A form of marriage I could support

[RumpoleParticipant 994]

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[Anonymous 42]

Are you trying to steal my wife?!?!?!

[GregB0Participant]

Ha, anything related to food is a relationship that I would fully support and hold near and dear to my heart! Thanks for the smile.

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[HitmanParticipant]

bacon doesn’t NAG BITCH and MOAN.
bacon doesn’t force you in to DEBT.
bacon TASTES GOOD.
bacon will not CHEAT ON YOU.
bacon will not LIE TO YOU.
bacon will not STEAL YOUR CHILDREN.
bacon will SAVE WESTERN CIVILIZATION.
women will NOT.
.
oh…
and i like bacon,
women…?
not so much.

[Anonymous 42]

My girlfriends:

This bitch I caught cheating with some Japanese Chad named Daiichi Fukushima! He blew his load allover her!

[TrailbossParticipant 1844]

OMG! Now I am SO hungry!

An educated, armed populace cannot be enslaved.

[KolaxisParticipant 668]

I’m officially jealous, Tower.

Jackie: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability.

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Damnnnnn tower.

Bon apetite

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Is pigamy a thing now?

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

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