A real life living breathing cliche!

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Now before anyone clicks the link—be WARNED. I was exposed to this last night, view it at your own peril. In summary it is a bio with personal questions/answers of some news reader chick in Oklahoma. I read her answers to the bio questions and it made me physically nauseous. The words, “stupid”,”vapid” or “retarded” are inadequate in scope to describe the sheer depth of her idiocy. Reading her witless imbecilic comments was actually painful. Now I may not be the smartest guy in the world; but the intellectual chasm between this woman and myself makes the Grand Canyon look like an irrigation ditch. I’m convinced that she is actually a different species of human—a sub-species somewhere between chimp and Andrew Cuomo.

(I thought it was particularly poignant that she considers George Harrison more spiritual than Jesus, or that she felt compelled to let the reader know that she Didn’t mean she liked chocolate sushi—glad she cleared up that mystery).

Anyway buckle up and have a barf bag handy.

http://kfor.com/author/laceylettkfor/

[ZarathustraParticipant 2246]

Hard to believe so many cliché’s in one person! Even I, the ardent atheist, would not put George Harrison before Jesus! He’s not even the first Beatle I would meet. I will, begrudgingly, give her a few points for stating Bill Murray as one of her lunch guests.

[ZarathustraParticipant 2246]

How in the name of all that is Holy were you subjected to this?

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Its all JD Anderson2010’s fault!

I like Bill Murray too but I can think of a lot of other people that beat him out: Caesar, Fredrick the Great, Einstein, Newton, Socrates, and on and on and on.

[ZarathustraParticipant 2246]

PistolPete wrote:

I like Bill Murray too but I can think of a lot of other people that beat him out: Caesar, Fredrick the Great, Einstein, Newton, Socrates, and on and on and on.

Yeah those are some pretty good choices too. Nieztche I would like to have lunch and I think you missed one we could both agree on: St Augustine.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Absolutely—to both–in fact I’d like to have lunch with both of them at the same time—I’d just sit back and listen to the debate—it would be awesome.

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JD Anderson’s fault…yeah that fits. That f~~~er keeps me up until 3am on Zoom helping him catfish. I wish he paid more attention in school so I wouldn’t have to help him with adverb declension and the subjunctive mood for numbers larger than 3. I bet he was out behind the school pitching pennies with the driver’s ed teacher, hustling him for chew money the day the language arts teacher talked about adverbs and mood.

[NerdTunnelerParticipant]

LOL…I did not dare click the link. Thanks for the warning Pete…I did not dare click the link…Having the possibility of trying to understand gibberish and idiocy is more than enough for my plate right now….Perhaps when I need a fresh dose of reality on weemin…

Machiavelli turned my head around when i was younger but I didnt listen…

I would add Diogenes to the table….Borderline crazy genius…That would be a lively debate…

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