A Strong Woman

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

I bumped into an ex-girlfriend that I hadn’t seen in years.

She immediately asked if I was married, and I said “Nope.”

She says “That’s because you never could handle a strong woman like me.”

I replied “Acting like a bitch doesn’t make you a strong woman, it just makes you a bitch.”

She screams “You’re a fat f~~~ing asshole!”

I smile and say “I’m not that fat”, and walk away.

[UntamedParticipant]

XSDBS wrote:

I bumped into an ex-girlfriend that I hadn’t seen in years.

She immediately asked if I was married, and I said “Nope.”

She says “That’s because you never could handle a strong woman like me.”

I replied “Acting like a bitch doesn’t make you a strong woman, it just makes you a bitch.”

She screams “You’re a fat f~~~ing asshole!”

I smile and say “I’m not that fat”, and walk away.

🙂 ha ha!
You just sent her to a 6 months therapy program.

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[Mango IngawayParticipant 2264]

“I’m a strong wymyn blah blah”
Yeah sure, they can keep telling themselves that.
All they’re doing is securing their future life as a crazy cat ladies.

It is a common failing of childhood to think that if one makes a hero out of a demon the demon will be satisfied.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Excellent!

XSDBS wrote:

She says “That’s because you never could handle a strong woman like me.”

A “strong woman”…. is that anything like a strong CHEESE????

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[endgameBlocked 26]

A girl asked me what “my number” was.

I told her. Asked for her’s, two days later.

Her reply, “It’s none of my business.”

My reply, “You do you.”

Your average 27 year old female.

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

endgame wrote:

A girl asked me what “my number” was.

That’s when I’d say “oh, I’d say I’m about a fair 7 or 8 out of 10…”

[kizellParticipant 368]

“Strong women” are a lot like exorcists.  Glorified in pop culture,  but mostly dismissed in reality.

[RoyDalParticipant]

kizell wrote:

“Strong women” are a lot like exorcists.  Glorified in pop culture,  but mostly dismissed in reality.

I was going to say they are mythical creatures, like unicorns and leprechauns.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[GunslingerParticipant 242]

Yep…I just spit my coffee all over my computer screen. Good god, strong woman…that its self is just hysterical….strong and woman in the same sentence…hahahah. That’ll be the next joke I tell someone…”you wanna hear a joke” “yea sure”…”strong woman”…we’ll just laugh and then drink some more beer…good times.

[Anonymous 42]

STRONG. WOMAN. goes together like FREEZING FIRE.,,,BEAUTIFUL UGLY. It goes together like Bruce Jenner and his dick!

[aeragoanParticipant 1186]

Screaming and whining does not make women stronger..They  just  look like a bunch of fools..

[LonerBonerParticipant 358]

A strong woman would not harass ex boyfriends…or maybe thats what a “strong” woman does. A strong man on the other hand would handle it just like you did.

Keep clam i'm dyslexic.

[felixParticipant 406]

endgame wrote:

A girl asked me what “my number” was.

A: “My number is irrational.”

more throttle ..... less brakes.....

[MonkeyMindParticipant 5340]

This post made me laugh. Deep down women know that they use the term ‘Strong Woman’ as a smokescreen to mask the fact that they’re just basically behaving like assholes.

Well played Sir.

[Just a ManParticipant 934]

endgame wrote:

A girl asked me what “my number” was.

My reply, “Doesn’t matter since I’m out of your league.”

Philosophy, the female repellent

[Mango IngawayParticipant 2264]

RoyDal wrote:

I was going to say they are mythical creatures, like unicorns and leprechauns.

Well at least unicorns and leprechauns are supposed to bring you luck when you meet one.
Wymyn, not so much 😉

It is a common failing of childhood to think that if one makes a hero out of a demon the demon will be satisfied.

[Zuberi TauParticipant 10606]

Most women who claim to be strong have what I like to call a “brain cell deficit”.

If you think yelling at men is some form of strength, then you ought to be ashamed of yourself for impersonating a human being.

 

 

 

[stopmockingmanParticipant 441]

<span style=”color: #666666; font-family: ‘Open Sans’, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: italic; line-height: 20px; text-indent: 15px; background-color: #eeeeee;”>She says “That’s because you never could handle a strong woman like me.”</span>

Well, I guess a 300 lb woman could say ” guess you could never handle a woman of my stature.”

<span style=”color: #666666; font-family: ‘Open Sans’, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: italic; line-height: 20px; text-indent: 15px; background-color: #eeeeee;”>She screams “You’re a fat f~~~ing asshole!”</span>

My reply, “Thanks, I’ve been working on that- F~~~ YOU!” ha ha ha ah, sorry was laughing out loud here.

Well done friend, but really do you miss her a bit? I mean her strength? Ha ha ha.

 

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