9GAG "I bought a new girlfriend."

[floartyParticipant 17]

The original Link: http://9gag.com/gag/aqZ0WZv/i-bought-a-new-girlfriend

 

Check out the comments where a girl asks “Are boyfriends available too?” and follow the answers. It get’s more and more crazy.

After some initial 2-3 people offer themselves, a lot of guys jump in and choose one of the 2 girls who asked for a boyfriend.

I don’t know if they’re serious about this (I hope not) but it’s a funny example of how it’s like.

 

Maybe the best part is when typo3 says “@tomyslak lol girls can have biyfriends at anytime , anywhere:P”

And she answer’s “@typo3 well so it’s seems like I’m the only girl that can’t ahah”

That classic.

 

Here’s a picture of the whole page with loaded comments if you somehow can’t find it or what ever: http://i.imgur.com/CWPlhha.jpg

 

[RoyDalParticipant]

I am holding out for a Stepford Wife (TM). I’m not about to buy any human females; even leasing one has too many perils for me.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Smitty the Great OneParticipant 1535]

I ain’t even going to rent one…

Life is too long to play by someone elses rules....

[Anonymous 42]

Are they worth any thing as scrap?

[Anonymous 11]

With all that junk food in that shopping cart, she’ll be at 300+ pounds within 10 years.  After she f~~~s half the street, he’ll be paying for 5 kids none of which will even resemble him.

[Big Viking Chef BVCParticipant 1286]

I like the comment “Beware the upgrade to Wife 1.0  They don’t come with sex support, and they have an unnecessary angry wife mode.”

\or something like that…

BVC

Swallow this RED PILL ===> Men will lay down their lives for their brothers, their women and their children. This makes Men useful as slaves. Women will lay down their lives for ONLY their children. To expect more from women is just a FANTASY created by society and reinforced by the unconditional love that we experienced from our Mothers. The key to freedom is the understanding that the woman you meet is not going to fantastically love you like your Mother did. If you buy into the fantasy, then she is your new master. If you do not buy into the fantasy, then she is nothing, and you retain your freedom.

[CPT ObviousParticipant 2745]

Big Viking Chef BVC wrote:

I like the comment “Beware the upgrade to Wife 1.0 They don’t come with sex support, and they have an unnecessary angry wife mode.” \or something like that… BVC

> Subject: Wife 1.0.

> Dear Tech Support:
> >
> >  Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and
> >  noticed that the new program began unexpected child
> >  processing that took up a lot of space and valuable
> >  resources.  No mention of this phenomenon was included in
> >  the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself
> >  into all other programs and launches during system
> >  initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.
> >
> >  Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night
> >  2.5 and Great Sex 6.9 no longer run, crashing the
> >  system whenever selected.
> >
> >  I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
> >  attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I
> >  am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the
> >  uninstall does not work on this program. Can you help me,
> >  please!!!
> >
> >  Thanks,
> >
> >  Joe
> >
> >  Tech Support response:
> >
> >  Dear Joe:
> >
> >  This is a very common problem men complain about but is
> >  mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade
> >  from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0
> >  is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program.
> >
> >  Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator
> >  to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge
> >  Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0.
> >
> >  Hidden operating files within your system would cause
> >  Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.
> >
> >  It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program
> >  files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to
> >  Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.
> >  Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but
> >  end up with more problems than the original system. Look in
> >  your manual under “Warnings Alimony/Child Support,”
> >
> >  I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the
> >  situation. I am thinking of having Wife 1.0 installed
> >  myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section
> >  regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume
> >  all responsibility for fault and problems that might occur,
> >  regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be
> >  to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.
> >
> >  In any case avoid excessive use of the Esc key because
> >  ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command
> >  before the operating system will return to normal.  The
> >  system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for
> >  all the GPFs.  Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high
> >  maintenance.
> >
> >  Consider buying additional software to improve the
> >  performance of Wife 1.0.  I recommend Flowers 2.1 and
> >  Chocolates 5.0.  Do not, under any circumstances, install
> >  Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported
> >  application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible
> >  damage to the operating system.
> >
> >  Best of luck,
> >
> >  Tech Support

"You don't know a woman till you have met her in divorce court."

[RoyDalParticipant]

Just unplug the computer hard drive and throw it in the trash. You’ll have to buy a new one. Next time watch out what software you install.

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