A Few Jokes…

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

Q: What do you call a letter from a feminist?
A: Hate male.

Q: What’s the most common sleeping position of a woman?
A: Around.

Q: What book do women like the most?
A: “Their husbands checkbook!”

Q: How much money do you need to satisfy a woman?
A: It is always just a little bit more.

Q: What is the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job still sucks.

Q: Why did God give men penises?
A: So they’d have at least one way to shut a woman up.

Q: What’s the smartest thing to ever come out a woman’s mouth?
A: Einstein’s c~~~…

Women are like blue jeans. They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced..

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/womenjokes.html

[stopmockingmanParticipant 441]

Q- What is the leading cause of divorce?
A(1)- Marriage.
(2)- Men-a-pause.
(3)- Both of the above.

Q- What do you tell a Blond with 2 black eyes?
A- Nothing- she has already been told twice.

Q- A woman you had sex with tells you she loves you- what is the proper reply?
A- Great, I’m hungry- make me a samwich.

Q- What do you reply when your wife is telling her friends how she cannot believe that Mary Sue Lulu is leaving her husband?.
A- Honey, you always tell me you will leave me anytime you don’t get your own way!

Q- What do Women and marriage have in common?
A- No way.

[Anonymous 5]

Q – How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A – Marry it!

[ToadParticipant 271]

Q – How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A – Marry it!

I will remember this one … ha,ha brilliant!

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