"9 reasons you are single" They forgot #10…

I can distill those 9 reasons down to one of two choices.

Either…

Your a Mangina! Raised by a single mother and indoctrinated to be a slave to women.

OR

MGTOW by choice. You’ve seen the bulls~~~, the s~~~ tests and drama and said… “Hell NO!”… and walked away into a life of freedom and serenity.

Lurch wrote:

This being your forum signature, suggests that you’re part of a group that is under mining MGTOW. I’m starting to sense the stench of tuna with this one.

I think you’re misreading the post.

24,065 MGTOW > 778 Lurch

Lurch, I can assure you that Tower is not a tuna. 😉

Men do not control the terms of sex with the exception of Chads. Any woman willing to put out will have a plethora of willing men. No matter what level HB0 through HB10, I can promise you there is a dumbass that’ll dip his wick in it. I know one jackass that knowingly f~~~ed a woman with AIDS.

It is the C~~~ Carousel though and men have c~~~s so in that aspect you’re right. It is physically made of c~~~s. Just as a Carousel horse has no say in what rides it, as are we men with MGTOWs the infamous execeptions. I’ve watched many a man throw out all logic for a piece of pussy. Even when blue pill, I was very selective otherwise I’d have 20 times more notches on the old bedpost. I’m STD free though.

Seriously though, if this article was geared towards women, it would be considered misogynistic and offensive. Imagine if this article was telling women that the reason they are single could be that they are too bitchy, whiny, manipulative, two-faced, ugly, fat, stupid, etc. How would that go over?

But no, it’s only ok to shame dudes…

There are articles like that geared towards women and they list the same stuff you mentioned and yes the female commentators do call it misogyny as they do of any criticism that calls for self reflection.

Let’s see

1. You lack confidence
Deep down, you don’t believe you were meant to have sex with women you find attractive. You don’t think you have any qualities that would attract women. You’re in a bookstore and an attractive woman makes eye contact with you. Instead of smiling back, you quickly look away worrying that you’ll offend her by staring or that you’ll creep her out.

Not exactly.
They don’t made “eye contact”: who cares about “eye contact”?
They usually smile to me: it happened two times even today.
I usually smile back, that’s a reason why I keep my teeth very clean!
Then I wait that they start talking to me 😀
It almost never happen, when it happens, I answer…

2. You neglect your looks and hygiene
Every man has the ability to improve his looks. Whether its getting a haircut that suits your face, getting rid of your acne, whitening your teeth or wearing deodorant and showering regularly.

Never had acne, and I cure my look: I always have been a little narcissistic, and it’s very important even for the job.
I neglect my hygiene, sometimes, just a little, because I prefer spreading pherhormones: when I was in my PUA-phase I noticed that I performed better at catching them when I did not had a shower.
I also smoke cigars, I eat a lot of chili and very often even garlic. I love such things.

3. You neglect your physical fitness
You don’t go to the gym and as a result, you either look unhealthy or aesthetically displeasing to a woman’s eye.

That’s true, I don’t go in a gym since at least 20 years, except when I’m in a hotel or an a cruise ship.
I lift at home, 6-7 hourse per week, it’s more practical.

4. You don’t know what attracts women (and you don’t care)
You think men who get laid have great jobs, money, fancy cars and good looks. You have no idea how to build attraction with a woman and move an interaction from the moment you meet her to sex. No attempt is made on your part to study what attracts women and as a result, you’re perpetually on the sidelines staring at women or at your masturbation station doing what you do best.

That’s projection: he’s talking about himself, he’s saying “You think men who get laid have…good looks” just after saying at points 2 and 3 that a good look is very important 😀 😀 😀
However it’s true that I don’t care, too, like him (he’s projecting, remember).

5. You’re a “Gentleman”
By “Gentleman”, I mean you’re a pussy. You believe you should be friends with a woman first, then only you have a chance at sleeping with her. You hypocritically hang out with multiple girlfriends, have feelings for them, but remain in the friend zone.

I’m mainly an asshole, with some really “like a gentleman” behaviors (usually I do it after having had sex – my rule always have been: no compliments before she put out), but more the first, way more.
I’m also a pussy: I like anal sex, and I mean passive, too.

6. You are needy
You meet a woman, get attracted to her and go into “boyfriend” mode too quickly.

I’m an MGTOW, it’s just the opposite…

7. You are a social cripple
Nobody gets your jokes, or you constantly make inappropriate jokes at inappropriate times. Your body language is off and people consistently avoid you. You can’t keep friends or you have no friends. Most women are social creatures and having zero social skills will barely get you a conversation with an attractive woman, much less sex.

Untrue about jokes, they laugh – I notice the reaction, it’s quite important for my job having good relationships with other people.
Women: when women are attracted by a man, they laugh even when the joke is absoltely stupid.
I have some good friends.
“Keeping friends” seems a very tiring thing: are you sure that your friends are worthy, interesting, persons?

8. You don’t expand your dating territory
You only date women at work, school or in your social circle. You rarely or never approach women in public places such as malls, bookstores or bars. As a result you’re frustrated because you don’t have a large pool of women to select from. You stay in your comfort zone which is a small pond and never bother to venture out into the ocean which is full of hungry fish. Speaking of comfort zone…

I’m a man, not a cheetah. 😀
It seems that there’s a lot of work to do at such point…

9. You’re lazy
You’re just too lazy to workout, improve your lifestyle, learn how to attract women or make friends. I’ve met lots of apathetic guys who for whatever reason just don’t care much for an kind of self improvement. They would love to get laid and constantly wonder why they don’t.

Psssst! Shhhh!
IT’S A SECRET!
Don’t tell that to my boss!
Being lazy and relaxed is a GREAT LUXURY in our frantic world.
I consider it the greatest luxury of them all.
The best time is when I sleep, during daytime, on my boat, when I’m at sea.
An important thing, if you want to keep your lazy lifestyle while still being quite productive is: never live with a woman.

Gnostic wrote:

With the exception of child bearing, what a women can do that you cannot?

Lesbian porn.
And, even better, having lesbian sex in front of you, for real: that’s very rare to have but truly wonderful.

Clearly, signing a marriage contract with them for that, isn’t a good idea 😀 in fact it would be the very opposite of a good idea 😀

Sometimes I wonder if in the muslim package with 72 virgins, the virgins are bisexuals or not…I could be interested if they were certified being bisexuals 😀

If a woman gives advice do the exact opposite. There’re women’s studies courses for a reason. Women do not know what they want.

Masculine_Man wrote:

If a woman gives advice do the exact opposite. There’re women’s studies courses for a reason. Women do not know what they want.

I actually taught exactly that to my son:
“If a woman gives advices about your personal choices, thank her, and then do the exact opposite”
Also:
“Don’t bother about what they say, look at what they do – such applies to all people, always, but it’s particularly effective while dealing with women”.
Also:
“When people tell you that you should act like a man, they’re asking you to make sacrifices. Before making a sacrifice always ask yourself: who benefits from such sacrifice?”

9 reasons you are single

Cleverly worded isn’t it.

Only WOMEN think of being “single” as a f~~~ing problem and behave like commitment is more important than individuality.

Being “single” is the only way for a man to live. And the words “9 reasons you are single” are from F~~~ING CO-DEPENDENT RETARDS who can’t even conceptualize a preferred existence without someone to nag and badger 9 different ways until Tuesday.

Ain’t that right, bitches.

“HERE ARE NINE REASONS YOU ARE SINGLE!!!!!”.

“I really only need ONE —- >> YOU.”.

1. You lack confidence

I guess the author of this crap piece never spent a weekend alone before. I’m actually more confident than I’ve ever been as long as I’m alone. When I was in my teens and as a kid, if I ever were around hot women, I’d actually feel even more INSECURE while being with them.

This is one of the things that told me to go my own way at a very young age. Being around women makes you more insecure if you have to keep hearing their nagging and criticisms of you day in and day out.