A Monkey Branching Fail

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Well, the ex did it again. Another monkey branching attempt at me. An email wanting to know if I ever think about getting back together.

Of course I told her no, mixed in some lame s~~~ about too much water under the bridge. Hopefully she finally got the message. This is at least the third time in the last year or so.

Now I sit wondering if she will make another money grab, taking me back to court for more money, or if she will start looking elsewhere. She already lives with her boyfriend, the poor f~~~er. I wonder if he knows or cares that he is being traded in. He’s a pretty good guy, he deserves better.

I know she doesn’t give a flying crap about me. It’s all about resources. I’m sure that I wouldn’t have gone back even if I never found this site, but man do you guys ever put things in perspective.

So a big shout out to Keymaster and all you bastards on this website. Thanks for providing a big dose of sanity and a place to vent. MGOW.com saves men’s lives. I will toast you all tonight with a glass of bourbon.

Order the good wine

[Anonymous 6]

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Great find. That made me laugh out loud.

Order the good wine

[Anonymous 7]

^ Ditto. That is funny af.

[UntamedParticipant]

Good going, TaxGuy!
If I may, I’m proud of you!
And I know… but you should have given the REAL answer. Something to the effect of:
“You know, for the longest time I couldn’t take my mind away from you and I did wish we never separated, but between then and now I decided I would never again put my heart in the hands of a woman, not just you, any woman.
Then again, too many things have been said between us to ever make it feel like yesterday ( Motley Crew – Don’t Go Away Mad ) so why not stop torturing myself, knowing that you and I aren’t perfect but the fault was solely mine?”
Turn the knife in the wound and let her grind in the dark.

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[AufladenParticipant 105]

Agreed, this site is a literal lifesaver.

And that video is so funny, and apt!

'You can achieve more and be happy avoiding the wrong women than you ever could searching for the right woman.' - KM

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Untamed wrote:

Good going, TaxGuy!
If I may, I’m proud of you!
And I know… but you should have given the REAL answer. Something to the effect of:
“You know, for the longest time I couldn’t take my mind away from you and I did wish we never separated, but between then and now I decided I would never again put my heart in the hands of a woman, not just you, any woman.
Then again, too many things have been said between us to ever make it feel like yesterday ( Motley Crew – Don’t Go Away Mad ) so why not stop torturing myself, knowing that you and I aren’t perfect but the fault was solely mine?”
Turn the knife in the wound and let her grind in the dark.

Here is what my first thought was as a reply.

Short answer…..no
Long answer….. F~~~ NO!

Order the good wine

[UntamedParticipant]

TaxGuy wrote:

Here is what my first thought was as a reply.

Short answer…..no
Long answer….. F~~~ NO!

That would’ve good.
That’s all they deserve anyway.

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[joetechParticipant]

Tell her you’ve given your heart to another woman. Then block her from all future contact. She doesn’t need to know that the other woman is a MGTOW brother in a Wonder Woman outfit on a motorcycle.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[AstroParticipant 2045]

My wife is one her second monkey branch. She had her affair with some dude who was a bipolar train wreck. Now, she is going for an Army Colonel she used to know who is (allegedly) stuck in Africa and needs money to get home.

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

joetech wrote:

Tell her you’ve given your heart to another woman. Then block her from all future contact. She doesn’t need to know that the other woman is a MGTOW brother in a Wonder Woman outfit on a motorcycle.

That sounds gay as f~~~.

Not that I care. Just stating the obvious.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[joetechParticipant]

Carnage wrote:

That sounds gay as f~~~.

Not that I care. Just stating the obvious.

It’s an inside joke. Go talk to OS about his Wonder Woman outfit.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[RASmanParticipant 1994]

Another monkey branching attempt at me. An email wanting to know if I ever think about getting back together.

Forward that to her boy friend.

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

Three years ago, I got a call at 4:15 am from an ex that was testing my perimeter defenses to see if she could monkey branch back to the Sky-0.

And it was textbook monkey branching in the sense, she was still with Beta V3.04 after a couple of other guys prior to him.

She would never just bail on a guy she is with until she has a secure transition already set up.

I couldn’t take it anymore and it was her 5th MBOA (Monkey Branch Outreach Attempt) with me in the previous few months.

And it was 4:15am and I needed to go back to sleep, so I said

‘Shot through the heart. And your to blame. You give love a bad name.’ LOL

And she asked me if that was some kind of poem that I wrote about her.

And I laughed and said ‘Bon Jovi princess. I need to go’ and hung up. LOL

[Jim01Participant 6678]

Anonymous wrote:

thanks for this – just had a big laugh over this on an otherwise miserable Monday morning

[hdvrodParticipant 1109]

Anonymous wrote:

I don’t think I could ever fully explain how incredibly funny this gif is.
I almost s~~~ my pants laughing.

Anyway communication, real open communication, is not wanted or even required in a relationship. Women cannot handle fully open and honest communication, plus most perceive it as a weakness on the part of a man. All that is required is catering to her whims, and even then nothing is certain. There is no way to be sure of having a successful relationshit with a woman. MGTaoist

[MonkParticipant 16984]

The son of a friend of mine was going out with this slag. She was also seeing Chad, even though she was pushing the son for marriage.

The crunch came when she tried to move herself into the parents house. Fail – she was booted out.

She then dumped him and went off with Chad, who she married and with whom she had a child.

She has continued to keep tabs on the son. She messages him occasionally, hoping to keep her options open.

Ever ready to betray, always looking for the next jump.

[MGTOW KnightParticipant 7477]

Holy S~~~ that Gif is hilarious. I keep laughing after each secession. It is comedy gold!

Fuck bitches... literally and metaphorically

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