. Hop on your broom
2. Fly away

[RajParticipant 472]

F~~~ing c~~~, you know that’s a bulls~~~ f~~~ing list; here is the real list for 10 relationship tips for women:

1) He has to have a lot of f~~~ing money, take as much as you can, then leave him.

I was once a great king, I believe you were too. I hope you believe in me, I hope you believe in you.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

“what is a 2 am conversation going to look like?” Well for people with a job its going to look like this:

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

How about NO.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[BigvernParticipant 1983]

xanthine wrote:

Second, if you took every thing on that list, and literally did the exact opposite of them, I guarantee you she’d fall in love with you. Doing all the things on that list is a surefire way to make sure she cheats on you with someone who doesn’t.

Good Point, 100% TRUE; STOP LYING GIRLZZZZ

"What made you think, there'd be a livin' in sheep?, Eat, Work, Eat Work and Sleep" - Mark Knopfler.

[Anonymous 3]

PistolPete wrote:

“what is a 2 am conversation going to look like?” Well for people with a job its going to look like this:

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Are you listening? Do you even care about what I say?

[JVBParticipant]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Peace is > piece.

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