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Now before I get into c•ck size and how I’ve seen two of my Chad buddies c•cks without being gay or having engaged in a double penetration with either one of them and a woman at any point:
Disclaimer –
Chad:1 that has a smaller c•ck has always been self conscious about it and somewhat obsessed over it to the point where he has mentioned it repeatedly. Leading up to a night years ago when he was using the washer and dryer at a buddies house for all of the clothes he had been wearing (long story) and was walking around in a towel after taking a shower as his clothes were drying. Another buddy that was drunk, went up behind him and snapped a huge rubber band on his back and small c•ck Chad ran after him, tripping and the towel fell off.Chad:2 Big c•ck Chad is another story. He always bragged about his size but I had never seen it. Until one night at a party, he was wasted and probably took a couple of Ebombs or Molly and entered another dimension. Anyway. He was downstairs when I heard some commotion and women laughing, etc and I went down to see what was going on. He was sitting on a couch, with his c•ck out, flopping it around, and slapping it against his leg. Impressive c•ck, no doubt about it and huge.
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Now: Back to focus with a sidenote related to Chad:1 – Always self conscious about his c•ck size, he has overcompensated for it by having a huge truck with off road tires, taking steroids, working out at the gym everyday, getting a full arm tattoo sleeve, etc
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Chad:1
Never has a problem hooking up with women for sex. And in some cases, the women are banging him while cheating on a boyfriend or husband.
Women do stuff for him like pay for dinner, take him on vacations and treat him like a boy toy
He has been with alot of women and their SMV ranged is between 8.75 to 10.0s
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Chad:2
Never has a problem hooking up with women for sex. And in some cases, the women are banging him while cheating on a boyfriend or husband.Women do stuff for him like pay for dinner, take him on vacations and treat him like a boy toy
He has been with alot of women and their SMV ranged is between 8.75 to 10.0s
– –Different c•ck sizes but they fulfill every aspect of what women want in a Chad
BECAUSE. . .
At the end of the day – “Chad” is a concept. It/he is how a woman feels emotionally, psychologically and sexually around a guy in contrast to what might be considered the opposite of a Chad, which is a Beta.
With c•ck size, not being a relevant issue if or when ALL other subjective criteria is met by the entity that is assigned Chad status by a woman.
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That is all for now. I will return later with more insight and perspective from the realm of the Sky-0
To continue:
Taken from my magnum opus post (response) on 4/11/2018 following someone in the forum asking:
‘Who Is Chad’
Sky-0 post below:
In the mind of pumpkins:
Chad is a concept
Not an actual, specific entity that can be objectively defined
In abstract terms – Chad is the hand up Mona Lisa’s dress
Chad is a non-concrete, fluid & illusionary energetic force created and maintained by Pumpkin
Chad as a concept and responsible in an almost alchemic way of giving Pumpkin the tingles she needs
A single text from Chad can get Pumpkin wet when she is at her marital home, standing just ten feet away from her husband, provider and father of her children. The husband that makes her vagina dry up like the Sahara desert.
Chad is an escape. From everything she thought she wanted but currently does not want to be a part of
Chad is the load still running down her leg when Pumpkin gets home, tells her beta that she loves him but doesn’t want to have sex
Chad is the hope and sense of freedom she clings to when she realizes she will not be able to continue living the lie she spent so long creating and maintaining in the charade known as her other life
Chad is the hand that grabs her hair, pulls her head back and slides his c~~~ in when she wants to get banged like a slut
Chad is adventure, excitement, lust and passion
And she has many types and forms of Chads. All equally as replaceable as any beta
Chad is a construct and ideal of her own unfulfilled desires and dreams
Continuing:
Taken from another Sky-0 magnum opus regarding the same topic on 07/31/2017 of who and what Chad is
Chad is not really a guy.
Since no guy could ever even live up to the ideal of what a woman thinks & wants a Chad to be.
Chad is a concept.
It/he is the feeling pumpkin gets when she wants new c~~~ and is willing to lie and deceive her beta to get it.
Chad is the load running down Pumpkin’s leg as she walks through the door and tells Beta that she loves him and had to stay late at work on a project.
Chad is the smirk on Pumpkin’s face when Beta leaves for work and she pulls out her dildo and watches gangbang porn on Pornhub.
Chad is a symbol of the life she really wants and the freedom she craves while stuck with Beta.
Chad is cosmic energy that defies the description of a type of man. It transcends anything just one man could be.
As a symbol: Chad is everlasting and invincible. His existence in Pumpkin’s subconscious is an eternal threat to anything she could ever see in Beta.
Chad is the howl of a wolf at midnight. He is the tingles Pumpkin feels but cannot explain.
Chad is everywhere.
In life, there is balance. Beta’s force is counterbalanced by the vague and often elusive present energy of Chad.
Chad is a necessary component to the entire charade.
He cannot be identified but can also not be ignored or denied.
If ‘Chad’ did not exist. . .
It would be necessary for Pumpkin to invent him.
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Because she does.He is an artificial construct created by her. Based on an inherent need for what he represents and what she ultimately wants.
But. . .
Reality gets in the way.
Chad. . .
Ultimately more relevant than Beta.
Because Pumpkin’s internal wiring and emotional, psychological & sexual programming requires him to be.
Chad cannot be stopped or destroyed.
Beta is vulnerable and corruptible as all men of flesh and blood can be.
But Chad. . .
As a symbol. Invincible and everlasting.
He is the shadow on the wall that causes Beta to walk faster.
His presence makes Pumpkin wetter.
And he is more powerful in ways that Beta would never understand.
Because Beta’s professed love for Pumpkin is in fact, completely ND totally CONDITIONAL
That’s right. A statement that would make many men uncomfortable to read.
Beta is guilty as charged regarding the charade that he partakes in.
He has conditions:
Expectations that Pumpkin is monogamous. An implied requirement that she is honest with him and merges with the illusionary, co-conspiratorial mirage of their ‘relationship’ And has conditions that he wants met throughout the arrangement. While claiming that he exerts his time, energy and resources for something called ‘love’
Pumpkin has the ability to see right through that brand of grade-A certified bullsh•t, quicker than Beta can set the parameters of the situation.
But Chad. . .
He is unbridled and unrestrained freedom. Euphoric passion and an endorphin fueled nuero chemical shot right into her system as well as being the very essence of what drives every aspect of her life force.
And meanwhile. . .
Beta’s attempt to explain away Pumpkin’s desire for Chad, based on his c•ck size.
Which is an attempt to reduce Chad to the level of something that only has value due to the size (length and girth) of a part of his body.
When in fact: Chad is so much more.
Chadocalypse Now
Scene 1.04
Int. [Beta’s Office] Day‘Beta stares at the clock on the wall. . .
It has been over 14 minutes since he texted Pumpkin and she has still not responded yet.
The clock. Each minute that passes feels like an eternity.
He stares at his desk. His eye catching a faint glimmer of sunlight that reflects off his ring.
He has been in his office for over sixty hours again this week. Making decisions and working hard. While waiting for another deal. But as each minute passes, becoming weaker.
Every minute he sits at his desk, he becomes softer and weaker.
And out there. . .
Somewhere in the jungle, Chad grows stronger.
His mind drifts to his beachfront house. Considering taking the boat out to relax.
Chad doesn’t get that kind of R&R. He’s dug in too deep, or moving too fast. His idea of R&R is working out at the gym or banging married women. Chad has only two ways home: death or victory.’
Great post.
Chad is the idea, the concept. He doesn’t really exist in the sense that there will never be a Chad “unicorn ” who fulfills all womanly concepts. Beta orbits perceived unicorn, unicorn tails him and trails Chad, Chad wants nothing because you have to be a little nihilistic to be Chad, as well as most likely having a personality disorder.
Although, I have to say, I have always been fascinated by Chad. Certainly when I was younger I envied Chad, but now I have a much better perspective of things. I study it now in an objective manner. It will teach you all kinds of things about humans. One of those things is very disappointing. Women do not care about anyone as a person. People are constructs to them. Like it was said, provider, orbiter, Chad, etc.
It is cathartic to understand one possible outcome for a woman and Chad. Sometimes, woman winds up in an LTR with Chad, either by pregnancy, horrible shrewing, or no limit drama. It doesn’t end well for either. Woman realizes Chad didn’t satisfy her existential concerns, and Chad now has headaches he has tried to avoid his whole life. No one survives the Chad scenario unscathed. Not even Chad.
Quit looking at my signature, queer-mo.
Chadocalypse Now
Scene 1.05
Int. [Forward Base: Wallet] Day‘Your mission is to proceed up the Thunderc•ck river in a patrol boat. Pick up Chad’s path at Nu Mung Ba, follow it and learn what you can along the way. When you find Chad, infiltrate his team by whatever means available and terminate Chad’s command.
Captain Willard: Terminate Chad?
CIA mole: With extreme prejudice
General: He’s out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct. And he is still in the field, banging pumpkins’
He is unbridled and unrestrained freedom. Euphoric passion and an endorphin fueled nuero chemical shot right into her system as well as being the very essence of what drives every aspect of her life force.
Chad is a drug and pumpkin is a junkie. That really explains it all right there. And just like the drug, Chad was euphoric the first time, but then she will spend the rest of her days trying to recreate that first high. Just like a junkie. But it’s never as good again as the first high. Chad is heroin. Chad is crack cocaine.
On the bright side for Chad he keeps getting laid. So he’s got that going for him, which is nice.
Order the good wine
Chadocalypse Now
Scene 1.04
Int. [Beta’s Office] Day‘Beta stares at the clock on the wall. . .
It has been over 14 minutes since he texted Pumpkin and she has still not responded yet.
The clock. Each minute that passes feels like an eternity.
BUWHAWHAHWAHAW!!! YALL ARE TOO FUNNY. This is better than Mad TV… SNL isnt funny anymore either…
A single text from Chad can get Pumpkin wet when she is at her marital home, standing just ten feet away from her husband, provider and father of her children. The husband that makes her vagina dry up like the Sahara desert.
back to back TOP GUN threads. Should be obligatory reading for lurkers
Chad is the load still running down her leg when Pumpkin gets home, tells her beta that she loves him but doesn’t want to have sex
i mean goddamn bro. LMAO!
Just possessing a medical license makes you a chad in some women’s eyes. The minute I retired any chad like qualities were revoked by the hive.
#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.
Now before I get into c•ck size and how I’ve seen two of my Chad buddies c•cks without being gay or having engaged in a double penetration with either one of them and a woman at any point:
Disclaimer –Chad:1 that has a smaller c•ck has always been self conscious about it and somewhat obsessed over it to the point where he has mentioned it repeatedly. Leading up to a night years ago when he was using the washer and dryer at a buddies house for all of the clothes he had been wearing (long story) and was walking around in a towel after taking a shower as his clothes were drying. Another buddy that was drunk, went up behind him and snapped a huge rubber band on his back and small c•ck Chad ran after him, tripping and the towel fell off.
Chad:2 Big c•ck Chad is another story. He always bragged about his size but I had never seen it. Until one night at a party, he was wasted and probably took a couple of Ebombs or Molly and entered another dimension. Anyway. He was downstairs when I heard some commotion and women laughing, etc and I went down to see what was going on. He was sitting on a couch, with his c•ck out, flopping it around, and slapping it against his leg. Impressive c•ck, no doubt about it and huge.
– –
Now: Back to focus with a sidenote related to Chad:1 – Always self conscious about his c•ck size, he has overcompensated for it by having a huge truck with off road tires, taking steroids, working out at the gym everyday, getting a full arm tattoo sleeve, etc
– –
Chad:1
Never has a problem hooking up with women for sex. And in some cases, the women are banging him while cheating on a boyfriend or husband.
Women do stuff for him like pay for dinner, take him on vacations and treat him like a boy toy
He has been with alot of women and their SMV ranged is between 8.75 to 10.0s
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Chad:2Never has a problem hooking up with women for sex. And in some cases, the women are banging him while cheating on a boyfriend or husband.
Women do stuff for him like pay for dinner, take him on vacations and treat him like a boy toy
He has been with alot of women and their SMV ranged is between 8.75 to 10.0s– –
Different c•ck sizes but they fulfill every aspect of what women want in a Chad
BECAUSE. . .
At the end of the day – “Chad” is a concept. It/he is how a woman feels emotionally, psychologically and sexually around a guy in contrast to what might be considered the opposite of a Chad, which is a Beta.
With c•ck size, not being a relevant issue if or when ALL other subjective criteria is met by the entity that is assigned Chad status by a woman.
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That is all for now. I will return later with more insight and perspective from the realm of the Sky-0What you are describing is what I call “Chadditude”.
Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.
In the end Chad is a guy women want to have and want to have had. A quality Chad is the kind of guy pumpkin will openly add to her public c~~~ count.
A chad is like a big buck. You want a big buck’s antlers on your wall. In the end whether or not he was the best eating, he had big antlers and you can show them off to your pals long after you have crapped all a big buck’s meat out of your guts. Meat is not the long term allure in a big buck. Similarly the sex is only a small part of the allure of a good chad. Having had him is of primary importance.
We must also not forget that the actual sex is never a woman’s primary concern in a sexual encounter with a man. Its getting value form the encounter. Her satisfaction is greatly increased by value, she even has more orgasms from value too. Beta has to pay up a lot to satisfy and has to be a new catch. Chad offers other value in the short term because of perceived or actual high SMV.
Also it is worth pointing out that big c~~~s are really only good for elephant sized women. The Karma Sutra had it right all that time ago. Its about getting a good match between the sizes of the partners’ organs. I am sure we can most of us recall a bucket sized woman we could not get to the bottom of who did not satisfy us much and also a small woman that we had to be frustratingly careful and restrained with who couldn’t accommodate the full length of the organ but who was still much more satisfactory than the bucket. If you are not the right size for her it will not be ideal for either of you. The idea that really big is good is mostly a man thing I think. Clearly tiny is really bad (probably a hormone thing) but I suspect that most of the chatter about relatively regular guys not measuring up is from those who have ridden the carousel very well and may have been large ladies on the inside to start.
A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own
In the end Chad is a guy women want to have and want to have had. A quality Chad is the kind of guy pumpkin will openly add to her public c~~~ count.
A chad is like a big buck. You want a big buck’s antlers on your wall. In the end whether or not he was the best eating, he had big antlers and you can show them off to your pals long after you have crapped all a big buck’s meat out of your guts. Meat is not the long term allure in a big buck. Similarly the sex is only a small part of the allure of a good chad. Having had him is of primary importance.
We must also not forget that the actual sex is never a woman’s primary concern in a sexual encounter with a man. Its getting value form the encounter. Her satisfaction is greatly increased by value, she even has more orgasms from value too. Beta has to pay up a lot to satisfy and has to be a new catch. Chad offers other value in the short term because of perceived or actual high SMV.
Also it is worth pointing out that big c~~~s are really only good for elephant sized women. The Karma Sutra had it right all that time ago. Its about getting a good match between the sizes of the partners’ organs. I am sure we can most of us recall a bucket sized woman we could not get to the bottom of who did not satisfy us much and also a small woman that we had to be frustratingly careful and restrained with who couldn’t accommodate the full length of the organ but who was still much more satisfactory than the bucket. If you are not the right size for her it will not be ideal for either of you. The idea that really big is good is mostly a man thing I think. Clearly tiny is really bad (probably a hormone thing) but I suspect that most of the chatter about relatively regular guys not measuring up is from those who have ridden the carousel very well and may have been large ladies on the inside to start.I have a large one apparently.
When my ex-wife was straddling me on the sofa, she blurted out, “A big cokk is so much better than a small one. I retorted, “Would you have not married me if I had a small one. Oh, the look on her face was priceless!It’s all moot anyway. I only use it now for excreting waste matter.
In the end Chad is a guy women want to have and want to have had. A quality Chad is the kind of guy pumpkin will openly add to her public c~~~ count.
A chad is like a big buck. You want a big buck’s antlers on your wall. In the end whether or not he was the best eating, he had big antlers and you can show them off to your pals long after you have crapped all a big buck’s meat out of your guts. Meat is not the long term allure in a big buck. Similarly the sex is only a small part of the allure of a good chad. Having had him is of primary importance.
We must also not forget that the actual sex is never a woman’s primary concern in a sexual encounter with a man. Its getting value form the encounter.
Great point. And the value in a nutshell? How many of her friends are jealous. The more of her friends she can make the jealous the better the encounter. She can secure a beta who makes $400k a year and buys her anything she wants just for sex a couple times a year, AND she is banging the Chad the other girls want to bang? That my friends is platinum vagina. And her friends are jealous of it. THAT’S what makes it exciting for her.
Order the good wine
Chadocalypse Now
Scene 1.05 continued:
Int. [Forward Base: Wallet] Day<CIA operative extends arm with pack of cigarettes towards Captain Willard, and flicks his lighter. As the general looks concerned and and explains to Captain Willard. . .>
General: ‘Well, you see Willard . . . In this war, things get confused out there, power, ideals, the old morality, Pumpkin’s need for Chad, her practical sexual necessity. But out there with these Chads, it must be a temptation for Pumpkin to be her own porn star. Like, actually experience it, with Chad. Just without the cameras and a contract. Because there’s a conflict in every Pumpkin’s heart, between the rational and the irrational, between good and evil, between beta bucks and alpha f*cks. And good does not always triumph. Beta’s wallet does not always control her. Sometimes, the dark side overcomes what Lincoln called the better angels of female nature. And everyone has got a breaking point. You and I have one. Chad has has reached his. He’s gone rogue. And very obviously, he has gone insane. He has been doing something that goes against his training. Falling in love with one of his Pumpkin’s. And it concerns the betas back in Betaville, D.C’
<Colonel reads from a classified file> Colonel: ‘One of our radio guys intercepted this transmission that Chad broadcasted last week from his renegade base in the jungle. We want you to hear it <activates an analog reel audio device>
Radio transmission
Chad’s voice: ‘The betas that started this war want women for the same thing that we do. Sex. Their bodies. . . Yet they claim when a pumpkin bangs her Chad and he f*cks her in her a** that it is “obscene”. They are hypocrites and lie about their own intentions. There is nothing I hate more than the stench of their lies’<camera pans back to the CIA agent and Captain Willard as the sound of a helicopter landing is heard in the background>
Just possessing a medical license makes you a chad in some women’s eyes. The minute I retired any chad like qualities were revoked by the hive.
Not so much Chad as potential mega-Beta.
Chad is the junkie hospital janitor who slaps her around and bangs her in the boiler room while you are working upstairs on the ward. The essence of Chad is that he is sleazy (that is to say, is a fit for her basest instincts).
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