A FAIRYTALE FOR MEN

[Lieutenant Frederick GeorgesParticipant 41]

A Fairy Tale for MEN

Once upon a time a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,”Will you marry me?”

The Princess immediately said, “No!”

And the Prince lived happily ever after

and

rode motorcycles

and

dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women

and

hunted and fished and went to gun shows and Topless bars

and

dated ladies half his age

and

drank whiskey, beer and wine

and

never heard any bitching

and

never paid child support or alimony

and

dated cheerleaders

and

got to keep his house and guns

and

ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts

and

had lots of horses and dogs

and

all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell

and

had plenty of money in the bank

and

left the toilet seat up.

The End.

[Anonymous 42]

[Silver FoxParticipant 2766]

Happily ever-f~~~ing-after!

"Are you loosed from a wife? Do not seek a wife." --Apostle Paul

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