33 Things a Cynic Understands

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    Cynical MGTOW
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    1- You become skeptical of the news and the msm. The mainstream media and how it is run by 6 mega corporations and how it prioritizes celebrity gossip rather than more important things like how your rights and liberties are being violated.
    2- You can’t stand small talk, but you thrive when you have deep and meaningful conversations like the universe.
    3- You secretly wish something would quickly kill us all like a giant meteor shower hits the earth.
    4- You feel you are surrounded by idiots.
    5- Despite being a misanthrope you have like minded close friends who understand you.
    6- You find conspiracy theories appealing and that people around are slaves to the corporate elite, whenever a celebrity, journalist, professional athlete, musician etc expose the elite they get killed like Micheal Jackson, Tupac, Chester, JFK, MLK Jr.
    7- You cringe when people follow trends and fads and jump to buy the latest trendy item who follow the herd and don’t think for themselves.
    8- You hate consumerism and what it has done to the environment but sometimes feel guilty when you buy s~~~ you don’t need.
    9- You secretly wish you can find the person who created the term “true love” and “happily ever after” and erase them from time.
    11- You loathe Disney movies and their bulls~~~ happily ever after.
    12- You are cynical and jaded about love dating realtionships marriage and family which are basically legal forms of prostitution, weddings are funerals with cake, and love is a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed it hits hard then it slowly fades away leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. Seeing how over 50% of marriages end in divorce makes you question love.
    13- You don’t really like partying and rather stay home alone enjoying a good book or a video game.
    14- You love animals way more than people as they are way more loyal.
    15- You are skeptical with social experiments if most reactions are positive, but if it were the other way around it makes you loathe humans.
    16- You try your best to live off the grid, away from society
    17- You distrust the education system as it doesn’t equip us with knowledge and skills to prepare us for the real world as well as college tuition being an ultimate scam.
    18- You become suspicious of people being nice or kind to you because they want something out from you. As you have been f~~~ed over many times.
    19- You are distrustful of the medical establishment because they cater to the corrupt pharmaceutical industry. :
    20- You used to be a happy person but are now very dissapointed.
    21- You expect the worst most of the time.
    22- These Sitcoms and stand up comedians appeal to you like George Carlin, Rick and Morty, and South Park, as well as F is For Family. And Keanu Reeves is probabbly your role model.
    23- You cringe when normies tell you to socialize more, and smile but tell you to be yourself
    24- You keep your opinions to yourself, as well as trying to blend so you don’t attract any attention to yourself and keep a low profile.
    25- You feel that religious institutions are corrupt and use religion for their own agenda, holding scientific progress back.
    26- You believe that school shootings are a symptom of a problem. You do not endorse what Elliot Rodger did, but understand his motivation.
    27- You had a root for ebola but got dissapointed with it.
    28- You don’t trust law enforcement officers.
    29- You loathe social media.
    30- Reality TV and Celebrity gossip expose the average person’s stupidity.
    31- You relate to Max Payne or Cratos, or the goth kids from South Park.
    32- You love free market capitalism but hate corporatism.
    33- You are sarcastic

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    Anonymous
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    Very close to being totally cynical,but a little more optimistic.

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    Carnage
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    Half of this I don’t agree, I guess I’m not a cinic, just an asshole.

    Good

    To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

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    Nags4Cash
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    I’m all of that except I don’t have friends. I even truck specifically because I consider the lack of mandatory socializing extremely valuable.

    Murph ~ There is nothing brave or manly about entering into a contract with somebody which allows them to take your money, assets, children, and decades of your future income on a mere whim.

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    Blood Axe
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    Wow, Cynical Mgtow have we met?

    Hi I’m Cynical. This is my brother, Cynical, and my other brother, Cynical.

    Back off Barbie!

    #827164
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    Anonymous
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    Ha, great list, more than half of it rings true for me.

    #6, Michael Jackson… He did start talking about a certain group of (((people))) and immediately after that things began to go downhill for him, even ending with an interview of La Toya saying that Michael said (((they))) were going to kill him… She never could say the words, but if you know exactly (((who))) Michael had been talking negatively about her references are clear…

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    Awakened
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    I’m More Than a lil Cynical about that list………

    In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

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    Nags4Cash
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    Oh also I’m not into conspiracy theories. Mostly cus I don’t give a s~~~ what goes on in the rest of the world. It hardly affects me anyway.

    Murph ~ There is nothing brave or manly about entering into a contract with somebody which allows them to take your money, assets, children, and decades of your future income on a mere whim.

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    Knights Templar Rising
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    Except for 6 and 21, you just described me. I don’t call it being a cynic, I just call it seeing the real big picture for what it is…put them They Live glasses on folks.

    they live mannn

    Sovereignty above all else.

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    Secret Agent MGTOW
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    Half of this I don’t agree, I guess I’m not a cinic, just an asshole.

    Good

    Yeah probably half to 2/3 yes. I brand myself a curmudgeon.

    Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

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    Hmskl'd
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    20- You used to be a happy person but are now very disappointed.

    I fit almost everything on your list except

    #20 .. this one. It used to be me .. but not as much, anymore.

    I can’t explain why, I don’t know why! .. something changed

    .. but almost twenty two years into my isolation and monk mode .. I have gone from being somewhat disappointed .. fast forward to now, where I don’t currently feel pangs of blue .. so, I might now be noticeably more content with what my work day usually brings me.

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    Anonymous
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    When I think of cynicism I always think of Diogenes and Alexander the Great. Diogenes was a philosopher, one day Alexander approached him and offered him anything he wanted. Diogenes gave no f~~~s and told Alexander that he was blocking his sun.

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    DorkShit
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    I know I’m cynical because I am a conspiracy theory.

    I once rode with Santa Claus to the moon. We played golf and rode dune buggies.

    It was so disappointing when I heard the director yell; “cut, it’s a wrap folks”

    Peace brothers

    #828421
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    Anonymous
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    That is not being cynical.
    that is just having a brain and some life experience.

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    Black Mask
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    Yeah, I can relate with quite a bit.

    "Man honesty is misogyny." - Patrice O'Neal

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