A generation of Morons. Tide pod challenge

[Sky-OParticipant 18933]

When you consider the amount of c~~~s chicks these days are sucking:

Tide Pods might be the only thing that can clean those sluts mouths out.

(They should consider shoving them up their vaginas too at this point)

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

Look at the little silica packets that come in your shoes. They say silica, do not eat. Why would you eat a paper packet from a pair of shoes?

St Darwin, take me home.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22503]

What gets me are the idiot apologists and enablers that are angry at Tide and demand they be taken off the market.

To paraphrase:

But your highness, the peasants are revolting!

Let them eat tide pods, then.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[GrumpyParticipant]

MarketWatcher wrote:

Darwin at work.

Quite literally cleaning up the gene pool lol.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[harpo-my-“SON”Participant 2410]

Carnage wrote:I don’t see the problem in fact I support this.

Natural selection, the more idiots die the less danger I face when I’m older.

Natural selection pertains to breading rights.

females do the selecting.

Maybe your thinking those kids should win a Darwin
award.
The Darwin Awards boldly track the Human Evolution Revolution. Humankind is a devolving species, Homo sapiens are not so smart, and with the intelligence of the species MIA and presumed dead, the impending extinction of the human race seems assured.
They recognize individuals who have supposedly contributed to human evolution by selecting themselves out of the gene pool via death or sterilization by their own actions.

I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at those who misunderstand me. Kind mockery at the well intentioned, but unfettered cruelty towards those would be prison guards of my creative possibilities. This so as to learn as much from misunderstanding as from understanding. Taking pleasure in worthy opponents and making language fluid and flowing like a river yet pointed and precise as a dagger. Contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful linguistic dance, A verbal martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.

[BeerParticipant 11832]

MarketWatcher wrote:

P&G has now flavored the outside of the packs with a bitterant, but if you need to be told not to eat detergent than you will likely not be missed.

I read some crap a while back that they have been doing this for a while so if a little kid gets a hold of them thinking they’re candy, they’ll spit them out because they taste awful. Ironically if you don’t spit it out because its disgusting, the side effect of the chemical s~~~ they coat it with to make it taste nasty is that your body increases its salivation rate, which in turn will eat through the outer later faster…which will cause the probably equally disgusting tasting but poisonous s~~~ to leak out of the capsule.

Its like people are so stupid these days they get dumber as they age. The safety feature built into the pods works for a clueless toddler but not for a teenager or young adult that should know better before it even enters their mouth lol.

[MonkParticipant 16975]

Barrels of these should be placed on street corners.

[WPLParticipant 2390]

When I was a teenager, I did various things that could be called “dangerous” — poking around in tube amps and high-power solid-state PA amps with the power on (to take measurements, set bias current, etc.). High-voltage electrophotography. Playing with fire, just barely disguised as “chemistry experiments” (homemade napalm, anyone?)

But I still had a sense of self-preservation and I never got hurt. I certainly never considered eating damn detergent!

[narwhalParticipant]

Gnostic wrote:

Well we really have flying cars

Not at all in the way people thought we would. The thought was that these vehicles would look rather similar to regular cars, not with fold out wings and such. They also would be massed produced and as available to the public as cars are. Not to mention the infrastructure to support all these flying vehicles flying around safely.

I find this failed prediction interesting for several reasons.
– Did we over estimate our ability to create and develop new tech?
– Did we fail to realize that the flying cars we wanted relying on tech that does not exist, may never exist, and if it does exist, may not be discovered for 100s of years?
– Has society gotten fat and lazy and is innovating at a much slower rate then previous generations?
– Has the increase in government intervention into business stagnated tech development?

Ok. Then do it.

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