36 Questions Women Have For Men

This will forever be a good topic, I politely ask it to be stored in TOP GUN.

A great read!

: How does it feel to be the same gender as Donald Trump?

: How does it feel to be the same gender as Sarah Palin?

They have 36 questions huh?
Good, they can keep having them.

Oh, buzzfeed. You suck, but this should be fun.

1. How does it feel to be the same sex as Donald Trump?
= a. Better than it feels to be the same sex as Hillary Clinton. Way better.

2. Why do you hate rom coms?
= a. I don’t hate them, I’m just not part of the market demographic that rom coms target, so I don’t watch them. I don’t hate rom coms in the precise same manner in which I don’t hate gay porn.

3. Why do you make women sit around and talk about men in movies when you all will easily sit around and talk about boobs for hours?
= a. Generally speaking, yoga classes, listing how many shoes you tried on last week, book clubs, and a synopsis of House Hunters International make s~~~ty plot points; and we need to sell movie tickets or we don’t get to make more movies. And we don’t talk about boobs for hours. It’s either we like them or we don’t, and move on.

4. Why do you automatically assume that you won’t like TV shows or movies that star a female lead?
= a. I don’t. There are several movies and TV shows that I enjoy that have female leads; you sexist, shallow, assuming little moron.

5. Why are you surprised when women are funny?
= a. For the same reason that you’re surprised when you see another woman use her goddamn turn signal.

6. Why do you think we’re obsessed with you when we hook up?
= a. It isn’t the hooking up that makes us think you’re obsessed. It’s the constant texting, the snooping through our text history, rifling through our drawers, and switching your status to “in a relationship” before we can recall your name without using a mnemonic device (or at all).

7. Why can’t I sleep with as many people as I want without being judged? When men do it, they’re congratulated.
= a. We love sluts. It’s other women who are judging you, not us.

8. Why do you consider a woman a tease if she doesn’t sleep with you after three dates, but a slut if she sleeps with you on the first date?
= a. Sounds like you have a very simple first-grade level math problem to solve, cupcake.

9. In what world does no mean yes?
= a. Is it the same world where “F~~~ off and stop texting me!” means “Blow my phone up at 3 a.m.!”?

10. Why do you say women are too emotional to be leaders then justify catcalling by saying that men can’t control themselves?
= a. Because a $20 pair of earbuds can’t save anyone from a nuclear winter, snowflake.

11. Why do you think that just because you’re nice to me, I owe you my body?
= a. If we’re being nice to you, we probably want you to go away. Especially if you have a giant octopus on your head.

12. Why would you ever send an unsolicited dick pic?
= a. You clearly do not know art when you see it, plebian groundling.

13. Why do you think it’s okay to harass women or make offensive comments about women, but when someone does it to your sister it’s not okay?
= a. My sister isn’t a stupid f~~~ing feminist who takes offense to normal behavior because she was too stupid to major in something where she could have a career that’s useful to society in general. She’s a bitch though, so go f~~~ yourself.

14. How does it feel to interrupt m
= a. Shut the f~~~ up now.

15. Why do you have to sit with your legs so wide open?
= a. Here, put this taser on your vagina and fire it until it’s time for you to get off the train. That’s why.

16. Why are women perceived as the “weaker sex” even though we literally give birth to you?
= a. Because it’s a biological fact.

17. Why is it so bad to show your emotions?
= a. We actually do show a range of emotions on a consistent basis. We just don’t consider “whining about inconsequential and/or imaginary s~~~” to be an actual emotion.

18. Why are you always trying to prove your masculinity to me?
= a. I give zero f~~~s about what you think. That’s probably why you want to look through my text history, isn’t it?

19. Why the f~~~ isn’t it ladylike to cuss?
= a. I’m fine with it. I’m also fine with you f~~~ing off. Didn’t I just mention the amount of f~~~s I give about your opinion? Oh right, you were too busy trying to unlock my phone again. It’s zero.

20. When did words get genders?
= a. Nobody REALLY knows, but it was probably at least 8-10,000 years ago when the prototype Indo-European, Sino-Mongolian, and African spoken languages were forming; since all languages in all of those groups have gendered words.

21. Why is it your first instinct to doubt women who have been sexually violated or raped?
= a. Because anyone accused of a crime is entitled to due process under the law. You are required to provide evidence when you accuse someone of a serious crime, anyone is capable of lying, and statistically women lie to manipulate and hurt others far more than men do.

22. Why do you assume a woman is angry because she’s on her period?
= a. We can smell blood, f~~~wit. Yes, when you are clothed, yes, through your perfume, and yes, without standing right next to you. It’s like you’re farting rust for a week wherever you go.

23. Why do you think women who wear makeup are false advertising?
= a. Oh, right, you naturally look like that. Right.

24. Why isn’t it weird that there’s a bunch of old white men sitting in a room making legislation about what I can and can’t do with my body?
= a. It’s the same level of weird that your mom didn’t have the foresight to abort you.

25. Why are straight guys so obsessed with lesbians?
= a. I never, ever, EVER want to see Ellen DeGeneres naked. Ever.

26. How does it feel to get kicked in the b~~~~?
= a. If it could be properly explained to you, you’d drop your victim card down a storm drain and get a real job.

27. Do you ever get tired of trying to be manly all the time?
= a. Do you ever get tired of breathing?

28. Why are you so afraid of gender equality?
= a. I would welcome it. That would necessitate every feminist all at once having a moment of clarity and realizing how you’ve always been a bunch of s~~~typants tantrum-throwing children. What do you think the odds are on that one?

29. Why do I deserve to be paid less than you?
= a. Because I produce useful things, majored in a useful major in college, am more productive, work longer hours, take less vacation time, my job is more dangerous than yours, requires a higher level of engagement; basically what it boils down to is that I’m better at making decisions than you are.

30. In what world does 77 cents equal a dollar?
= a. You need to solve that whole average of the numbers 1 and 3 problem before we move on to more complex math.

31. In what world does 68 cents equal a dollar?
= a. Maybe in the same world where I attended class 100% of the time and you missed 32% of classes because OMG you couldn’t even?

32. How is that fair?
= a. You are a member of the most privileged class in the history of the most effective predator in the history of this planet. You want to know what unfair is? Go check out a factory pig farm in Iowa. Then turn off your Dr. Phil mangina hour tv, get your bitch ass in the kitchen, and fry up some of that bacon I bought with my extra 23 cents per dollar.

33. Why are you intimidated by a woman who makes more money than you?
= a. Bitch, you were JUST WHINING about not making as much money as me! JUST. THE. F~~~. NOW.

34. Why are opinionated women seen as bitches, when opinionated men are seen as bosses?
= a.Mostly because opinionated women’s opinions don’t have a basis in fact. (answer duly plagiarized)

35. Why aren’t you speaking up when you hear your male friends behind closed doors make jokes that are offensive to women?
= a. Because you’re not there to hear it and be offended, stupid.

36. Why are you so afraid of recognizing your own privilege?
= a. For the same reason that I am afraid of Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, Humpty-Dumpty, and strong, independent women. They’re all childish myths that have no basis in reality.

1. How does it feel to be the same sex as Donald Trump?
= a. It feels great. I don’t get periods every month or have to worry about hitting The Wall. I also don’t have to rely on my SMV to get by in life. I have other qualities I rely on.

2. Why do you hate rom coms?
= a. Romantic comedies suck ass. They pander to women and make the guy look like a total loser if he doesn’t put the woman on a pedestal. Watching anime girls with unrealistic big titties flopping and bouncing around is much more entertaining.

3. Why do you make women sit around and talk about men in movies when you all will easily sit around and talk about boobs for hours?
= a. You assume i give a f~~~ about your boobs. Your t~~~ are too small for my tastes.

4. Why do you automatically assume that you won’t like TV shows or movies that star a female lead?
= a. If the female lead is anything like Rey in Star Wars, I’ll pass thanks. If modern western media didn’t always have a political agenda attached to it, like feminism, I’d enjoy it more.

5. Why are you surprised when women are funny?
= a. Women are only funny when they f~~~ up big time.

6. Why do you think we’re obsessed with you when we hook up?
= a. Because you either have baby rabies, hitting the wall soon, or you want us to do something for you like give us our money.

7. Why can’t I sleep with as many people as I want without being judged? When men do it, they’re congratulated.
= a. Because men are biologically wired to f~~~ as many women as possible. When women emulate men in this regard, they’re seen as sluts because they’re biologically wired to stay with 1 man while they’re pregnant. In primitive times, it was necessary to protect women who were pregnant because they consumed a lot more resources.

8. Why do you consider a woman a tease if she doesn’t sleep with you after three dates, but a slut if she sleeps with you on the first date?
= a. I don’t give a s~~~ because I’m celibate. So go ask a PUA.

9. In what world does no mean yes?
= a. What kind of f~~~ed up question is this? Seriously, learn to ask a f~~~ing question.

10. Why do you say women are too emotional to be leaders then justify catcalling by saying that men can’t control themselves?
= a. Women love the attention when they’re cat called. Don’t act like they don’t. If they didn’t, they wouldn’t wear f~~~ing mini skirts in the winter time. And men control themselves ALL the f~~~ing time. If they didn’t, the men on this website wouldn’t be MGTOW and checking the f~~~ out of society.

11. Why do you think that just because you’re nice to me, I owe you my body?
= a.I don’t. I’m celibate. So you can f~~~ off. You have nothing to offer me.

12. Why would you ever send an unsolicited dick pic?
= a. I don’t send dick pics because you might claim phone rape. So I just show it off on random cam sites while I’m jerkin off.

13. Why do you think it’s okay to harass women or make offensive comments about women, but when someone does it to your sister it’s not okay?
= a. Define harassment. You feminists think hitting on you is some kind of rape. So you’re just f~~~ed up in the head. As for my sister goes, she’s a gold digging whore. So I certainly couldn’t give a s~~~ about the men she’s f~~~ing.

14. How does it feel to interrupt me when I’m making a point during a meeting?
= a. Awesome.

15. Why do you have to sit with your legs so wide open?
= a.Because I have a huge f~~~ing dick between my legs. Let’s try an experiment shall we? How about you feminists shove a big fat dildo in your c~~~s and sit on a subway for more than an hour without spreading your legs wide open. I bet you can’t do it. Oh, and for extra measure, use a glass or metal dildo. That way you can know what it’s like for a man to hide a hard on in public.

16. Why are women perceived as the “weaker sex” even though we literally give birth to you?
= a. Because generally, it’s true. And giving birth is no feat achieved. Women can give birth while in comas. Nuff’ said.

17. Why is it so bad to show your emotions?
= a.1. It’s not bad to show my emotions. I just hide them around you because if I were around feminists 24/7 I’d end up calling them c~~~s out of anger. You’d get offended about that and try to say I’m inciting “hate speech.”

18. Why are you always trying to prove your masculinity to me?
= a. I don’t need to prove anything for you.

19. Why the f~~~ isn’t it ladylike to cuss?
= a. Because women need to shut the f~~~ up and make sammiches. The only time they’re supposed to open their mouths is if they’re blowing me.

20. When did words get genders?
= a. Why do you get offended at the word c~~~? If words aren’t gendered, you shouldn’t have a problem with me using this word. Ya c~~~s.

21. Why is it your first instinct to doubt women who have been sexually violated or raped?
= a. Because feminists think men can fart rape them. Nuff’ said.

22. Why do you assume a woman is angry because she’s on her period?
= a. Because she’s bi polar as f~~~ when she’s bleeding down there.

23. Why do you think women who wear makeup are false advertising?
= a. Because it is.

24. Why isn’t it weird that there’s a bunch of old white men sitting in a room making legislation about what I can and can’t do with my body?
= a. Why isn’t it weird that nobody holds women to the same standards as men? if women matured correctly, like men do, maybe they’d end up being in positions of power. But instead, most women act like children. So they’re thought of as children.

25. Why are straight guys so obsessed with lesbians?
= a. You can keep your lesbian dykes. They don’t offer me anything. I’d rather be obsessed with GTA5.

26. How does it feel to get kicked in the b~~~~?
= a. How do you feel getting c~~~ punted the f~~~ out of my space? When the majority of men go MGTOW, you’ll know what it feels like to get kicked in the b~~~~.

27. Do you ever get tired of trying to be manly all the time?
= a. I don’t try to be manly all the time because I am manly all the time. It takes zero effort if you were born with a dick.

28. Why are you so afraid of gender equality?
= a. Why are you so afraid of becoming a miner, construction worker, laborer, truck driver, plumber, electrician, etc.? Why don’t you want any of the hard physical labor jobs? Oh that’s right, you’re weak. So go make a sammich at Subway bitch!

29. Why do I deserve to be paid less than you?
= a. Because you don’t work as hard as I do.

30. In what world does 77 cents equal a dollar?
= a. Learn to ask f~~~ing logical questions.

31. In what world does 68 cents equal a dollar?
= a.See above.

32. How is that fair?
= a. Fairness doesn’t exist.

33. Why are you intimidated by a woman who makes more money than you?
= a. Women who make more money than me can go f~~~ off and f~~~ themselves with a dildo. I don’t give a s~~~ about them.

34. Why are opinionated women seen as bitches, when opinionated men are seen as bosses?
= a. Because men use facts. Women only use opinions and feelings.

35. Why aren’t you speaking up when you hear your male friends behind closed doors make jokes that are offensive to women?
= a.Because I don’t give a s~~~ about most people in general. I’m a hermit and will always be a hermit. I live and let live. Women should learn to do the same.

36. Why are you so afraid of recognizing your own privilege?
= a.I’m not afraid of anything. Look at the username ya c~~~s. Also, it’s awesome being born a man. I don’t have to go through life sucking dicks to get free s~~~. I actually EARN my way through life. Unlike most modern women. MEN FOR THE WIN!

1 question men have for women: why don’t you shut the f~~~ up? Don’t you know that I’d be wasting a full hour thinking and answer ing your questions; a good hour that would have otherwise paid me for my bread tonight?

Maybe that’s why we get paid more; we don’t spend our time doing unproductive stuff.