40 year old woman marries herself

Weapons Grade Retardation

Chad Thunderc~~~ is gonna enjoy her honeymoon.

Stupid t~~~.

While she may be the first in Italy, she’s far from being the first elsewhere. Self-marriage has become common enough for tourism and travel agencies to offer package deals to deluded c~~~s wanting to “marry” themselves in exotic locations.

I’ve written this in the past and now is as good a time as any to repeat it:

She doesn’t want a marriage, she wants a wedding.
She doesn’t want a husband, she wants a trophy.
She doesn’t want children, she wants fashion accessories.

Every woman is a congenital solipsist. Everything thing women do, think, or say has themselves at the center.

When you finally come to understand and accept the limitless nature of female selfishness, the world and it’s tumults will become clear to you.

Cú Chulainn wrote:

Attention seeking idiot

In other words, a woman.

ROTFLMAO. Bullet dodged in April. My Vietnamese-American gf that I broke up with in April later texted me with a specific date/time/place that she was going to have a ceremony where she married herself, that her friends would attend.

Obviously, despite my stated intention in my profile to never marry again, my verbal statement to her to never get married again, and her statement that she wasn’t looking to get married again, she had marriage circling around on her hamster wheel.

My crazyometer only detected TRACE amounts of crazy coming off of her. F~~~. Apparently that’s what it takes to dodge crazy — being primed for that level of sensitivity.

Not that any woman is 100% sane… I asked myself which girlfriend was more likely to knife me if she found about the other one, and dumped that one, although there were many factors (34 factors on a spreadsheet) taken into account.

She could very well be in the 5-6% of women who buy a top of the line male sex doll.

The way divorce is today, husbands are swapped out like fashion accessories too.

Nothing in the closet looks good on you for fall? How about a new hubby this year? With the cash and prizes you’ll get dumping him, you can get a whole new wardrobe to look fabulous in when the leaves drop this year.

It doesn’t. They are not recognized legally. She could actually still marry a guy. That one would count.

Faust For Science wrote:

SpiritRR wrote:

What a narcissistic twit.

To say the least.

The women marrying themselves are representing the ultimate form of selfishness. Instead of lowering their impossibly high standards for men and settling for a man that actually exists, she marries herself as an insult towards men that there are no good men.

I suspect my former Vietnamese-American gf thought she could gradually manipulate me into changing my mind about never marrying again. She seemed a mixture of in-shock and bitter when I broke up with her. Her idea to marry herself was not because there are no good men, but a consolation prize and an act of frustration because a good man dumped her.