A Woman and Her Cat..

[HitmanParticipant]

I dated a chick about (damn) 25 years ago.
Hot divorcée, older than me. .she was 35..she had a cat.
First time I had the chance I gave it a little kick so it wouldn’t like me.
After a few months of dating we exchanged door keys to our apartments. .There was no MGTOW then..
One evening I popped in on her, she was moaning. .
I walked in and found her with the cat licking..her clit.
She was shocked and embarrassed. .
I played it cool and told her I wanted to see..
She caved in pretty quickly and showed me. .
She had a can of tuna fish and dipped a finger in, rubbed her clit and kitty started licking. .
Crazy. .
True story!
Thought I’d share this with you guys. .
We broke up about a month later. .

[experiencedParticipant]

Makes sense….tuna scent and all.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

There goes my TUNA salad for today.

Another CATastrophe awaits at the Mug & BEAN cafe for ILA.

Thanks for the mind video.

Good news it’s replaced the ol fatlegs mind video from yesterday.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

That’s what happens when you see a pussy and a c~~~ together.

Probably another stupid childish fantasy they have. Big Yawn.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[ConstantineParticipant 4417]

Guys stop insulting tunas. At least tuna can actually be tasty, especially when it’s included on a platter of really fresh sashimi. The only other fish that I eat is flounder and snapper, and the flounder has to be fried on a plate of chips with its fins and tail still attached, so that it still resembles a fish.

But damn Hitman…I was going to ask “Was she asleep?” That might have made it slightly more excusable – least then you could say that she was dreaming and didn’t realise what was happening. As it was…that’s just f~~~ed up.

But hey, at least she won’t get charged in Canada, right?

To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell

[xlrsnbrgParticipant 1786]

Sadly I’ve heard of this before but with dogs. Indeed there are usually no legal consequences for women due to lack of penetration.

A man shouldn't make his life's objective to be on the side of the majority, but to avoid finding himself in the ranks of the insane. (Marcus Aurelius)

[The Laughing ManParticipant 1020]

I thought what I'd do was I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes...or should I?

[Anonymous 54]

Women are disgusting pigs who f~~~ there dogs.

[Anonymous 42]

Hitman wrote:

She had a can of tuna fish and dipped a finger in, rubbed her clit and kitty started licking. .

I get it, so that’s why women smell like tuna fish! I always knew there must have been a reason! Extra reason to stay away from women with cats.

[LurchParticipant 3866]

So what happens if she uses Salmon instead?

Blue-Pill Virgin: Women hate me! That's what it is.
MGTOW Man: Hate them back; it works for me.

[Anonymous 11]

Constantine wrote:

the flounder has to be fried on a plate of chips with its fins and tail still attached, so that it still resembles a fish.

Oh yeah, that’s the way to roll. I know just where to get a scored Flounder fresh fried to order that was just caught this morning. Damn, I’m hungry.

@hitman: That’s pretty f~~~ing disgusting.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Hitman wrote:

I played it cool and told her I wanted to see..
She caved in pretty quickly and showed me. .

Hitman, I have to give it to you. Always a gentleman. You could have had any number of reactions that would have made her feel like a freak, but you were a gentleman and played it cool. What a nice guy.

Order the good wine

[HitmanParticipant]

all the replies were AWESOME !!!
thanks brother-men .
that was some freak show for sure..
popped into my head after reading a post here ..
MGTOW is the ONLY option !

[Crazy CanuckMember 4215]

This is why I would never have sex with a woman that has pets. I have heard of women using dogs to lick their snatch which is pretty disgusting.

"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle

[ShinyParticipant 2307]

Yeah I’ve heard the dog one too multiple times, I suspect there is some truth there – Dawn French even did a bit about it in a Comic Strip thing years ago.

I would have been too busy searching for the perfect ‘pussy’ joke to handle it as well as Hitman.

[KaidoParticipant 2395]

The smell of tuna and vagina are so much alike.

What people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle. Rise above. Focus on science.

[LeoParticipant 25]

Yeah, actually smell of tuna and vagina are alike…
I’m surprised you broke up with her after a month though. If I were you I wouldn’t play cool, I would broke off with her and left right away…. crazy

So that’s why all lonely women have cats… Now I imagine what happens with women over 40 who have 10 or more cats o.O

[AttonParticipant]

Why is this not on top gun?

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

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