A feminist, a mangina and a MGHOW go into a bar…

[MoreSkyParticipant 4865]

The barman asks “What can I get for you?”:

The mangina says, “What can I get everyone?”
The feminist says, “The most expensive thing you have, and he’s paying.”
The MGHOW says, “I brought my own, that I made myself.”

Who got the best drink?

The MGHOW, because he got exactly what he wanted and didn’t owe anything to anyone.

"...reinvent your life because you must; it is your life and its history and the present belong only to you.” It is Your Life, Charles Bukowski.

[NerdTunnelerParticipant]

If the feminist is in the bar…There is bound to be drama because MGHOW is having fun by himself and not giving her attention… Having fun p~~~es off the mangina and the feminist…

I stand with feet apart and let my balls hang free...Manginas dont have balls...See how they stand and sit at the whim of their masters...

[ChristopherParticipant 2478]

A feminist went to the doctor. The doctor said ‘you’ve got a very serious illness’.
The feminist said ‘I want a second opinion’.
He said ‘all right, you’re ugly as well’.

Tommy Cooper:

My wife had a go at me last night. She said ‘You’ll drive me to my grave’.
I had the car out in thirty seconds.

My wife phoned me just before the show and said,
‘I’ve got water in the carburetor,
I said ‘Where’s the car’
She said ‘In the river’

Feminism was funded by bankers/politicians to create more taxpayers. MGTOW IS FREEDOM https://archive.org/details/mgtowisfreedomblurayready

[JB BooksParticipant 3182]

Thanks guys – this is the funniest stuff I’m likely hear today… excepting whatever else might come up on this or other discussion threads!

We just don't realize life's most significant events while they're happening. Back then, I thought, "Well, there'll be other days". I didn't realize that that was the only day. - "Moonlight" Graham

[MoreSkyParticipant 4865]

A golden oldie for JB Books:

A Chad is on a foreign business trip and is playing golf with his potential client.
He hits a perfect drive and the ball bounces straight into the hole.

The Chad remembers the night before when he was banging a local chick. She screamed out a phrase repeatedly during the activity and Chad was smugly pleased he could pleasure her to that extent.

He confidently repeated the phrase to the foreign businessman expecting a high five for his great shot and outstanding language skills.

The foreign businessman looked at him, confused, and said, “What do you mean ‘wrong hole’?”

"...reinvent your life because you must; it is your life and its history and the present belong only to you.” It is Your Life, Charles Bukowski.

[Anonymous 38]

A feminist, a mangina and a MGHOW go into a bar…

..The MGTOW orders a drink for himself then f~~~s the other two idiots off to be alone or join another MGTOW.

[JB BooksParticipant 3182]

Thank you, thank you again!

We just don't realize life's most significant events while they're happening. Back then, I thought, "Well, there'll be other days". I didn't realize that that was the only day. - "Moonlight" Graham

[DocParticipant]

A feminist and Mangina go into a bar.

MGTOW goes….
Wherever those pair of f~~~s ain’t.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[DocParticipant]

Tommy cooper was driving down the road when he spots a guy walking with his thumb out.

Tommy pulls over and asks the hitcher if he needs a lift.

Hitch says yeah!

Tommy says – you are young, good looking and you got it all ahead of you.

Then he drives off.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[RomulusParticipant 4667]

What do you tell a feminist with two black eyes?

Don’t bother, she’s been told twice already.

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

[MorpheusParticipant 2177]

A mghow, mangina and a feminist were going to meet at a bar. Mghow and mangina were the only ones who made it. The feminist wasn’t able to make through the door.

[JustAnotherGuyParticipant]

A MGHOW, mangina, and feminist are approaching a bar. The MGHOW enters first with no regard for the other two. The mangina interjects about the MGHOW’s rudeness. The feminist bitches about the MGHOW’s rudeness. The mangina holds the door for the feminist and buys her a drink to make up for the MGHOW’s rudeness. By this point the MGHOW already has an appetizer and drink.

The mangina spends his time trying to demonstrate bulls~~~ pick-up techniques like demonstrating higher values and negging. The MGHOW is ignoring everyone and doing whatever he wants.

I forget the punch line, but the feminist ends up begging the MGHOW to f~~~ her like a cheap whore while the mangina masturbates in his car, using tears as lube.

Cupcakes are Cold. MGTOW is Absolute Zero.
“Let us wait a little; when your enemy is executing a false movement, never interrupt him” –Napoleon Bonaparte, 1805

[ChristopherParticipant 2478]

a man walks into a pub..

Feminism was funded by bankers/politicians to create more taxpayers. MGTOW IS FREEDOM https://archive.org/details/mgtowisfreedomblurayready

[OldBillParticipant]

Christopher wrote:

a man walks into a pub…

Love those old school jokes and old school stand-ups.

Thanks for the link.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

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