a joke..

[HitmanParticipant]

how do you make martha stewart cry TWICE ? ANSWER . . F~~~ her in the ASS and then wipe your DICK off on her CURTAINS ! hahaha ! ( note .. this is nothing more than an attempt at humor ! ) ..

[RoyDalParticipant]

Why does the Bar Association prohibit divorce lawyers from having sex with their clients?

Lawyers are not allowed to charge twice for the same service.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[ManocalypseParticipant 321]

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and accuse Thomas Edison of being a rapist.

[chirParticipant]

Ahem…

Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.

Optimist- The glass is half full.
Pessimist- The glass is half empty.
Feminist- The glass is being raped.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[Big Viking Chef BVCParticipant 1286]

BVC

Swallow this RED PILL ===> Men will lay down their lives for their brothers, their women and their children. This makes Men useful as slaves. Women will lay down their lives for ONLY their children. To expect more from women is just a FANTASY created by society and reinforced by the unconditional love that we experienced from our Mothers. The key to freedom is the understanding that the woman you meet is not going to fantastically love you like your Mother did. If you buy into the fantasy, then she is your new master. If you do not buy into the fantasy, then she is nothing, and you retain your freedom.

[MENGINEERParticipant 583]

Funny thread

[HitmanParticipant]

LMMFAO !

[quiksilver123Participant 14]

MENGINEER wrote:

Funny thread

MENGINEER wrote:

Funny thread

LMAOF!!!

I read somewhere that this really happened on that Concordia cruise ship a few years back. Supposedly, some lady with a radfem t-shirt was screaming at the men to let the women and children go first…

[FullMetalExoParticipant 2383]

Manocalypse wrote:

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and accuse Thomas Edison of being a rapist.

RoyDal wrote:

Why does the Bar Association prohibit divorce lawyers from having sex with their clients?

Lawyers are not allowed to charge twice for the same service.

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[secomikeParticipant 27]

OK…here’s one of my favorites. And it’s clean. An Indian chief has three wives. One sleeps on a deer skin robe, another sleeps on a buffalo skin robe, and the third sleeps on a hippopotamus skin robe. The first wife had a baby boy. The second wife had a baby girl. The third wife had twins…a boy and a girl. So the Indian chief remarked, “The squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws of the other two hides.”
I just love math.

[ShinyParticipant 2307]

^^ funny math – priceless.

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