3 Outlandish Law enforcement officers from the movies and TV

There are always film and TV characters who remain with you long after the movies are over. These three police officers were always outclassed by the hero(s) during the show, but the get thumbs up most of the time for being the comic relief.

Outlandish Law enforcement officers from the movies and TV.
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Sheriff Rosco P Coletrane – “The Dukes of Hazzard” Sheriff_Rosco_P._Coltrane”>Sheriff_Rosco_P._Coltrane”>Sheriff_Rosco_P._Coltrane Character Bio

TV Clips
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Billie Jean: Stoney here and Zack, they was right. You do have a short memory, Mr. Hogg.
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Oh, eh, see, it’s not only short, but it’s non existent. He hit his little chrome dome and lost his memory.
Stoney: [grabs Hogg by the lapels] Well you just better find it before you meet with another accident and lose a whole lot more…
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Boss is gonna be cut down in the prime of his beef!
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“The Dukes of Hazzard: When You Wish Upon a Hogg (#7.14)” (1985)
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: When you were a little fat kid didn’t you read about Aladdin and his lamp
Boss Hogg: about Aladdin and his lamp? Listen, I was too busy runnin’ a floatin’ crap game at school to do much readin’.
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Well listen, let me tell ya the story. See, if you rub this lamp, if it’s Aladdins, then the smoke comes out, hits the fan and then the genie pops out and gives you all sorts of wishes.
Boss Hogg: Oh, that lamp, the one with the genie. Oh I know all about that anyhow. Yeah, but you gotta be touched in the head to believe a fairy tale like that.
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: I believe it…
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“The Dukes of Hazzard: Goodbye General Lee (#4.11)” (1981)
Owl on gate: [Owl on gate hoots as the Sheriff sneaks his way by] Hoooo
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Who? Why, Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane! That’s who!

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Sheriff Buford T. Justice – “Smokey and the Bandit” series
Buford_T._Justice Character Bio

Movie Clips

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Buford T. Justice: [to his son] There’s no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I’m gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!
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Buford T. Justice: What we’re dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.
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Buford T. Justice: Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum’s pecker.
Junior: Except for that…
Buford T. Justice: Shut your ass.
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Junior: You know, Daddy, I like this place. All the ‘gators and snakes and stuff. Why don’t we move down here?
Buford T. Justice: Why don’t YOU move down here?
Junior: Oh no, Daddy, I ain’t NEVER leavin’ home, that’s a promise.
Buford T. Justice: Don’t you ever, EVER threaten yo’ daddy like that again!
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Buford T. Justice: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. There is no way, no way that you could come from my loins. Soon as we get home, I’m gonna put a lump on your mama’s head.
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Buford T. Justice: Gimme the good old days when a pair of boobs were a couple of dumb guys.
Junior: Daddy, look at that big ugly alligator
Buford T. Justice: That reminds me; I gotta call yo’ mama tonight.
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Sheriff J.W. Pepper – Live and Let Die, The Man With The Golden Gun
J.W._Pepper Character Bio

Movie Clips

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Live and Let Die (1973)
Sheriff J.W. Pepper: There’s that son of a bitch. I got him.
[to Bond]
Sheriff J.W. Pepper: What are you? Some kinda doomsday machine boy? Well WE got a cage strong enough to hold an animal like you here!
Felix Leiter: Captain, would you enlighten the Sheriff please?
State Trooper: Yessir. J.W., let me have a word with ya. J.W., now this fellow’s from London England. He’s a Englishman workin’ in cooperation with our boys, a sorta… secret agent.
Sheriff J.W. Pepper: Secret AGENT? On WHOSE side?
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Sheriff J.W. Pepper: [Adam has been stopped for speeding] You gotta set of wheels that just won’t quit, boy! If they’s yours that is…
[Adam reaches for his gun but Sheriff Pepper draws his first]
Sheriff J.W. Pepper: UH-UH! Spin around boy!
[points at the car]
Sheriff J.W. Pepper: Ten fingers on the fender.
[Adam complies]
Sheriff J.W. Pepper: Legs apart.
[kicks Adam’s legs apart]
Sheriff J.W. Pepper: I take it this ain’t exactly your debut at this sort of thing. You picked the WRONG parish to haul ass through BOY! NOBODY cuts and runs on Sheriff J.W. PEPPER! And it’s him who’s speakin’ by the way.
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The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)
[Bond has jumped into a car that Sheriff Pepper was checking inside a dealership. He drives through the dealership window & takes off in pursuit of Scaramanga & Nick Nack, who kidnapped Mary Goodnight and are holding her in the trunk of their car]
Sheriff J.W. Pepper: [caught off guard as Bond turns the car around] What the hell is going on?
[Bond starts a wild pursuit of Scaramanga & Nick Nack; Pepper suddenly recognizes Bond]
Sheriff J.W. Pepper: Now… I know you!
[points at Bond. Bond glances up and recognizes Pepper from the previous film ‘Live and Let Die’]
James Bond: Oh, no!
Sheriff J.W. Pepper: You’re that Secret Agent! That English secret agent! From England! You’re chasin’ somebody. Who you got this time, boy? Commies? Let’s go get ’em! I’m with you all the way!
[Bond & Pepper continue chasing Scaramanga through Bangkok traffic]
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Sheriff J.W. Pepper: What’s goin’ on with you? What the hell you doin’ now, boy? The bridge is that way!
[Sheriff Pepper sees Bond is about to drive over a wrecked bridge]
Sheriff J.W. Pepper: You’re not gonna…
James Bond: [mimicking Pepper’s Southern accent] I sure am, boy! Ever hear of Evel Knievel?
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