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Here is the list, gentlemen. Make notes.
Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.
Ha! I only need to know one thing. The web address here. That solved all the other issues immediately.
Yet another “list” full of demands, ultimatums, projection, and shaming…
What makes me laugh is that women actually think men would WANT to get married after reading crap like this…That’s the most childish, stupid list I’ve seen yet.
Oh, a lame joke about leaving the toilet seat up? Holy s~~~, how clever!!! Oh, please tell me you DID NOT do a joke about the toilet paper too? You did? OMG! We’ve got a regular Seinfeld here!!! Now for the knock-out: Is there a joke about guys drinking beer? YES!!!!
Unfunny bitch………
Order the good wine
What does she bring to the table.
Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.
What does she bring to the table.
The love of a modern woman,
The amazing sense of humor,
The threats of the one phone call,
The constant nagging and bitching, all to make you a better man,
The loss of half of your s~~~, if you’re lucky,
The misery of your closest blue-pill buddies,
And the knowledge of what it’s like to “Live the Dream”.Order the good wine
So I read the article, and wanted to give my analysis on each point I found interesting.
2. Borrowing my car and returning it with the gas gauge on “E” tells me it’s been too long since we’ve had a good fight.
=interpretation: I’m so privileged as a western female, that I have to literally bitch about 1st world problems to p~~~ my bf off. I secretly love drama.
3. Drinking the last Diet Coke without replacing my stash is exactly the same as me letting your beer fridge run dry.
=interpretation: We know this girl isn’t on a diet. She’s definitely a land whale. This relates to #2 because it allows her to get p~~~ed off at you, and simultaneously fight with you (#2) to bitch about yet again about another 1st world problem.
6. Yes, I know you hate the songs on my iPod. That’s why they call it an “I” Pod.
=interpretation: Yeah we get it. Everything yours. The my, mine, me, I pronoun entitlement syndrome. God forbid if you would actually compromise and play a song we both like! F~~~!
7. Beer is not the only liquid that will quench your thirst.
=interpretation: No s~~~, its called water.
16. Thong underwear feels like dental floss in your butt crack, and 4″ stilettos are as comfy as ballet toe shoes. These were invented by men. You wear ‘em.
=interpretation: Yeah nice try bitch, you can’t blame all that on us. Women are the ones choosing to wear these things. Why?! Because they want to turn men on sexually. You know SEX, the whole manipulation game you love to play with us? I fail to see why we have to wear your uncomfortable clothing. FFS, men aren’t holding a gun to your head and making you wear thongs and stilletos. NEW FLASH: You are!, so don’t give me this bulls~~~ about patriarchy either.
21. A two-minute back rub, followed by the assumption of sex, is not “giving me a massage.”
=interpretation: Well excuse me for expecting some reciprocation! I guess Mrs. princess just can’t ever get in the mood for a good f~~~ing. This is why Luigi is the man. He always stayed focused by never chasing ass. He ended up with his own Mansion too, haha! Mario and Bowser, Nintendo’s original simps.
23. Just because I do all the shopping doesn’t mean I do all the spending. The drycleaning I picked up was yours. The $40 moisturizer I bought at Nordstrom was yours. The dozen t-shirts from Target? Yours. You say “we” need to stop spending? You first.
=interpretation: Yeah I’m sure if we broke this down and itemized it, we would ultimately find it is women who end up spending the majority of the money on superfluous bulls~~~.
Just more female solipsism and entitlement.
Fuck bitches... literally and metaphorically
Another entitled, selfish bitch.
She says:
Blaring surround sound in a tiny living room is not “way cool.” It’s just loud. I don’t need to hear helicopters behind my head.
How crazy is this woman? Of course you need to hear helicopters in surround sound moving around the room and through your head. It’s one of the coolest things in the Universe.
She is bitching that men don’t get women. She obviously has less understanding of men than the average potato has of quantum physics.
"...reinvent your life because you must; it is your life and its history and the present belong only to you.” It is Your Life, Charles Bukowski.
I read articles like this in 1980’s women’s magazines (found in my mother’s hairdressing place) and that reminded me of what women in my family regularly do.
And what to avoid in women.
Turned out to be all of them.
2. Borrowing my car and returning it with the gas gauge on “E” tells me it’s been too long since we’ve had a good fight.
Women regularly do reckless s~~~ only to show you that they are the boss who is entitled to your help…
Men are usually the ones who fill up the tank because we are afraid of the toeing costs and fine once we run out of gas on the motorway. Women always rely on the pussy pass… And that others help her…
3. Drinking the last Diet Coke without replacing my stash is exactly the same as me letting your beer fridge run dry.
I had to go shopping and see that the fridge is full. C~~~s can only yell when the fridge is empty and then go shopping 4 times a day to buy each item all by itself. I had to organize “full shopping carts” at age 12.
4. Three hours of trying to get your attention and actually talk to you, while you scream and yell at the TV during the entire course of the Big Game, is not “spending time together.”
The football game or the Pink Floyd concert is once a month but her smartphone habit and communicating with the hive is 24/7.
C~~~s ignore their men ALL OF THE TIME and live in their own hive-guided world.But they jump in your face when you take 2 hours per week out for your interests.
5. No, I cannot stay at my hot pre-wedding weight and eat a big dinner with you every night.
Too much bulls~~~ to comment on…
6. Yes, I know you hate the songs on my iPod. That’s why they call it an “I” Pod.
Yes, I hate c~~~ music since my music is forbidden to play the moment the t~~~ moves in and take over the house.
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7. Beer is not the only liquid that will quench your thirst.
My c~~~s always were disappointed about not being able to control me with alcohol.
They called me a fool for drinking water and milk.8. Just because you were born with a penis doesn’t mean you automatically know how to fix my car. Take it to the shop, please.
Yes, putting down my skills… I have restored cars from junkyard find to showroom state. And way more complex cars that what the average woman can afford to drive.
Reading this goes in line with the s~~~ I was thrown in my face when I grew up: “The others are always better than you”
Instant jaw-dropping red flag if a c~~~ talks like that.
9. Throwing all my delicates into the dryer on high isn’t “helping with the laundry.”
I am the one who can fix washing machines and know exacty what they are doing.
But I never met a woman who actually knew the details of all of the washing programs on the machine she had…My Miele actually has 4 programmable presets for “the housewife”
10. There is no official religious sanction in any recognized church that prohibits putting the new toilet paper roll on the dispenser rather than on the bathroom counter. I checked.
Women yell at the man and blame him when the paper is empty. They think it is not their duty to replace it, even if she needs 10 times as much as him.
11. Blaring surround sound in a tiny living room is not “way cool.” It’s just loud. I don’t need to hear helicopters behind my head.
Women’s pet collection and yelling/laughing hive guests makes more annoying noise and dirt than any stereo can ever make.
12. There isn’t a woman alive, in any country on the planet, who thinks “fine” is a synonym for “beautiful.” When you say “You look fine” or “That dress is fine,” I guarantee you that we just heard, “You look boring and plain, but I’m getting impatient, so let’s go.” And the next time you ask, “Was it good for you?” I’ll respond, “It was fine.”
Communication bulls~~~, women wanting to get things wrong so they have a reason to be p~~~ed.
They love drama and look between the cracks to get it.
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I’m especially fine with #24 especially if I can have #11 up as loud as I want to drown out #4.
13. After two arm whacks and a swift kick in the shins, if you’re still snoring, I’m sleeping in the guest bedroom. Yes, I still love you.
C~~~s are so annoying and possessive that men regularly sleep on the couch.
And she is usually the one who gets fat after marriage and starts to snore like a chainsaw.
14. A sports bar with unlimited “Buckets-O-Wings” and 27 TVs will never be my choice for date night. Or actually, ever. Go. Have fun. I’ll pick the next one. No TVs, but you’ll love the wine list.
Entitlement bulls~~~ and disrespect for anything and everything that man likes and desires.
No reason to live together after all. Good for the man to be rid of the c~~~ and her wine addiction.15. I don’t care if we’ve shared a toothbrush from time to time, when you drink milk directly out of the container, it has backwash in it and I can’t drink it. Same for my Diet Cokes. The glasses are in the cabinet on the left side of the fridge.
Women are the ones who do piggish things at the table, like dropping food on the floor and eating it or licking their fingers like a child. Disgusting.
But then complaining about everything they see.Why not open her own milk container and just shut up?
16. Thong underwear feels like dental floss in your butt crack, and 4″ stilettos are as comfy as ballet toe shoes. These were invented by men. You wear ‘em.
And they are bought by women to impress men.
If they had anything more to offer besides sex, maybe we would f~~~ them without makeup and arousing dresses.17. Yanking the duvet up over the still-wadded sheets and blankets is not “making the bed.”
Letting her pets sleep in and contaminate the bed until it stinks is also not doing any good.
18. The distance between your hand and the sink is roughly the same as that between your hand and the dishwasher, so all things being equal, please put your dirty dishes in the dishwasher, not the sink.
My personal “cohabitation” experience stopped right there since most women would try to leave my ALL OF THIS WORK and watch me do it. I did it a few times just to mentally verify why I have to run to the hills.
The beta-training always failed on me. But I never told them that. I just refused any “commitment”.19. We will never be married long enough for me to find ball-and-chain jokes funny. NEVER.
That’s right. We men have had enough of the female ball and chain, and these are not jokes. And that’s why MGTOW exists – to give marriage the sendoff it so richly deserves.
20. If I’m wearing it, it’s because I like it. And if I like it, you like it. Yes, even the boyfriend jeans.
NFG, because I am proud never to have to listen to and endure such s~~~.
21. A two-minute back rub, followed by the assumption of sex, is not “giving me a massage.”
Yes, a 30 minute almost professional massage only leads to the c~~~ rolling over and saying “good night”.
Always.
To hell with selfish women. They never give anything in return.
22. Repeatedly leaving the toilet seat up is the male equivalent of the universal, female “Not tonight, dear. I have a headache.” Ain’t nobody getting any tonight.
Yes, any mediocre and marginal “misdeed” leads to lasting “love withdrawal” like in a children’s home, prison or slave labor plantation.
A man is a fool when he gets married to a reckless c~~~.
Time for men to punish them for all the s~~~ they do wrong.
23. Just because I do all the shopping doesn’t mean I do all the spending. The drycleaning I picked up was yours. The $40 moisturizer I bought at Nordstrom was yours. The dozen t-shirts from Target? Yours. You say “we” need to stop spending? You first.
Yes, the c~~~s spends 800 bucks on useless s~~~ but jumps in your face when you spend 80 bucks on your basic needs.
Only fools get married!
24. There are many great movies with no screaming car chase scenes, automatic weapons on constant firing, alien invasions, or apocalyptic backdrops. We also like comedies, musicals, or even love stories. And spending the entire movie repeatedly asking, “When does anything happen?” or “Do they have to sing everything??” is virtually guaranteed to have us watching movies in different rooms of the house.
Well, the c~~~ is free to watch her delusional boring fantasyland bulls~~~ in the company of her cats or her laughing and screeching harpie-hive.
25. No, you cannot wear your neon, tie-dyed t-shirt from college to dinner with my parents. Or at any event we attend together. Ever.
No man does that on purpose.
And if, then it is a matter of non-tolerance on part of the c~~~ to get upset about it.
You can’t do all of the s~~~ around the house wearing a suit only to be “good looking” when one of her hive happens to shows up.
Get rid of the c~~~ when she is hell bent on “clothes”…
Women add no value to life.
And I wore my salesman suit without a c~~~ forcing me to put it on.
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1. If I ever ask, “You look fabulous” is the only correct response. And why did I have to ask?
Waiting for one “false answer” to have the reason to create drama and start a fight.
Which is what they want and that’s why asshole men make them wet.
Women are f~~~ed in the head and have a long way to go and a lot to change until we come back to the plantation.
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Ha! I only need to know one thing. The web address here. That solved all the other issues immediately.
I have just created enough of a keyword cloud to bring more men here via the search engines.
MGTOW.com is what a man of today needs to know.
Once all men go MGTOW, you will see a big change in the c~~~s’ entitlement.
Not in this generation, but in the next.
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#26 – Choose to NOT play by their games.
Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!
Well that little article comes from scarrymommy.com
That more or less Explains It.
Then again, that rubbish could be “proudly” displayed on Many Matrix Endorsed Sites.
There’s just so Much crap out there.
In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash
Here is the list, gentlemen. Make notes.
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Screaming hair cut feminist.
Screaming hair cut feminist.
http://www.scarymommy.com/author/vikki-claflin/%5B/quote%5D
Eye bleach warning!
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#26 – Choose to NOT play by their games.
Proudly since 50 years!
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Here is the list, gentlemen. Make notes.
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Title of the article is not correct.
Should be, “25 Snarky-ass reasons why you women will remain single”
Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.
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