A good laugh

[TaxGuyParticipant]

As I was driving tonight I got behind a small two wheel drive pickup. Two bumper stickers:

Just because you have one doesn’t mean you have to drive like one.

How about driving like you don’t have both of them up your ass.

Around the license plate the holder says “single and searching”.

I get the chance to pull beside and see a butt ugly land whale.

Good luck with the search Judy….

Order the good wine

[Anonymous 24]

Whales travel across entire oceans to find what they are looking for, but she is not going to be able to do that in a 2wd pickup…

[HitmanParticipant]

Take note of the vehicle type . she needs a pickup truck to haul all of that blubber around . I guarantee the suspension is shot!

[experiencedParticipant]

Hitman wrote:

Take note of the vehicle type . she needs a pickup truck to haul all of that blubber around . I guarantee the suspension is shot!

I’ve witnessed this!
No joke.
The whole car is tipped to her side, even when she leaves the vehicle.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[Mr. ManParticipant 2916]

Perhaps she was filter feeding, you know, just like whales do, and that’s why she was driving around. Could you see her baleen?

“Excuse me madam, but I couldn’t help notice that your baleen is showing. Oh, and you’ve got krill stuck in your teeth.”

[AttonParticipant]

Just because you have one doesn’t mean you have to drive like one.

Same s~~~ applies to women they drive like c~~~s.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Atton wrote:

Just because you have one doesn’t mean you have to drive like one.

Same s~~~ applies to women they drive like c~~~s.

That was my thought exactly. I was tempted to drive up next to her, roll down my window and say “Does your bumper sticker mean that just because you have a c~~~ doesn’t mean you have to drive like one?” But I was afraid she would take that as flirting. After all, she is single and searching.

Order the good wine

[Tiga KParticipant 1693]

That’s hilarious. A few days ago at my internship, some lady left her keys on the desk. The key chain had a few plastic things with misandric slogans like “Men are pigs, …” My first thought was something like “Well, at least there is one less crazy bitch endangering the lives of other drivers.” I never got to see who’s they were though. It would’ve been funny to see what kind of landwhale they belonged to.

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