A lesson he never learned

[CrankgankerParticipant 466]

Hello Gentlemen. Its been a while since I’ve posted, but I wanted to share a story about my Father’s first marriage. He was falsely accused of a crime by his ex wife and spent some jail time for it. Too bad he never learned his lesson.

So my Father married his first wife when he was 19. Well It wasn’t long before she got pregnant and they had their first and only child. My brother. Well about 5 years later she has an affair and says the usual rhetoric you hear from an unhappy wife. You work too much, your never home, you never take me anywhere, etc. And then she file for divorce against my fathers wishes.

Well as one would expect she received full custody and my father had to pay child support. He would have had to pay alimony too but the only reason he got out of it was because he knew the guy she had had an affair with and he was also married. My father told him that if he did not testify against my father’s wife that he would call up his wife and explain everything to her. This was done in a conference call with all parties present at a court house.

He agreed to testify in court about the affair, and once that happened my father’s wife stopped trying to fight for it.

One weekend when, my father had visitation, he received a call from my brother. Asking my dad if he could pick him up early because he was at his house all by himself. He was 6.

So of course my father went over to pick him up. He was going to pick him up in a couple hours anyways. Well when brother called his mother to tell her he was leaving with my dad A bit earlier, she wanted none of that.

So she calls the law on my father and claims he kidnapped my brother. The police go to my dads house, arrest him and take him to jail, then took my bro back to his mother.

Well luckily for my dad their was an excellent lawyer who was a long time friend of the family, who when he found out my dad was in jail, went right down to the jailhouse and pulled his legalese voodoo to spring him out. But he still had to go in front of a judge.

Well after presenting evidence the Judge actually apologized to my father about the incident and asked him what he could do to make it right, in which my father replied, I want her to sit a week in jail just like I had too.

The Judge obviously didn’t make her go to jail. Said that was unfair and he was only trying to get even. And as far as I know she never got reprimanded at all for that.

Many years later while married to my mother, My father wanted to buy me a .22 for Christmas. So he goes to wal mart finds a .22 and asks to buy it. They tell him sure as soon as his background check comes back.

Well Guess what? He still has a felony offense on his record due to that incident and they called the police on him. My mother ended up being the one who had to buy me the gun.

Worst part is the dumbass got married 3 more times. A lesson he never learned. But I sure learned form it.

You want to make me angry? I will take a bite out of that anger and shit out success.

[AwakenedParticipant 35201]

Crankganker wrote:

Worst part is the dumbass got married 3 more times. A lesson he never learned. But I sure learned form it.

I completely understand why ANY Man gets married ONE time, but multiple marriages is baffling.

I will go out on a limb and say I can maybe understand 2 marriages if they were both done within close proximity during a Man’s youth, but when Men choose to re-marry AFTER they already have kids and are still paying for them completely amazes me.

And, what amazes me even more are the Men who are in their 40’s, 50’s and beyond and get married AGAIN.

I am currently employed with one Man nearing retirement age who got remarried within the past couple years, and to make a long story short has to get permission to spend $20., and mind you this “couple” is making about $150K a year.

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[foolsgoldParticipant 5646]

Damn. Sounds like a glutton for punishment. My ex doesn’t respect me nor do I expect her to. However she does fear me and has said so. I’ve never made any threats. She just knows I totally don’t give a f~~~. It was never my intention to scare her. It just happened over time. There’s that old saying- “If you can’t get respect you settle for fear”. I’m OK with it.

[Anonymous 42]

Marriage is for morons with a dick, gays, lesbians, transgenders, and women!

And that’s the LAW!

[Anonymous 5]

Some man will go to their grave without learning a thing from their mistakes.

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Sucker for pain.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

I’ve often said the best salesperson in the world is the woman that can convince a man to go BACK down the isle.

But then again, there’s a sucker born every minute….

Order the good wine

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22515]

The merchandise is women.

The salespeople are women.

The salespeople tell you you are the one messing things up, or you picked a bad one.

Most guys accept the salespeoples advice, instead of recognizing there’s inherent flaws in the product itself.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[OgreParticipant 5863]

45, one marriage. Shoot me in the head before “I do” passes my lips ever again.

On the upside, you exist. If he was smarter you wouldn’t.

I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

[Prophet MicahParticipant 1972]

Crankganker wrote:

Worst part is the dumbass got married 3 more times. A lesson he never learned. But I sure learned form it.

“An intelligent man learns from his mistakes. A brilliant man learns from others mistakes.”

Hell, I learned my lesson from the first live-in gf I had at 23 lol. They’re psychotic and just make getting off work dreadful.

Crankganker wrote:

They tell him sure as soon as his background check comes back.

My background checks always come back extra quick for some reason. I’ve never been to a shop and they not say “Damn, that was quick.” Only thing I can guess it is was maintaining my Secret(not Top!) clearance from the military days.

No Wife - No Strife

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