A genius way to have male birth control without vasectomy

[OneforfreedomParticipant 930]

In class today, we learned about how soldiers in World War 1 were sent WARM woolen pants to keep them…..warm….in the freezing winter.

When these soldiers returned, they were infertile. They could not produce kids. Turns out, the high temperatures maintained by the pants had destroyed the precursors to sperm….so no sperm was being produced. The heat was killing it.

This was not a permanent destruction. It lasted for about 2 months at which point sperm formed once again.

This is why it is important that our testes be 5 degrees cooler than the rest of our body. So that the sperm can survive.

The point? If you wear woolen pants at night/keep your b~~~~ at body temperature, you won’t have sperm in your testes.

Pretty cool, huh?

*This is just food for thought. Don’t actually try this out on a girl, get her pregnant, and the blame me.

[Anonymous 18]

Does the cremasteric reflex still work on warm testicles?

Jokes aside it means preheated boxers can actually serve a good purpose. Provided the opening is embroidered with golden silk to both serve as gold digger magnet and to minimize unnecessary friction.

[OneforfreedomParticipant 930]

Anonymous wrote:

it means preheated boxers can actually serve a good purpose. Provided the opening is embroidered with golden silk to both serve as gold digger magnet and to minimize unnecessary friction.

Exactly! The only real question I have at this point is….how much time do you need to wear those preheated boxers to kill off the sperm precursors? Those guys in WW1 were wearing woolen pants 24/7.

[The Long WalkParticipant 1282]

Better buy some heavy duty cream, sweat rash/jock itch is not a joke.

[007 (Reborn)Participant 1672]

Another great way to achieve sterility is to inject 200mg of testosterone per week. I swear it works. It plummets your spermatogenesis in a condition called azoospermia. However, you may become infertile for life (Fine with me). Plus you get the added benefit of Muscle growth, more confidence, hair loss, acne, oily skin, prostate enlargement, liver disease, kidney disease, heart disease, altered mood, irritability, increased aggression, depression or suicidal tendencies, alterations in cholesterol and other blood lipids, high blood pressure, gynecomastia (Bitch T~~~), and shrinkage of nuts.

Steroids are awesome!

Pursuing Happiness and Freedom.

[Lone Sea VoyagerParticipant 506]

I guess you’d better keep one of these handy then! 😀

[DeepInThoughtParticipant 2710]

I heard an old remedy to before a date and sex is on the cards is to have a really hot shower and get plenty of water on your testicles. Apparently same method above, it kills sperm!

[OneforfreedomParticipant 930]

Also, when sperm enters a female’s vagina, her immune system tries to destroy the sperm and it sees it as an invader. So if all else fails, you can always pray that her immune system killed your sperm xD

[Big Viking Chef BVCParticipant 1286]

….or you could just not jizz in them.

BVC

Swallow this RED PILL ===> Men will lay down their lives for their brothers, their women and their children. This makes Men useful as slaves. Women will lay down their lives for ONLY their children. To expect more from women is just a FANTASY created by society and reinforced by the unconditional love that we experienced from our Mothers. The key to freedom is the understanding that the woman you meet is not going to fantastically love you like your Mother did. If you buy into the fantasy, then she is your new master. If you do not buy into the fantasy, then she is nothing, and you retain your freedom.

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

coitus interruptus

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[RoyDalParticipant]

Abstaining works for me. It prevents STDs and STIs too.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[AttonParticipant]

I have an even better idea don’t stick your dick in a pile of s~~~

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[HitmanParticipant]

If that s~~~s in your moms ass then don’t be surprised if I stick my dick all the way into it hahahahaha

[HitmanParticipant]

no offense ,no offense bro….!..

[OneforfreedomParticipant 930]

Big Viking Chef BVC wrote:

.or you could just not jizz in them.

RoyDal wrote:

Abstaining works for me. It prevents STDs and STIs too.

I follow the same ideas that you two are talking about. I just wanted to share this because it’s pretty interesting- like I said at the end of the post, don’t actually go and try this! It’s cool to think about though.

[The Moth Attracted to the FlameParticipant 2982]

Big Viking Chef BVC wrote:

….or you could just not jizz in them.
BVC

I thought this too.

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