A MGTOW incident as told by Pistol Pete

[GregB0Participant]

Pete told me the following story Tuesday night and I just had to pass it along.

The events of Pistol Pete in Mangina Land as told to your humble scribe:

Who: Pistol Pete, an Ice Princess, her Mangina, and a Liquor store clerk
What: Pistol Pete shoots the Mangina between the eyes with MGTOW wisdom
Where: Florida Liquor Store
When: Friday
Why: It’s the way of the Lone MGTOW

Act One:
Our hero, Pistol Pete, decides to pick up some Manly hotch at a local liquor store to celebrate the end of another fine week in MGTOW land.

He greets the store clerk upon entering and goes to the bourbon section for his usual selection. Enroute he notices a young Chad-like-Mangina picking up several bottles of fru-fru colored wanna be liquor. Beside him is an attractive Ice Princess looking around the store with a look of utter disdain.

Act Two:
As Pistol Pete makes his selection of HE MAN liquor, the Mangina man and Ice Princess arrive at the register to purchase their items to be used in a frivolous attempt to obtain the notice of Dionysus. Pistol Pete arrives to hear the clerk announce the purchase total and see His Mangina-ness present a credit-card for payment.
The clerk processes the card and states that the card was declined and asks if he has another form of payment.

Act Three:
The Mangina places the first card back within his bag of holding and produces a second card for the clerk. The clerk dutifully processes the second card and is aghast to again have to comment, the card has been declined, does the Duke of Mangina have any other form of payment.

Interlude:
During this time our Ice Princess has remained calm and determined in her efforts to force ManginaBoy to pay for the alcohol. He will surely deliver her to the party where she will be the ultimate center of attention for all the craven and weak manlings. She will of course leave with one of the many UrberJocks in attendance for an evening of flirting and playacting which will result in utter frustration for the worthless male.

Act Four:
Mangina King again places a maxed out credit card back within his wallet of despair and reaches past the petrified condom in the side pocket to pull out his last remaining credit card. With no apparent trepidation, he presents it to the clerk with a flourish and then watches with determination as the clerk processes the payment.

The much admired clerk announces without any degree of contempt or degradation that this card has also been declined. With a slight note of resignation, she asks Mangina Man if he has any other form of payment.
The Simp of liquor land announces that he has yet another credit card in his vehicle and he would be right back.

Act Five:
Before the the Simp of the World can scurry outside to dig through his four wheel chariot, our Hero speaks over the Ice Princess and asks the clerk if he can pay for his purchase while Mangina Boy is outside looking for “Mommy’s Credit Card”. Pistol Pete further states that he has cash so this processing of this transaction will not be an issue.

The clerk has just the hint of a smile apparent even while trying to keep the laughter bottled up inside. The Ice Princess never glances at Pistol Pete as she awaits a response from her White Simp-Knight, while White Simp-Knight said nothing and never cast a glance at our hero.

Act Six:
While Pistol Pete is paying for his purchase, the castrated Mangina stands beside his Unicorn with no clue as to what to do when confronted with outright MGTOWness. As Pistol Pete exits the store with his purchase confidently held in his hand, the manless simp walks behind him and began a vain attempt to salvage his honor by finding “Mommy’s Credit Card. The waste of a man continues to search for payment to forestall the loss of his Unicorn as Pistol Pete leaves this crime scene against Manhood.

. One shot, one Kill.

I will of course allow Pistol Pete to offer any corrections or additions upon his return to the Forum.

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[Anonymous 42]

I wanna take up drinking again so I can go mangina hunting and snowflake melting at the liquor store too!

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Such a poetic story has brought a tear to my eye.
Hail our hero Pistol Pete.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[HitmanParticipant]

GregB0 wrote:

. One shot, one Kill.

proper.

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

GregB0 wrote:

picking up several bottles of fru-fru colored wanna be liquor

I see this s~~~ every time I go to the store. Some chick with whipped crème flavored vodka and a simp hoping to use the lubricant to spread her legs. The moral of this story is the mangina is clearly broke as hell, but would pay anything to please his unicorn. Very sad.

On a side note. Looking forward to the return of out hero, he is missed. Also, great story GregBO, very well written. We have some really smart men here.

[AwakenedParticipant 35200]

Mangina Boy charging the last few dollars he doesn’t have on his lil cupcake. I can only imagine how many thousands of dollars he has spent to max out all his cards, all in the name of “love”.

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[GregB0Participant]

Anonymous wrote:

I wanna take up drinking again so I can go mangina hunting and snowflake melting at the liquor store too!

I will have to ask Pistol Pete if Florida requires a license for this? Probably not come to think of it.

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Bitches be like

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[GregB0Participant]

FrostByte wrote:

Hail our hero Pistol Pete.

Worry not Brother Frost, Our Intrepid Hero will soon be back among us regaling us with tales of yore

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[UntamedParticipant]

I see that brother Pistol Pete has been out and about making friends with liquor store attendants and showing up mangina simps for the worthless s~~~s they are.
I didn’t expect anything less from a MGHOW.
Going out into the Blue-Pill world has gotten to be more fun than I remember. Things I wouldn’t have noticed in my Blue-Pill days now stick out for my Red-Pill brain to analyse and comprehend. That’s when you realise how potently blinding and debilitating the Blue Pills are. To see the expressions on the faces of Men still trapped in the Plantation and being ordered around like trained puppies, to see the games these hoes play to keep the advantage over the ones they’re fleecing for all they’re worth with Chad never far behind are Red-Pill treats for always remembering that I, too, was once stuck in their hellish Blue-Pill world.

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[MGTOW_MikeParticipant 6253]

A tranquil mind is neither happy nor sad, it is uninfluenced by external conditions.

[GargamelSpectator 29101]

FrostByte wrote:

Bitches be like

I do shut up and buy…

myself a pair of hiking boots with steel caps…

to kick the c~~~ out!

“You want credit card? Get a job!”

And she is gone.

Simple as that.

No university study needed!

In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

[GargamelSpectator 29101]

Oh that mangina folk…

Poor brothers. They always remind me of stray tom-cats.

Tom-cats also look run down and crappy because they give all of their health and energy to chase pussy.

(Neutered tom-cats sometimes live 15 years longer)

I have a story to add:

In 2010 I was – as always – eating at my local pizza joint and chatted with the boss.

And a couple came in and both of them were around 35, tall, looked educated…

…driving a big SUV… (I couldn’t see the brand from where I sat)

The man an his c~~~ were going through the pizza “take away” price list and discussing “WHAT THEY CAN AFFORD”…???

And then they settled for that standard 4.50 Euro “model” with hardly anything on it…

Quote:

Him: “Will that be okay?, Will it fit?”
Her: “I think we can do that”

Oh my god.

Over a pizza.

And no drink of course…

When they left I just stared at the (PUA mangina alwasy broke) boss and told him what I think…

He just said “That is normal” all people are deeply in debt… (Including him)

I was the only one around without any debt and no c~~~ of course…

That again made me feel good about “living alone”.

I saw that tall blonde man, way thinner than me, looking like he has a well paying job: Asking his c~~~ if they can afford a pizza. And having to buy the lowest and cheapest version, “because budget”.

But a big black SUV outside…

No wonder I still have all of my hair at 50.

A c~~~ is the BIGGEST problem a man can have in his life. She will drain the s~~~ out of him.

Cheers to Pistol Pete, well done. He should have given him a MGTOW.com. business card.

In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

They make a brand of liquor called skinny girl vodka etc.

Never saw a skinny girl buy it.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[GregB0Participant]

Jan Sobieski wrote:

They make a brand of liquor called skinny girl vodka etc.

Jan, Then I was close when I interpreted Pete’s “not real liquor s~~~” comment into a “fru-fru colored wanna be liquor” comment eh?

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

GregB0 wrote:

Jan, Then I was close when I interpreted Pete’s “not real liquor s~~~” comment into a “fru-fru colored wanna be liquor” comment eh?

Spot on actually. BTW I gave you one more +1. Welcome to 1000.

[GregB0Participant]

MarketWatcher wrote:

Welcome to 1000.

Thanks MW and I’m glad it was you that popped the 1K cherry! This could only be said in the Military or MGTOW don’t you know. Back at you.

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[GregB0Participant]

MGTOW_Mike wrote:

MGTOW_Mike, I’m sure that Pistol Pete would say “Fire, I see the White of their Lights. Open fire and reload as necessary”

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

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