This has been plagarised from ‘Why beer is better than a woman’
A donut always goes down easy.
A donut doesn’t care when you come.
A donut doesn’t get jealous when you grab another donut.
A donut doesn’t care if you keep other donuts around.
A donut doesn’t think baseball is stupid.
A donut doesn’t think DOS is pronounced “dose.”
A donut is always ready to leave on time.
A donut never costs you more than a dollar.
A donut never fishes for compliments.
A donut actually supports belching and farting and shares your enthusiasm for getting them included as Olympic sports.
A donut will never buy a car with automatic transmission.
A donut will never make you go to a Swedish movie.
A donut will never make you turn off “Fists of Fury Theater.”
A donut will not call you a sexist pig if you say “doberman” instead of “doberperson.”
A donut will not insist that those odious Michelin baby commercials are “cute.”
A donut won’t accuse you of being a sexist pig if you say “Gene Hackman” instead of “Gene Hackperson.”
A donut won’t accuse you of lying when you say you read Penthouse “just for the articles.” (Of course you’re lying, but a donut won’t accuse you of it.)
A donut won’t claim the Three Stooges are mindless entertainment.
A donut won’t fill up your car with cheap gasoline.
A donut won’t listen to five straight hours of lesbian folk music.
A donut won’t get upset if you come home with donut on your breath.
A donut won’t make you eat some experimental vegetarian meal that tastes like WD-40.
A donut won’t make you go to church.
A donut won’t make you pick up some tampons at the grocery store.
A donut won’t raise a fuss about leaving the toilet seat up.
A donut won’t raise any objections to an evening of “John Holmes’ Greatest Hits.”
After you have donuts you’re committed to nothing other than dumping the empty box.
An ice-cold donut will nonetheless let you have your way with it.
Donuts always come in multiples of six.
Donut always listens; donut never argues.
Donut can’t give you an S.T.D.
Donut doesn’t bitch, yell, or cry.
Donut doesn’t blow you off.
Donut doesn’t care if you have no culture or manners.
Donut doesn’t complain about insensitivity.
Donut doesn’t complain about the way you drive.
Donut doesn’t demand equality or legality.
Donut doesn’t get cramps.
Donut doesn’t go crazy once a month.
Donut doesn’t have a lawyer.
Donut doesn’t have a mother.
Donut doesn’t have cold hands and feet.
Donut doesn’t have morals.
Donut doesn’t want its mother to live with you.
Donut doesn’t look you up in a month.
Donut doesn’t make you go shopping.
Donut doesn’t mind lying in the “wet spot” that it left.
Donut doesn’t mind football season.
Donut doesn’t mind getting dirty.
Donut doesn’t mind if you fart or belch.
Donut doesn’t mind watching Chuck Norris and Charles Bronson flicks.
Donut doesn’t need closet space.
Donut doesn’t need to go to the bathroom with other donuts.
Donut doesn’t pout or play games.
Donut doesn’t tease you or play hard to get.
Donut doesn’t tell you to mow the lawn.
Donut doesn’t use up your toilet paper.
Donut doesn’t wear a bra.
Donut doesn’t worry about someone walking in.
Donut doesn’t worry about waking the kids.
Donut is always easy to pick up.
Donut is easy to get into.
Donut is never late.
Donut is never overweight..
Donuts don’t go out of style every year.
Donut looks the same in the morning.
Donut never asks you to change the station.
Donut never changes its mind.
Donut never complains you don’t take it anywhere.
Donut never has a headache.
Donut never says no.
Donut stains wash out.
Donut tastes good.
Donut won’t run off with your credit cards.
Big, fat donuts are even better.
When you change donuts, you don’t have to pay alimony.
If you mention a “five litre V8” around a donut, it won’t assume you mean a giant can of vegetable juice.
If you take a donut out of the fridge just to look at it, but then decide to eat it, the donut won’t accuse you of “date rape.”
When donut goes bad you can toss it out.
When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a donut.
When you’re through with a donut, the thought of another beer doesn’t make you sick.
When your donut is gone, you just pop another.
You’re always sure you are the first to pop a donut.
You can enjoy a donut all month.
You can have a donut in public.
You can have more than one donut a night without feeling guilty.
You can share a donut with your friends.
You can’t catch anything from a donut.
You don’t have to wash a donut before it tastes good.
You don’t have to wine and dine a donut.
Donuts will always wait patiently for you in the car.
Y_ 1 year, 9 months ago.
