A REAL MAN WOULD……..

[ScarberianMPTGLParticipant 3286]

Eh, why should I bother, when the definition of a “real man” varies from person to person? I think it was Raging Golden Eagle (or maybe TFM) who did a whole video on this. Basically you can never be a ‘real man’ because that s~~~ doesn’t exist. You can MAYBE live up to one person’s expectations of what a “real man” is but they could change at any minute and one person’s expectations of what a “real man” is will vary from someone else’s. It’s impossible. So frankly IDGAF what people think a “real man” is, I’mma just do what I do and be me. Hope y’all don’t mind. And by y’all I don’t mean you guys in particular, I mean the general population.

I, Lelouch Vi Britannia, command you, all of you, to Go Your Own Way!!

[Anonymous 7]

narwhal wrote:

LoneStar wrote:

A real man has control of his actions, decides for himself, and has x/y chromosomes.

Not to nitpick, but your first two requirements are bogus as well. A mangina/blue pill is still a man. Any other definition besides the chromosomes is only adding a subjective opinion about how you feel a man should behave.

And that’s fine to have opinions on how men should act, but adding ‘real’ as adjective to ‘man’ is always done to throw shame at those who don’t meet your subjective qualifications.

All men are real. A man who has control over himself and makes his own decisions is going to have a fulfilling life.

I understand, and nitpick as you wish.

I think it was the demanding requirements being read… gives me flashbacks and all. 🙂

This list gets me riled up, and makes me want to give just the opposite. I think that is where I was coming from.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Anonymous wrote:

This list gets me riled up, and makes me want to give just the opposite.

Any form of manipulation should get you riled. Giving into it only serves to promote it further.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Anonymous wrote:

. So when a woman tells you to be chivalrous

A woman once accused me of being “chivalrous” because I held the door for her. And – as a man – when I am accused of something, I actually THINK about what that something is before running my mouth.

The only reason I held the door open for this woman, is because I thought she was going to walk right into it and give herself a big nasty bump on the head… and we can’t have that.

I don’t like bruised peaches either – and that’s not “chivalry”.

Women don’t seem to be able to open anything correctly without a man’s help. A jam jar ….. a conversation ….. potato chips…… nail polish…… their legs.

Women have expected me to open all of those for them.
So why would a DOOR be any different??

So ladies, please don’t call me “chilvarous” just because I don’t like a woman to hurt herself. Persistence, alcohol, and making sure your woman isn’t banging into any doors has worked since the beginning of time.

“CHIVARLY” —>> is when some poor shmuck has to put on his suit of armor and make sure his slutty girlfriend isn’t whoring herself out for more attention on Match-dot-com / Tinder / Facebook or any other social sites.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 1]

A real man would not need anyone else to define whether or not he is a man or not.

A real man doesn’t give a damn.

[Anonymous 6]

Feel like a started a riot in here

[joetechParticipant]

I’m not a real man. I’m an empty spot in the garage. I’m the lawn that doesn’t get mowed, unless a woman sees to it. I’m the empty spot in the driveway where there used to be a work truck. I’m the empty spot on the other side of the bed. I am a ghost…a memory…I am gone.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[Anonymous 7]

joetech wrote:

I’m not a real man. I’m an empty spot in the garage. I’m the lawn that doesn’t get mowed, unless a woman sees to it. I’m the empty spot in the driveway where there used to be a work truck. I’m the empty spot on the other side of the bed. I am a ghost…a memory…I am gone.

Joe,

The feed back on the mic drop after ^ that… hurt my ears.

You just brought up a lot of truth in how I feel.

Expressed perfectly. Great job!

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Anonymous wrote:

Feel like a started a riot in here

“Real men” invented diplomacy and peace treaties too.

You wanna see a riot?

Crash a woman’s forum and tell them what “real women” would do.
That would be a riot.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

A real man wouldn’t mind. A real man would take honor in doing nice things for his woman. A real man takes care of his woman. A real man owns up to his responsibility. A real man doesn’t want his woman to work. A real man works all week and brings his check home to his wife. A read man trades in his days of pleasure for her days of pleasure. A real man trades in that truck that he loves so the family has room for the new minivan. A real man doesn’t complain about picking up the tab. A real man buys a woman flowers just because its Wednesday. A real man knows that in the bedroom, a woman always cums first. A real man would never hit a woman who hits him 1st. A real man would never lie to a woman. A real man would never cheat even though he has reason too. A real man will wait until the woman wants to have sex. A real man will do whatever the woman tells him to do, because he loves her.

A real man wouldn’t mind if his son was born gay. A real man wouldn’t mind if his daughter thought she was born a boy. A real man wouldn’t mind holding his wife’s purse while she shops. A real man will give his woman money so she CAN shop. A real man will buy his woman the house of her dreams. A real man will give his woman the wedding of a lifetime. A real man will fly out his woman’s family for the wedding. A real man would take his woman wherever she wanted to go on her honeymoon. A real man will buy his wife whatever she wants, whenever she wants. A real man wouldn’t mind sharing his wife with another man. A real man wouldn’t mind giving up his hobbies for family. A real man would not have a gun in the house because it scares his woman.

Are you a real man!?!?!

A “REAL” man. AKA “beta simp”. A “real” man would do all these things, while the “princess/queen” monkey branches with the Chads.

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