50 Shades of Gold Digging

Dav i saw the trailer on the news today and thought exactly the same.

Would she let a road sweeper dominate her. No because he is not stinking rich.

The ultimate female fantasy is not necessarily being dominated in bed but being taken away from their s~~~ lives  by a rich guy that buys her things. The princess fantasy.

They probably believe that some rich guy is going to sweep them away. A belief system that never happens, their so arrogant they don’t see it coming.

Right on, QWV.

For those of you who might not be familiar with the Drake Equation, it is a bit of probabilistic conjecture that basically amounts to “If there is to be other life in the universe, this string of events must occur.” That string includes a rocky iron core planet with a protective magnetosphere in the “goldilocks” zone of its parent sun (not too hot, not too cold) with this, that and the other requirement, plus concurrent timing with us, similar technological development, listening on the right frequencies in the right direction, gives a s~~~ about trying to understand and communicate, etc.

The upshot is that either the universe if f~~~ing FULL of intelligent life or that intelligent life is really rare and thus too few and far between for it to make any real difference anyway.

That is exactly how I feel about females. If there is one I’d like, I probably have no chance of meeting her. She sure as f~~~ isn’t going to see 50 Shades of Grey. In fact, that’s my new #1 weed question. I used to ask “Where you from?” To find out if they were local or not but now I’m going to ask “Did you go see 50 Shades of Grey?” And if they say “No.” Then I’ll follow with “Would you admit it to me honestly if you had?” and then I’ll know if they’re worth sorting between the local/tourist/transient/fugitive houses (important to know here in Las Vegas).

If the male character  in the movie ‘Fifty Shades of Gray’ was  a broke janitor, living in a studio apartment and he tried the whole BDSM thing on a woman like that, she would call 911 and he would be arrested for rape and spend the rest of his life in prison.

Inject a net worth of billions of dollars into the equation: and access is granted to all three orifices along with bondage and submission. And women think it is romantic and ‘hot’.