A Lexicon of Social Justice

[AlbertParticipant 646]

Hello fellas. I found this article written by a guy called Milo Yiannopoulos (the same guy who wrote the Sexodus article) and I thought it deserved to be copied here for all to see.

Cheers 🙂

 

A LEXICON OF SOCIAL JUSTICE

Ableism: The unfortunate biological reality that some people are bigger and stronger than others.

Abuse: Tweets.

Ageism: The internalised misogyny of Mother Nature.

Heterosexism: The awkward reality that most people aren’t gay. Can be remedied with the proper social conditioning.

Critical theory: Horses~~~.

Death threats: Mean tweets.

Dominant culture: The stuff people actually like. Not to be confused with taxpayer-funded lesbian performance art, which would surely break all Box Office records if only more people got to see it.

Equality: Used to mean giving everyone a fair chance; now means enforcing 50-50 quotas in jobs women don’t want to do in order to punish men for being good at maths and physics.

Feminism: Misandry masquerading as a fight against oppression and prejudice on the basis of sex; what unattractive men and women do to get attention.

Gender:  A word the general public doesn’t really understand. Used to defend feminists who prefer shot-putting to ballroom dancing and to pretend that this is normal and that they have every chance of some day finding a boyfriend.

Glass ceiling: My career isn’t doing as well as I think it should be, because I’m an insufferable, hateful, jealous bore, and I am looking for someone to blame.

Intersectionality: A debate strategy: when you’re losing an argument about feminism, call your opponent racist or, even more damningly, capitalist.

LGBT: Gays and lezzers.

LGBTIQQAA: Ugh, even we have no idea.

Manslamming: I launched myself at an unsuspecting member of the public while yelling “SEE, PATRIARCHY!” and sadly he didn’t have time to dodge out of the way so we both went down.

Mansplaining: See ‘misogyny’.

Manspreading: What about my f~~~ing handbag?

Marginalized: A writer insufficiently talented to attract attention on his or her own merits, forced to resort to identity politics.

Microaggressions: Imaginary slights, to be conjured in the absence of genuine grievance.

Misogyny: I am woman who got beaten by a man in an argument and I’m p~~~ed.

Oppression: I failed the interview.

Patriarchy: A word to use when you don’t get your own way, however unreasonable your statements or demands. See also: “Waaaaaaaaaah!”, “IT’S NOT FAIR!”, “Dad, I hate you!”

Patreon: A monthly donation website; the internet equivalent of a begging bowl in the subway. Best utilised after an extensive press tour in which you complain about “threats” and “abuse” (q.v.) following your vital work (blog posts whining about structural heteropatriarchal capitalist oppression), whether or not you are able to provide evidence of said threats. (Journalists won’t care either way.) Gullible halfwits and men desperate for sex will donate money to you to prove they’re “not all like that” and in the hope of a hand job.

Persecution: Someone commented on my blog post.

Police report: What to say when you’re losing an argument to scare an interlocutor into silence.

Prejudice: Some people have opinions that aren’t ours. These can be stamped out or silenced with enough grievance-mongering and intimidation on Twitter.

Privilege: What white middle-class feminists have and their victims don’t.

Problematic: I can probably spin a blog post out of this.

Rape culture: Does not exist.

Rape threats: Very mean tweets.

Safe space: A blog with the comments turned off.

Sex: Best avoided.

Silenced: A feminist who has been disagreed with who is currently arranging television and radio interviews.

Social justice: Bullying.

System of oppression: More than one person disagreed with me on the internet.

Transgender: A psychiatric disorder reimagined as a “civil rights issue” because we’ve literally run out of things to complain about.

Triggered: How college students avoid homework.

Wage gap: A useful bit of mythology, to be repeated at all times so no one notices that actually women under 30 earn more than men for the same work.

Toxic. May cause vomiting

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E=MC² Bitch

[VoidraitheParticipant 477]

Yeah, Milo nailed it on this one.

[Big Viking Chef BVCParticipant 1286]

Albert wrote:

Safe space: A blog with the comments turned off. Sex: Best avoided. Silenced: A feminist who has been disagreed with who is currently arranging television and radio interviews.

LOL

That is GOLD.  Thanks Milo, and e=mc2!

BVC

 

 

Swallow this RED PILL ===> Men will lay down their lives for their brothers, their women and their children. This makes Men useful as slaves. Women will lay down their lives for ONLY their children. To expect more from women is just a FANTASY created by society and reinforced by the unconditional love that we experienced from our Mothers. The key to freedom is the understanding that the woman you meet is not going to fantastically love you like your Mother did. If you buy into the fantasy, then she is your new master. If you do not buy into the fantasy, then she is nothing, and you retain your freedom.

[Cipher HighwindParticipant 1144]

It would be beautiful if there were a browser add-on that would display these definitions when one hovers the mouse over the word.

Here is an example: https://addons.cdn.mozilla.net/user-media/previews/full/64/64591.png

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