36 Answers to Dumb Womens Questions

I’m going to pretend that every baseless assumption they make is the infallible truth… otherwise the answer to most of them is “I don’t”.

1. How does it feel to be the same sex as Donald Trump?
It feels like cigars, bourbon, and my beloved fleshlight.

2 Why do you hate Rom Coms?
I hate manginas as much as I hate female feminists.
Plus, comedies are meant to be funny.

3. Why do you make women sit around and talk about men in movies When y’all easily sit around and talk about boobs for hours.
‘Cause I’m a dick. Do what you’re told.

4. Why do you automatically assume that you won’t like TV or Movies that star a female lead?
See #2

5. Why are you surprised when women are funny?
The secret to humour is surprise.
– Aristotle
(A man)

6.Why do you think we’re obsessed with you after we hook up?
Real question should be “Why are you always obsessed with me?” Stop following me.

7. Why can’t I sleep with as many people as I want to without being judged? When men do it, they’re congratulated
Because women are judgy. I’ll give you a high five.

8.Why do you consider a woman a tease if she doesn’t sleep with you after three dates, But a slut if she sleeps with you on the first date?
Lol why would I go on a date? Why would there be a second and third date if the first one didn’t involve sex. Oh I get it, you give realllly good conversation.

9. In what world does No mean Yes?
In the same world that “safeword” means no.

10. Why do you say that women are too emotional to be leaders- then justify cat calling by saying that men can’t control themselves?
Because you think that “Have a nice day” is equivalent to rape.

11. Why do you think that just because you’re nice to me that you’re entitled to my body?
The same magical pixie dust that makes you believe men should pay for your meal.

12. Why would you ever send an unsolicited dick pic?
This is actually something all men do to each other when you aren’t looking. I send you a dick pic, you send me a dick pic. It’s an ancient greeting to establish the fact that we’re both men and don’t need to fear a false rape accusation. If you don’t return a dick pic, I’ve mistaken you for a man.

13. Why do you feel that it’s OK to harass women or make offensive comments about women, but when somebody does it to your sister it’s not OK?
I have no sister. Let’s pretend you said grandmother. Both are now widows, getting laid would probably do them a world of good.

14. How does it feel to interrupt me when –
Show me your t~~~.

15. Why do you have to sit with your legs so wide open?
Am I supposed to cross my legs to hide my b~~~~? Like a dog that covers it’s genitals with it’s tail in a submissive position when confronted by a more dominant male in the pack?

Cause I’m not your bitch.

16. Why are women perceived as the weaker sex?
Human sexual dimorphism.
Why is male to female

17. Why is it so bad to show your emotions?
See #1-16 above

18. Why are you always trying to prove your masculinity to me?
See #12?

19. Why the f~~~ isn’t it ladylike to cuss? When did words get genders?
Watch your f~~~ing language!

20. Why is it your first instinct to doubt women who have been sexually violated or raped?
False allegations.

21. Why do you assume a woman is angry because she’s on her period?
Red is the colour of ANGER!! RAWRRRR

22. Why do you think women that wear makeup are false advertising? We could say the same thing about your dick size
Hey man, my dick makeup is my own business. If I want to draw a mascara happy face on it, by god I will do that. Stop raping me.

23. Why isn’t it weird that there’s a bunch of old white men sitting in a room making legislation about what I can and can’t do with my body?
Because you can’t be trusted to make grown up decisions.

24. Do you have a coochie?
I knew I was missing something when I left for work today…

25. Why are straight guys so obsessed with Lesbians?
No. Why are they obsessed with me!?

26. How does it feel to get kicked in the b~~~~?
Weirdly enough, you feel it up in your gut.

Wait, is THAT why psycho bitches do it? To find out how it feels?

27. Do you ever get tired of trying to be manly all the time?
Nah, I don’t go to the gym. I’m just naturally this good looking.

28. Why are you so afraid of gender equality?
Because I’m trying to be a nice guy and save you from losing your female privilege.

29. Why do I deserve to be paid less than you?
Because you do proportionately less of the work I do.

30.In what world does 77 cents equal a dollar? In what world does 68 cents equal a dollar? How is that fair?
In the same world that you do 68-77% of the work that I do.
Of course if you did the same amount of work, I (as a business owner) would hire only women and enjoy a significant competitive advantage.

31. Why are you intimidated by a woman that makes more money than you?
It’s true. I’m intimidated by all women. Because this is somehow elementary school.

32. Why are opinionated women seen as bitches, when opinionated men are seen as bosses.
I…
I got nothing.

33. Why aren’t you speaking up when you hear your male friends behind closed doors making jokes that are offensive to women?
Because I’m not offended.

34. Why are you afraid of recognizing your own privilege? It doesn’t mean you’re a bad person just recognize it and do something about it.
I do recognize it. I have clean water on demand. I have electricity. I have a roof over my head. I’m extremely grateful for the work, sacrifices, and ingenuity various men have given us all… Are you?

Just my version of answers.

1. How does it feel to be the same sex as Donald Trump?
Feels fine thank you. Why do you ask Lizzy Borden.

2 Why do you hate Rom Coms?
There is nothing realistic in them. What is funny or romantic about being played as a simp, and then losing 1/2 to everything I have earned.

3. Why do you make women sit around and talk about men in movies When y’all easily sit around and talk about boobs for hours.
Never have never will.
Nice t~~~ only takes a second to say, women obsess about t~~~ more than I do

4. Why do you automatically assume that you won’t like TV or Movies that star a female lead?
Why do YOU assume I won’t?
On the other hand, TV and Movies with a female lead usually DO SUCK

5. Why are you surprised when women are funny?
Why do you assume I’d be surprised
Oh right..No originality would be why on both counts

6.Why do you think we’re obsessed with you after we hook up?
Because you are, right up until you’ve got everything you want from me.

7. Why can’t I sleep with as many people as I want to without being judged? When men do it, they’re congratulated
Do who or what you want, you aren’t important to me so why do you assume I judge?

8.Why do you consider a woman a tease if she doesn’t sleep with you after three dates, But a slut if she sleeps with you on the first date?
Don’t put words in my mouth. I personally like women who put out on the first date.

9. In what world does No mean Yes?
Yours, as a man I understand both words. Your gender doesn’t.

10. Why do you say that women are too emotional to be leaders- then justify cat calling by saying that men can’t control themselves?
Again, point 1 is mostly true, point 2 is invalid. Women and manginas say men can’t control themselves.

11. Why do you think that just because you’re nice to me that you’re entitled to my body?
What makes you think I’ll be nice to you? If I’m paying for it, I expect the merchandise I paid for.

12. Why would you ever send an unsolicited dick pic?
I wouldn’t, but thanks for the assumption.

13. Why do you feel that it’s OK to harass women or make offensive comments about women, but when somebody does it to your sister it’s not OK?
Again, another assumption. Look in the mirror, change it to MEN, and say the same s~~~ to yourself.

14. How does it feel to interrupt me when –
Good actually, because sometimes, it’s the only way to SHUT YOU THE F~~~ UP….

15. Why do you have to sit with your legs so wide open?
I have my reproductive parts external, yours are internal. And sometimes I have a bag or something between my feet.

16. Why are women perceived as the weaker sex?
oh come one…

17. Why is it so bad to show your emotions?
Because, YOU will use them against me

18. Why are you always trying to prove your masculinity to me?
I don’t, you are projecting your s~~~ again.

19. Why the f~~~ isn’t it ladylike to cuss? When did words get genders?
Because a LADY holds herself to a higher standard than lesser women.

20. Why is it your first instinct to doubt women who have been sexually violated or raped?
False allegations.

21. Why do you assume a woman is angry because she’s on her period?
I don’t assume, women use menstruation as an excuse for poor behaviour…next

22. Why do you think women that wear makeup are false advertising? We could say the same thing about your dick size
Really? are seriously f~~~ing retarded?
Comparing covering your face with chemicals to obscure your natural look to the possibility of me being jailed for having my dick out it public?
When I wash my dick off, it still looks the same, unlike after you wash your makeup off.

23. Why isn’t it weird that there’s a bunch of old white men sitting in a room making legislation about what I can and can’t do with my body?
Nope, and really nobody cares.

24. Do you have a coochie?
I am an ADULT, and a man, WTF is a coochie?

25. Why are straight guys so obsessed with Lesbians?
No f~~~ing clue, but I can assure you I have no interest in lesbians.

26. How does it feel to get kicked in the b~~~~?
Painful, what does it feel like to get kicked in the c~~~? you f~~~tard

27. Do you ever get tired of trying to be manly all the time?
Nope, because I AM a man, Don’t you get tired of trying to manly all the time?

28. Why are you so afraid of gender equality?
Im not, why are you so afraid of REAL equality?.

29. Why do I deserve to be paid less than you?
You only deserve to be paid for the work you do.

30.In what world does 77 cents equal a dollar? In what world does 68 cents equal a dollar? How is that fair?
See 29, also the wage gap has been dis-proven repeatedly.

31. Why are you intimidated by a woman that makes more money than you?
HAHAHAHA, nice assumption.
I prefer a woman that makes as much, or more than I do. That way she can pay her own way..

32. Why are opinionated women seen as bitches, when opinionated men are seen as bosses.
I…
Situational, depends on where, when, and why something is opined. Also depends on the topic.

33. Why aren’t you speaking up when you hear your male friends behind closed doors making jokes that are offensive to women?
Not my job, if there is a woman that is offended there. I am absolutely confident she will ensure EVERYONE will know she is offended.

34. Why are you afraid of recognizing your own privilege? It doesn’t mean you’re a bad person just recognize it and do something about it.
This from a member of the most privileged portion of the human race?
Men work, sacrifice, and pay for a privilege, women get it handed to them. You recognize that first.

Neroke wrote:

Gold dude! Absolute f~~~ing gold do you mind if I share this at the blog?

Go for it!

Question 7 – key that opens many locks is a master key, whereas a lock opened by many keys is a s~~~ty lock

Question 10 – the whole of Europe is going over a cliff because of female leaders

Question 33 – a prime example of how nations end up with fascist leaders and secret police

just the three that stand out