2 lines that will short circuit a woman's brain

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  • #586393
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    Mellow81
    mellow81
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    If a woman tries to insult you, two lines really do wonders to let her know she is nothing.

    “You must have me confused with someone who gives a s~~~ what you think about me.”

    OR

    “You really need to watch that mouth of yours because I can’t tell the difference between your ass and your face, because that mouth of yours is spewing nothing but s~~~!”

    BADA BING BADA BOOM BABY!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    #586395
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    X11
    X11
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    What about;

    “If I wanted your opinion I would have gave you one”

    #586396
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    Gargamel
    Gargamel
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    “Oh, you are such a beautiful, tender loving and caring woman”

    “Your husband must be really happy with you”…

    …These should carry a warning label.

    In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

    #586398
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    Xanthine
    xanthine
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    “You’re not attractive enough to be acting like that. Get over yourself.”

    Used this on a c~~~ in a bar once. Left her standing there speechless.

    “You’re creeping me out.”

    Or any variation of calling her creepy. They like using it on guys they find unattractive in the extreme, so it’s always fun to throw that one at them. Because of the way they use that word it’s like it has some extra knockout power.

    #586412
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    Keymaster
    Keymaster
    Keymaster

    “If I wanted your opinion I would have gave you one”

    Or . . .

    “When I want your opinion, I’ll rattle my zipper.”.

    “You know, you could be a 7 . . . . if you really wanted to be.”.

    ( even better if she’s a 9 )

    Or as a response when she tries to insult you . . .

    “I knew there was a reason you liked me.”.

    “That’s never gonna get you laid.”.

    Freaks them out to just flip the script 180 degrees.

    One of my favorites:

    “Just LISTEN!!!”

    “I’m not your boyfriend/husband. I don’t HAVE to listen to you.”.

    If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.
    #586418
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    X11
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    Why did the women cross the road?

    F~~~ if I know, who let the bitch out of the kitchen.

    What’s the difference between a women and a refrigerator?

    The refrigerator doesn’t fart when you take the meat out.

    Definition of a perfect women?

    3 foot high and a square head, that way you can rest a beer on their head while they are giving you a blow job.

    Definition of women, life support system for a vagina.

    Why do doctors hit babies on the butt when they are born?

    So the dicks fall off the stupid ones.

    #586486
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    Anonymous
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    One line.
    Two letters.
    No! It’s the answer that fries their egos and shocks the hamster right off the wheel!

    #586499
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    Anonymous
    54

    Ive been watching clips of Comidians trashing female heckelers.
    Lots of amo to stockpile.

    #586501
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    Anonymous
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    Why did the women cross the road?

    F~~~ if I know, who let the bitch out of the kitchen.

    What’s the difference between a women and a refrigerator?

    The refrigerator doesn’t fart when you take the meat out.

    Definition of a perfect women?

    3 foot high and a square head, that way you can rest a beer on their head while they are giving you a blow job.

    Definition of women, life support system for a vagina.

    Why do doctors hit babies on the butt when they are born?

    So the dicks fall off the stupid ones.

    There ya go!!! Hahah!!!

    The fridge joke.

    #586563
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    NerdTunneler
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    I can think of 2 things…

    Thank you but I am not interested in whatever you are selling…

    I say again…THANK YOU… and leave me alone…

    I stand with feet apart and let my balls hang free...Manginas dont have balls...See how they stand and sit at the whim of their masters...

    #586577
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    Bob Dylan
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    “I’m not your boyfriend/husband. I don’t HAVE to listen to you.”.

    “Your pussy has no f~~~ing control over me”
    Spoken to a member of my X-wife’s hive which caused a 6 month swarm. NFG !
    The married c~~~ was drunk and demanding me to do something intimate with her.
    X thought it was funny at the time. After the full hive membership convened later, it was determined that I was in the wrong for using such crude language.
    (the c~~~ was in her third marriage and the word “pussy” was off limits) LOLOL

    ..it ain't me babe...it ain't me you're looking for, babe...

    #586580
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    Constantine
    Constantine
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    What’s the difference between a women and a refrigerator?
    The refrigerator doesn’t fart when you take the meat out.

    I couldn’t breathe after that one dude. 😁

    I don’t know a lot of good jokes, but had quite a giggle the other night because I found myself looking up stupid advice columns.

    One saw a woman ask, “Over the past few months, I’ve caught my husband masturbating in the bathroom twice! What should I do?”

    The answer? “Knock.”

    To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell

    #586587
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    Remove me!
    Remove me!
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    I like to keep it simple.
    “You were a 10 before you opened your mouth”, then look very disappointed as you walk away.

    Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

    #586593
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    MusclecarGolfer
    MusclecarGolfer
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    “Listening to you just reminded me to fix my car’s brake squeal.”

    #586607
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    Sjt1975
    sjt1975
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    “You’re not attractive enough to be acting like that. Get over yourself.”

    Used this on a c~~~ in a bar once. Left her standing there speechless.

    “You’re creeping me out.”

    Or any variation of calling her creepy. They like using it on guys they find unattractive in the extreme, so it’s always fun to throw that one at them. Because of the way they use that word it’s like it has some extra knockout power.

    This 26-year-old entitled bitch in my office at work (fake tan, freckly, and now has noticeable cellulite on the tops of her legs) was giving it some severe jaw-movement, so I just told her in the office that I think that freckles are creepy on a woman. Bitch shut-up after that. She even was stupid enough to admit that her tanned-looking face was due to just make-up (she is naturally pale all over, like other English girls). Half the time, she isn’t intelligent enough to know what she’s admitting; but I suppose she is more honest than a lot of bitches out there.

    At what age do girls get cellulite on the tops of their legs? It’s quite off-putting to see, but I know it’s a natural thing, due to excessive fat. I suppose it happens to all of them, eventually.

    #586620
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    It'sallbs
    It’sallbs
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    Why was she in such a short skirt at work that you could see the tops of her legs and as often is the case at my workplace half their arse even when they are fat.

    http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

    #586628
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    Sjt1975
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    Why was she in such a short skirt at work that you could see the tops of her legs and as often is the case at my workplace half their arse even when they are fat.

    Yes. Then, recently, she has been wearing a top that goes down to just below the tops of her legs, with nothing else covering her legs, and bending-over/stretching, for attention. It nearly put me off my ham sandwich!!!

    I’ve noticed that the uglier birds and land-whales show-off more of their bodies than the good-looking girls do; presumably because the good-looking girls don’t need to and because the ugly birds want some attention.

    #586653
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    Anonymous
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    These lines are all trash and will make you look and sound like a loser. They only work on the internet.

    In real life, women will use, and you should too, dismissive body language, silence, rolled eyes, etc. You need to put yourself above and act like you’re too good for her bulls~~~, which really you should be anyway.

    Any words you use will be thrown back in your face, repeated, and you’ll be made a fool of to other women and blue pill simps.

    #586777
    Secret Agent MGTOW
    Secret Agent MGTOW
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    2 lines that will short circuit a woman’s brain – here’s mine:

    1. Can you pay for this?

    2. You know the light switch also turns them off, too?

    Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

    #586781

    Anonymous
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    Ive been watching clips of Comidians trashing female heckelers.
    Lots of amo to stockpile.

    I think the original of this may be gone as I saw it years ago in much higher quality with less crown noise, I think Youtube kept deleting it…? Here is a version from a crowd camera-

    “I will wrap my dick around your neck and start you up like a lawnmower” KEK!

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