A BABE IN CHRIST

[Branched offParticipant 10922]

Thanks for the invite Colin. I might just take a walk on the wild side and look you up some day.

What part of the UK are you in? I am in the Southwest. All I can guess with thee is that thou aren’t from Yorkshire.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

Thanks for the invite Colin. I might just take a walk on the wild side and look you up some day.
What part of the UK are you in? I am in the Southwest. All I can guess with thee is that thou aren’t from Yorkshire.

Midlands. I like the southwest, Gloucestershire in particular.
Never a Yorkshireman, it’s grim up thee there lad.

Yes, come visit. Be prepared, you will never have met a sublime specimen such as I.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Anonymous wrote:

Extraordinary once again.

More sublime I feel.

[Branched offParticipant 10922]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Joller984 wrote:

Extraordinary once again.

More sublime I feel.

And modest with it too I see, a rare man indeed. I like Gloucestershire too. The Cotswolds are very pleasing, though somewhat infested by Londoners who can afford to buy the houses the locals cannot. Still they pay well.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[HermitParticipant]

Branched off wrote:

Thanks for the invite Colin. I might just take a walk on the wild side and look you up some day.
What part of the UK are you in? I am in the Southwest. All I can guess with thee is that thou aren’t from Yorkshire.

You go visit Colin and I’m sure you’ll be walking on the wild side alright. I just hope you come back alive and intact with all the body parts with which you arrived.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Joller984 wrote:

Extraordinary once again.

More sublime I feel.

And modest with it too I see, a rare man indeed. I like Gloucestershire too. The Cotswolds are very pleasing, though somewhat infested by Londoners who can afford to buy the houses the locals cannot. Still they pay well.

When one is as sublime as I, then why suppress it.
Yes, I see David Beckham has bought a property in Chipping Norton.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Branched off wrote:

Thanks for the invite Colin. I might just take a walk on the wild side and look you up some day.What part of the UK are you in? I am in the Southwest. All I can guess with thee is that thou aren’t from Yorkshire.

You go visit Colin and I’m sure you’ll be walking on the wild side alright. I just hope you come back alive and intact with all the body parts with which you arrived.

There is only one body part I am interested in. “Get it cut off, seasoned with salt with a glass of malt, have a scoff. Get rid, put the rest in the bin lid” (Extract from “Unwelcome Member”, courtesy of Colin Combover in a Coma, 2017)

[Branched offParticipant 10922]

I met this man on line. He wrote poetry. He seemed different from other men. He asked me to meet him…

Yeah that does sound a bit scary actually.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[HermitParticipant]

Branched off wrote:

I met this man on line. He wrote poetry. He seemed different from other men. He asked me to meet him…
Yeah that does sound a bit scary actually.

HA! “…a bit scary….”? It’s the stuff of nightmares and horror films, especially considering the pride he still takes in his first homo gay, grotesque poem where he writes of cutting off the c~~~ and eating it. Yeah, we’re all lining up to go visit this……”dude”.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

I met this man on line. He wrote poetry. He seemed different from other men. He asked me to meet him…
Yeah that does sound a bit scary actually.

Do you recall the cannibal murder in Germany? Consentual of course……

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Branched off wrote:

I met this man on line. He wrote poetry. He seemed different from other men. He asked me to meet him…Yeah that does sound a bit scary actually.

HA! “…a bit scary….”? It’s the stuff of nightmares and horror films, especially considering the pride he still takes in his first homo gay, grotesque poem where he writes of cutting off the c~~~ and eating it. Yeah, we’re all lining up to go visit this……”dude”.

It has you intrigued though doesn’t it. “Dude”, I prefer “specimen”

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Branched off wrote:

I met this man on line. He wrote poetry. He seemed different from other men. He asked me to meet him…Yeah that does sound a bit scary actually.

Do you recall the cannibal murder in Germany? Consentual of course……

It’s all a part of your “Coma Cult”, isn’t it? All the members must allow you to chop off and consume their members lest they be unable to achieve existence on the higher plane.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Branched off wrote:

I met this man on line. He wrote poetry. He seemed different from other men. He asked me to meet him…Yeah that does sound a bit scary actually.

HA! “…a bit scary….”? It’s the stuff of nightmares and horror films, especially considering the pride he still takes in his first homo gay, grotesque poem where he writes of cutting off the c~~~ and eating it. Yeah, we’re all lining up to go visit this……”dude”.

It has you intrigued though doesn’t it. “Dude”, I prefer “specimen”

No intrigue whatsoever. Only confirmation of my initial speculations.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Branched off wrote:

I met this man on line. He wrote poetry. He seemed different from other men. He asked me to meet him…Yeah that does sound a bit scary actually.

Do you recall the cannibal murder in Germany? Consentual of course……

It’s all a part of your “Coma Cult”, isn’t it? All the members must allow you to chop off and consume their members lest they be unable to achieve existence on the higher plane.

The decree to attain a higher realm is to shed this polluted meatsuit. The outer shell is a time framed entity, decaying every nano.
Those that can extract the phallus from the loins can transgress this physical existence and go onto a more abstract reality.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Branched off wrote:

I met this man on line. He wrote poetry. He seemed different from other men. He asked me to meet him…Yeah that does sound a bit scary actually.

HA! “…a bit scary….”? It’s the stuff of nightmares and horror films, especially considering the pride he still takes in his first homo gay, grotesque poem where he writes of cutting off the c~~~ and eating it. Yeah, we’re all lining up to go visit this……”dude”.

It has you intrigued though doesn’t it. “Dude”, I prefer “specimen”

No intrigue whatsoever. Only confirmation of my initial speculations.

Which is? Please don’t tell me you believe I am female. I am more insulted by that then being labelled a bumboy.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Branched off wrote:

I met this man on line. He wrote poetry. He seemed different from other men. He asked me to meet him…Yeah that does sound a bit scary actually.

HA! “…a bit scary….”? It’s the stuff of nightmares and horror films, especially considering the pride he still takes in his first homo gay, grotesque poem where he writes of cutting off the c~~~ and eating it. Yeah, we’re all lining up to go visit this……”dude”.

It has you intrigued though doesn’t it. “Dude”, I prefer “specimen”

No intrigue whatsoever. Only confirmation of my initial speculations.

Which is? Please don’t tell me you believe I am female. I am more insulted by that then being labelled a bumboy.

I’ve already said it before. You’re a homosexual, and an extra strange one at that, who likes to post gross f~~ poetry on a men’s website to elicit a desired response.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Branched offParticipant 10922]

I am up for new experiences but I don’t know if you eat healthily enough for me to fancy that Colin. You might be full of toxins. All those meds of yours…

Never gutted a man yet. Always been curious how they compare inside to animals. I have also wondered how terminal ballistics differ on humans from deer. I would be curious to find out. Is a varmint round better for a man or a controlled expansion one. Its quite an interesting thought. Soldiers are always shooting FMJ but FMJ is gay. You want to try it without the jacket Colin, gives you a lot more buck for you bang.

But seriously Colin, you sound like an interesting bloke. One day it might be good to see you. I could then tell Hermit if you really had a beard. I doubt you have a comb over.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Branched offParticipant 10922]

This is getting a bit strange.

I only came on here to rant about feminists and manginas…

Internet is a strange place, does strange things to a man. I am going to watch TV

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[HermitParticipant]

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I am up for new experiences but I don’t know if you eat healthily enough for me to fancy that Colin. You might be full of toxins. All those meds of yours…
Never gutted a man yet. Always been curious how they compare inside to animals. I have also wondered how terminal ballistics differ on humans from deer. I would be curious to find out. Is a varmint round better for a man or a controlled expansion one. Its quite an interesting thought. Soldiers are always shooting FMJ but FMJ is gay. You want to try it without the jacket Colin, gives you a lot more buck for you bang.
But seriously Colin, you sound like an interesting bloke. One day it might be good to see you. I could then tell Hermit if you really had a beard. I doubt you have a comb over.

I use FMJ in one of my rifles and hollow points in the other. This is due mostly to the caliber of the rounds of each one. All +P hollow points for my handguns.

By the way he has described himself, I really have no desire to see what he looks like. By his self descriptions, I can only presume a monstrous appearance.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

I am up for new experiences but I don’t know if you eat healthily enough for me to fancy that Colin. You might be full of toxins. All those meds of yours…
Never gutted a man yet. Always been curious how they compare inside to animals. I have also wondered how terminal ballistics differ on humans from deer. I would be curious to find out. Is a varmint round better for a man or a controlled expansion one. Its quite an interesting thought. Soldiers are always shooting FMJ but FMJ is gay. You want to try it without the jacket Colin, gives you a lot more buck for you bang.
But seriously Colin, you sound like an interesting bloke. One day it might be good to see you. I could then tell Hermit if you really had a beard. I doubt you have a comb over.

Due to the fact I am a Germanic barbarian, I eat meat, eggs, bread, cheese, and protein bars only, thus I am healthy inside and out. No meds, no steds, and no hospital beds, I am Tyr in human form.
A beard? Hmmm, some may say, some others a beyond description entity that still continues to cause confusion and disdain.
Now, I will not divulge as to whether I have a Bobby Charlton. However, I can unequivocally confirm I am in a coma……permanently.

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