A recall letter to the manufacturer

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  • #317449
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    Skeptisk
    Skeptisk
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    Adam should have paid more

    Oh,Adam paid alright.

    And every man after him. Forever and ever, never stopping. Never ending….

    "Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

    #317495
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    Gargamel
    Gargamel
    Spectator
    29101

    What an inspiring thought!

    Why don’t girlfriends and wives come with a return, refund, warranty or exchange policy?

    Everything else does.

    Since when did used and beat up cars from the junkyard come with a service policy?

    Same with girlfriends: Get it, invest a lot and hope you pass the inspection with it before anything severe breaks. And hope that you get some mileage out of it as a reward for your investment.

    All models available on the market had at least 15 pre-owners. By getting a new certificate you clear the maintenance history and assume responsibility for all future damages and defects.

    Never get a new certificate for an old beat up car.

    In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

    #317501
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    Gargamel
    Gargamel
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    29101

    To add to the ddfect of the vagina it leaks blood all the time but at least it doesn’t die i will give you that god.

    See “Section 5” of your instruction book. This procedure is part of the automatic monthly maintenance program. These intervals can not be changed, in order to sustain proper functionality of the reproductive mechanism.

    It is comparable to the auto-cleaning and descaling program of your automatic coffee machine.

    In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

    #317510
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    Gargamel
    Gargamel
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    29101

    They that much smoke out there arse i can never see the truth.

    Please refer to the “Appendix B” of the service manual. This is a known defect but we didn’t see the need for a recall yet, as there is no eminent danger to the public.

    In the manual you find the procedure to enter the service mode of your machine and reenter the 29 digit “unit code”. This will reset internal operation parameters back to factory settings and thus force a correction for virus induced hamster wheel speed fluctuations.

    If the smoke emission problem persists, please kindly send the unit in to one of out MGTOW international service centers in your area.

    In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

    #317512
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    Blade
    blade
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    After birth the f~~~ing tyre blows out to.After spitting out a few sex trophies the double chest bumpers sag.

    THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

    #317513
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    Blade
    blade
    Participant

    The hearing is f~~~ed to it just doesn’t work god.

    THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

    #317514
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    Gargamel
    Gargamel
    Spectator
    29101

    There vagina function smells bad.

    This problem does not fall under the conditions of our warranty.

    On most machines this problem occurs after a long time span of substandard maintenance.

    See our local service centers website for a firmware upgrade of the “personal hygiene” module.

    If the problem persists then we can offer you a hardware maintenance program at a reduced price.

    In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

    #317518
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    Gargamel
    Gargamel
    Spectator
    29101

    After birth the f~~~ing tyre blows out to.After spitting out a few sex trophies the double chest bumpers sag.

    Sorry this is a problem every manufacturer faces. Since these components are manufactured by Monsanto, the plasticisers leak from the material and that is what we call “the pudding effect”

    For logistic reasons we cant offer you a replacement for the front bumper units, as they are an integral safety part of the basic chassis.

    In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

    #317524
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    Gargamel
    Gargamel
    Spectator
    29101

    The hearing is f~~~ed to it just doesn’t work god.

    Again this is not a design flaw, it is a design objective. The woman machine series is only designed to pick up narrowband midrange sounds emitted from small woman machines. Out of band signals are heavily attenuated and blanked out by the internal audio processor.

    As a workaround for regaining communication you have to shift you voice into the spectrum these machines are designed to handle.

    Example: Cat sounds also pass the audio processor of the woman machine. So don’t get irritated if your machine prioritizes the wishes of a cat over anything else, it is not designed to handle properly.

    Human male voices fall into the dead band part of the machines’ audio spectrum. In a conflict situation the machine might be able to detect the 3rd order harmonics and distortion products of a clipping male voice. This explains why male voices only get though at maximum output volume.

    In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

    #317526
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    Ogre
    Ogre
    Participant
    5863

    Adam should have paid more.

    My Dad still tells a joke after almost 50 years of being married to my Mom.

    “Adam was sitting alone in the Garden of Eden, feeling like he needed something more to keep going.

    God appeared and made an offer to Adam. I will give you a mate to keep you company in this perfect place. She will cook, clean, and give oral sex on demand. She’ll be demure and a sex kitten all wrapped in a perfect shell that will always be as perfect as the day she was created. All it will cost you is one arm and one leg.

    Adam countered with, “What can I get for a rib?”

    And thus all of man’s problems began.”

    I have told it many times. Guys never really get it, women just scoff.

    Adam was a cheap bastard!

    I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

    #317530
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    Gargamel
    Gargamel
    Spectator
    29101

    When the model age’s it falls to f~~~ing pieces.We men on earth call it hitting the wall.

    We offer a 20 year parts and labor warranty for case defects. Which is more than any other maker ever offered. And most units reach a life span of up to 80 years.

    After about 25 years the normal deterioration (due to molecular decay) sets in and the remaining useful time span heavily relies on the care and maintenance the machine receives by the consumer.

    Machines older then 30 years are therefore considered “high-maintenance”.

    We recommend a replacement in time to save our customers any financial hardship.

    In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

    #317531
    +3

    Anonymous
    42

    F~~~ing land whales consume more than a 351 v8 cleveland.

    Here in mASS we dubbed the 351 Cleveland as “the gutless wonder”, I guess the heffers aren’t much different, I hereby dub them “the gut wonders”.

    It’s pretty f~~~ed up when your silhouette has more in common with a ball rather than a stick. (a sagging ball)

    #317537
    +2
    Gargamel
    Gargamel
    Spectator
    29101

    A lot of this model ends up parking in a secure garage called the family court.Very expensive.

    Only if your were stupid enough to give an old beat up and rusted car a new certificate…

    The other way, it will go to back the junkyard, where it originally came from.

    In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

    #317541
    +3

    Anonymous
    6

    Machines older then 30 years are therefore considered “high-maintenance”.

    #317543
    +2
    Gargamel
    Gargamel
    Spectator
    29101

    They are even getting them selves new paint jobs god called tatts and coloured hair die.

    An automotive evaluation expert can easily tell if any undocumented and concealed accident repairs had been performed in the past. Have your unit checked for hidden damages before purchasing or investing in costly upgrades.

    Call Us Toll Free: 08000565511-NOWIFE

    MGTOW international Inc. – The experts on woman machine residual value examination and evaluation

    In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

    #317550
    +2
    Gargamel
    Gargamel
    Spectator
    29101

    It is more costly than fuel.It just always f~~~ing wants.Very expensive for man to keep .

    May we refer you to the operating instructions. In the Section 8, you find certain commands that put women machines into a resting state, allowing the comsumer to reenter or correct false setup parameters.

    For short: Hold the enter button (located in the upper third of the vagina unit) for 10 seconds and say the the word “NO” in voice regognition mode. The machine will enter “resting mode”. Then release the button.

    After a reboot you shall be able to reenter the basic setup values. It this procesdure fails, then repeat all steps. In case of difficulty, feel free to call one of our service centers in your area.

    In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

    #317565
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    Gargamel
    Gargamel
    Spectator
    29101

    As Gargamel in 1981, I constructed “Smurfette” with the highest quality materials I could find on the market. It was my main design goal to build the perfect “mean machine” to destroy the Smurfs.

    Smurfette MK I was constructed so perfectly, she would have easily divided and conquered the whole MGTOW population of Smurf Village. But Papa Smurf hacked himself into the system of this machine and took control.

    My investment was stolen, as he turned this machine into Smurfette MK II.

    He had all these options because this machine was elegantly designed and built. I would never make that mistake again.

    Now some other magician with dubious goals sends in these cheap china made MK III woman machine models that are full of design flaws and defects.

    And they destroy men…

    I think the distributor is called “Feminism international Inc.”

    With the incurable problems of today’s inexpensive MK III units, I cannot help you at all.

    If you still find an older MK I or MK II woman machine, can reprogram it for you.

    In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

    #317571
    +3
    Gargamel
    Gargamel
    Spectator
    29101

    We are finding this model is flat out making a f~~~ing sandwich let alone cook a meal.

    Like I say, they are inexpensively built, and all of their available memory is used up by operating their smartphone.

    In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

    #317622
    +1
    Gargamel
    Gargamel
    Spectator
    29101

    In 2004, I had girlfriend that told me how her previous partner had beaten her up.

    I had to massage her in order to release tension in her back and so it happened that I had to tell her that we “have to look for case defects”. Meaning I had to unpack her and check if all features were still in perfect functioning order.

    Really, I unpacked her like a TV set and checked for cracks everywhere. She liked it because no boyfriend had ever done this before. Of course, she was handled so tender and kind that it confused her.

    I said: “Nothing special, I handle all of my equipment like that…” And then I showed her some of my 30 year old stereo components with not a single scratch on them. Smiling: ”If you stay with me, then you will also look like new in 30 years time”…

    We ended up in bed and she liked that too.

    But treating her well, and making her happy and lose her back pain, wasn’t good enough.

    She wanted a slave… And a boyfriend with drama and violence…

    I met her a while ago and she is in a mess… And far from “looking like new”.

    In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

    #317666
    +1
    Gargamel
    Gargamel
    Spectator
    29101

    F~~~ing land whales consume more than a 351 v8 cleveland.

    And they cost you 2 new Ferraris to get rid of…

    In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

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