A lunch date?

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

Went to the local Harley dealership to get a replacement battery.
The 2 girls at the front counter always greet the customers when they walk in.
Being a regular customer, they know me by name now.
Girl 1 girl says “Hi <name>, you’re just in time to buy me and <girl 2> lunch!”
I look at her and ask “A lunch date?”
She looks at the other girl, and then says “No, it wouldn’t be a date silly!”
I asked “Then why would I buy either one of you lunch?”
The other one says “Because it would be really nice.”
I said “I’m sure it would, but why would I?”
The first one says “Well, we’re busy anyway.”
I said <keymaster quote> “If you say so” </keymaster quote>, and walked back to the parts department.

[the roadParticipant 3125]

Ding bats. They have no idea how rude that is. Good job at handling that one.

#MANOUT

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

It would be really nice if they both got on their knees…just saying. It cuts both way you know.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)Participant 2572]

I could play with this. I could suggest that the “lunch date” end up being something where everyone goes dutch and doesn’t do it in the same place at the same time. That could be fun. If it would be fun, for me, I would need to know what I would get out of it.

"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

So entitled. I would have replied.

Yeah, it would be nice. It would also be nice if you gave me this battery for free. Oh well.

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

“Nice pick up line sweatheart.”

Don’t they know the dating rules, he/she ask for the date, gets to buy.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[Anonymous 3]

lol you should have said you’ll buy the more attractive one lunch, but the ugly one is on her own.

Then let them sort it out.

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

Anonymous wrote:

lol you should have said you’ll buy the more attractive one lunch, but the ugly one is on her own.

Then let them sort it out.

Why can I only give you a +1 for that?

You rock

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[Crane CommanderParticipant 207]

Hopefully she chokes on it for all I give a s~~~.

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

“Just in time to buy us lunch” would bring
“How about just in time for a threesome”?

And after they declined, “Well you couldn’t have handled it anyway”.

Damn gold diggers are shameless.

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

You should have attempted to work out an agreement like i will get you mcdonalds happy meals if you both blow me in the bathroom. That sounds like a fair deal to me.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[AttonParticipant]

Funny they don’t even know you.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[HitmanParticipant]

those bitches don’t know who theyr’e f~~~ing with.
a MGTOW aint buying them s~~~ unless there’s something in return.
more DUMB F~~~ING C~~~S .

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Yeah, as a Harley rider myself I can tell you there are a bunch of Harley riding “tough guy” mangina pussies who would jump at the chance to throw time, effort and money at some young women. They figure if these chicks hang around them long enough (eating their food, drinking their booze and soaking up their time) that they’ll eventually get a chance to f~~~ one of them.

Sounds like you handled this exactly the right way.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

XSDBS wrote:

The other one says “Because it would be really nice.”

Always ask: “What’s in it for me?”

[Big BossParticipant 4496]

Anonymous wrote:

lol you should have said you’ll buy the more attractive one lunch, but the ugly one is on her own.

Then let them sort it out.

This guy deserves a lot more +’s than I can give.

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