A MGTOW at a wedding…

[Veritech AceParticipant 699]

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How a MGTOW should act at a wedding.

[Anonymous 6]

[Bastisimo1Participant 423]

Ha ha great clip
It actually looks real as well but mainly judging from background laughing of some lads

And men are deploying the most devastating weapon of all – indifference. In this final battle who cares least wins.

[joetechParticipant]

Nice save!

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

I only go to gay weedings.
Heterosexual marriage is men suicide.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[SlayherParticipant 2074]

I’m a MGHOW. I don’t attend fune…weddings.

Amusing clip.

[MonkParticipant 16975]

Wait until the priest says ‘Does anyone know of any reasons why these two should not be joined together …’.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

My girlfriend wants me to go to her (male) cousin’s wedding in October.

The odds of this happening are close to the odds of me doing a 3-some with Taylor Swift and Christina Hendricks.

To quote Rick, from Rick and Morty, “A wedding is just a funeral with cake”.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

The International Gem and Jewelry Show, in Timonium MD, on October 14.

Brilliant! Perfect excuse to stay behind and not go to the wedding.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

Monk wrote:

Wait until the priest says ‘Does anyone know of any reasons why these two should not be joined together …’.

I’d love to just crash random weddings, and then object to the groom getting married. Just to troll the reactions.

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

The last wedding I went to was my brother’s and I was the best man.

I’ll never go to another one, and I hate right before they throw the bouquet they announce something like “All the single men need to come up on stage!!” Like the single men get some equivelent of a bouquet thrown at them or something.

Had 5 different c~~~s try to pull me up on stage. Nope. It was funny to see them put all of their weight on their back leg to try and pull me from where I was standing. 2 of the girls outweighed me by about 25 lbs too.

[kbbroilerParticipant 886]

I have already stated publicly with the people in my life I’m not attending weddings anymore in my lifetime. If they force the issue, they are out of life.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Why the f~~~ would you bring a girlfriend to a wedding?

I don’t even know where to begin explaining why that’s a bad idea.

Slayher wrote:

I’m a MGHOW. I don’t attend fune…weddings.

What if there’s an open bar?

Might as well make the best of the whole sorry affair. Take a few bottles with you when you leave.

Monk wrote:

Wait until the priest says ‘Does anyone know of any reasons why these two should not be joined together …’.

And then laugh. Because you’re not the one up there on the sacrificial altar. You’re free. And when people ask why you’re laughing, just tell them: “Just wait. You’ll see…”

Samsquanch wrote:

I’ll never go to another one, and I hate right before they throw the bouquet they announce something like “All the single men need to come up on stage!!” Like the single men get some equivelent of a bouquet thrown at them or something.

Had 5 different c~~~s try to pull me up on stage. Nope. It was funny to see them put all of their weight on their back leg to try and pull me from where I was standing. 2 of the girls outweighed me by about 25 lbs too.

That’s the garter belt thing. The last wedding I was at we all took a huge step back when it was thrown, and it just dropped straight onto the floor. Nobody picked it up. Nobody would even touch it. I think it stayed there all night getting trod into the dance floor.

The expressions on all the women’s faces were priceless.

But that is not our problem.

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