A s~~~ty f~~~……literally

[Truthseeker82Participant 6406]

Let me start by saying the following is not meant to mock a medical condition – I have enough of my own and those dear to me to know better. It’s rather to illustrate how contorted and twisted the modern day woman is. Several years ago I corresponded with a woman on one of the popular dating websites. After several seemingly positive exchanges, I queried her as to why she seemed reluctant to meet me. During a lengthy phone conversation, she finally shared with me her unusual medical issue. She claimed she was reticent to get intimate( never mind she is on a dating site) because her condition caused her to defecate during intercourse. True story – You cannot make this ” s~~~” up. After abandoning contact and all hope for finding any semi-sane female – I pondered – if she has this unfortunate issue – why is she putting herself out there to begin with? Imagine the shock to someone unsuspecting who did it with her!

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

I agree totally. You are one who respects medical disabilities, though the issue here is that of honesty. If she has this serious medical problem she should have mad it clear from the beginning before leading you on.

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10910]

It’s a another s~~~ test. Since you quit pursuing her, in her mind you only wanted sex. The poor bastard that passes her s~~~ test is only going to get laid when she wants it because of her “condition”. I’m sure that she has apprehensions about oral sex because she was forced to give head one time when she was young. Probably not true but I have been with women who get out of oral sex by making a false claim like that.
Perhaps f***ing her in the arse is the answer? The guy gets his and the natural plug might keep her from having one of her Oh-Oh moments.

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[Anonymous 24]

Women even have it better in this regard. Because I bet she can find a guy who will “put up with her s~~~” lol Maybe even be into it… However if the roles were reversed the poor guy would have absolutely no chance…

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Man, the % of women with “issues” is sky high. Everything from “can’t eat strawberries” … to “can’t eat certain types of cheeses on their pizza”….. to “pasta makes me bloated and gassy”…… to “is that ice cream gluten free?”….. .to being allergic to EVERYTHING.

…. and now this s~~~ test.’

This is seriously – seriously – what 98% of women sound like to me when we’re just out for something to eat:

Truthseeker82 wrote:

her condition caused her to defecate during intercourse.

That “condition” is called “too much anal” and now you can walk a marching band out of her ass.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 18]

Never heard of a medical condition like that. She could have involuntary relaxation of sphincter due to some nerve damage, but that would also be applicable to her defecating anywhere at anytime. Not just intercourse.

[UntamedParticipant]

I’ll go with Mr.Spock on this one. Weemins will make up any and all excuses not to meet IRL, they’re pathetic behind their screens lurking the dating sites with moronic profiles and atrocious photos.
So this particular t~~~ claims to poop while having her pipes cleaned, Ha haaaa! I never heard of such a medical condition! And what happens when she eats the snake, did you ask her?

Keymaster wrote:

That “condition” is called “too much anal” and now you can walk a marching band out of her ass.

LMFAO!

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[StargazerParticipant 12505]

“That’s okay, baby… I’ll f~~~ you in the ass so you won’t be ABLE to s~~~. We good?”

[TaxGuyParticipant]

OK, if the roles were reversed and it was a guy telling a girl about his “condition”, my FIRST thought was that he and his buddies had a bet as to who was willing to tell the most outlandish story to get out of meeting a girl. I picture four other guys there laughing their ass off behind the scenes as their buddy has to keep a straight face and tell the girl she s~~~s every time he comes.

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[narwhalParticipant]

My dog will pee when she gets over excited, particularly when visitors show up. The solution was to take her to pee before people come over. She can’t pee if the tank is empty. I would think something similar could be applied here.

Ok. Then do it.

[EntropyParticipant 902]

Translation: “Whenever I open my mouth a pile of horse s~~~ comes out.”

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[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

narwhal wrote:

narwhalParticipant 265

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My dog will pee when she gets over excited, particularly when visitors show up. The solution was to take her to pee before people come over. She can’t pee if the tank is empty. I would think something similar could be applied here

narwhal wrote:

narwhalParticipant 265

narwal,, a brilliant solution. As a dog trainer I would endorse this solution.

My dog will pee when she gets over excited, particularly when visitors show up. The solution was to take her to pee before people come over. She can’t pee if the tank is empty. I would think something similar could be applied here.

[MalfunctionNeedInputParticipant 257]

bobphilo wrote:

I would think something similar could be applied here

Not if she’s lyinggggggg…..which she was apparently.

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[KeymasterKeymaster]

Stargazer wrote:

“That’s okay, baby… I’ll f~~~ you in the ass so you won’t be ABLE to s~~~. We good?”

Hey, anal is the only 100% woman-interference-proof method of birth control there is.

Even abstinence failed once.

I mean, if God wanted women to get f~~~ed in the ass…… he would have put a hole there. Know what I mean?

Personally, I prefer the kind of pucker I can sharpen pencils in.

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” My condition causes me to defecate during intercourse”.

“That’s nice. When I fart, only dogs can hear it. We should really get together some time.”

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[HitmanParticipant]

Maybe an adult diaper with a hole in the front? ..f~~~ that! ..she’s nuts!

[TheDigestedRedPillParticipant 165]

Mr. Spock wrote:

It’s a another s~~~ test. Since you quit pursuing her, in her mind you only wanted sex. The poor bastard that passes her s~~~ test is only going to get laid when she wants it because of her “condition”. I’m sure that she has apprehensions about oral sex because she was forced to give head one time when she was young. Probably not true but I have been with women who get out of oral sex by making a false claim like that.
Perhaps f***ing her in the arse is the answer? The guy gets his and the natural plug might keep her from having one of her Oh-Oh moments.

I am f~~~ing dying right now. Like literally dying of laughter right now.

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[bomwaParticipant 488]

Keymaster wrote:

Man, the % of women with “issues” is sky high. Everything from “can’t eat strawberries” … to “can’t eat certain types of cheeses on their pizza”….. to “pasta makes me bloated and gassy”…… to “is that ice cream gluten free?”….. .to being allergic to EVERYTHING.

…. and now this s~~~ test.’

This is seriously – seriously – what 98% of women sound like to me when we’re just out for something to eat:

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Truthseeker82 wrote:

her condition caused her to defecate during intercourse.

That “condition” is called “too much anal” and now you can walk a marching band out of her ass.

Finally, a man who sees that women’s mental problems are manifest in stomach problems. I worked in a hospital for four years and learnt this through simple observation. The female patients were the only ones who had ‘special diets’.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Truthseeker82 wrote:

She claimed she was reticent to get intimate( never mind she is on a dating site) because her condition caused her to defecate during intercourse.

I am stealing this one! Great excuse on why I’m single

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[OldBillParticipant]

Keymaster wrote:

“That’s nice. When I fart, only dogs can hear it. We should really get together some time.”

Only dogs can hear it! I’m dying here! F~~~!

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Imagine all the money you’d save by not going to eat out with her

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