A little humour

[boisdevieParticipant 257]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/woman-wondering-if-cat-is-husband-material-20160307106906

[RoyDalParticipant]

Maybe she should settle for a common law marriage and a “reception” out by the apartment block pool. Her friends can BYO the box wine and microwave snacks. She can splurge on canned tuna.

BTW, I am not denigrating box wine in any way. On the contrary, it is my first choice as table wine.

OTH, let me emphasize I have no intention of marrying, or doing anything remotely indecent, with my livestock.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22576]

It is considered a sign of mental instability for a person to reject reality when the reality right in front of said person is sheer insanity?

[Bestieboy666Participant 2358]

She should spread the word to all other women. Perhaps they’ll all f~~~ off and leave us alone.

Women are so bad, if they changed the law so I kept the house, I still wouldn't marry one. I'd rather be homeless.

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

That cat is going to disappoint in the bedroom.

The last cat I had sex with … had a very very small penis.

I laughed at its size and the feline left with the hump.

[VarunParticipant 2981]

go to Thailand to ‘find himself’

I think I saw a post by Keymaster earlier; something about ‘imagine how funny it would be if you suddenly got out of bed, picked up your clothes and headed for the door. When she asks where you’re going, just say ‘I need to find myself’.

Wel, funny enough to make her think her cat could be her husband.

Women become miserable like hell and I sit here munching on my favourite snacks and not giving a s~~~. Ahh! This is the real joy of life.

Here’s something to make you guys drool:

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

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