A Recent PoF Conversation…

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    SMAD
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    A recent conversation on Plenty of Shat, where I basically make fun of this girl about having lots of shoes and clothes and then her revealing her sluttiness.  From her sending the first message, to the final comment at the end (after this I ignored her) this was about 10 minutes of chat. Gentlemen, I present to you:  The Female Centipede / Boob Pusher!

    Her

    Hey there, I liked your profile.Hows you?

    Me

    You have an entire bed for shoe storage? Oh dear.

    Her

    Yes yes I do 🙂 cant have enough shoes lol

    Me

    Are you a centipede? How many feet do you have?

    Her

    Just the two… But it means I have an pair of shoes for every outfit..

    Me

    Then how many bodies do you have? After a few layers of clothing I get rather warm!

    Her

    Haha just the one body, oo no I’m the compete opposite the more layers the better

    Me

    So you don’t own any clothes that might be a little risqué, show a bit of cleavage or leg? Those exposed areas need layers too, right? 🙂

    Her

    Have you seen the photos I have on my profile lol… But yes the only layer they need is to have a guy pressed up against them keeping it warm lol x

    Me

    A guy pressed against them? That doesn’t sound very practical, especially for the guy. How is he supposed to go about his errands and tasks?

    Her

    So your saying you wouldn’t want to be pressed against me keeping me warm

    Me

    Not if it got in the way of trying to do something, that’s just silly!

    Her

    Ooo okay

     

    Oh PoF, I thank you for providing amusing women to entertain me on a Monday.

    Marriage?  No thanks, i'm not ready to be THAT miserable.

    #44900
    A banana
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    thanks for the laugh! 😀

     

    #44980

    Imelda Marcos is on POF?

     

    #45015
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    Bigboy83
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    Women don’t find online dating serious, that’s find we (men) can play that too, much better too. Seriously,  why should we take them seriously at all? What goes around, comes around.

    Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

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    Megatoad69
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    When all of a sudden you are dropped like a hot rock, you know what they have done!

    Funny, at first she seemed to like some of me, then she read my profile which is written to weed out the bitches we hate.
    Me………………………………………………………

    So, Oatmeal and raisin cookies, do I need baking powder or baking soda, or both?
    I could google it, but figured I’d run it by you first, since baking is an interest to you.
    Can one use too many raisins?

    I was making bread for awhile but haven’t in awhile, now it’s cookies, gotta make cookies, Oatmeal raisin cookies.

    I had a great time writing this for you, so it’s mandatory for you to respond.

    ^ What an idoit! (thinks he charming or something)
    HEY SHUT-UP negative me, can’t you see he is wooing using his baking skilz?
    Oh yeah…………………
    WOO!
    (dumbest message ever, but it was a fun doing it)

    Could make this epic……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..

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    ………………………..Uh……No.

    bye

    Hit send.
    OK!

    (note any similarities to a person with dual personalities, or any similarity whatsoever is unintentional and was intended for entertainment purposes only)

    her………………………………………………………………….

    Omg! Took me so long to type back cause I’m laughing so hard. That was awesome!

    me……………………………………………………………….

    Excellent!

    (because I was thinking “what the hell did I send anyway?” Senders remorse)

    Were you drinking any milk or coffee while you read it?
    Sorry about that.

    her……………………………………………………

    Lol! Omg! You are a cracker jack! ( that’s a good thing)

    me……………………………………………

    As Martha Stewart would say.

    me……………………………………………..

    Weeded out by my profile eh?

    Good.

    You can't reason with unreasonable, there; women, figured out, there is nothing to reason.

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