15 Reasons why a dog is better than a woman

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  • 2017-09-24 at 7:25 PM#609304
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    Merlin
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    15 Reasons why a dog is better than a woman:

    1) Their affection for you is genuine.
    2) They are happy to see you when you get home, and the later you are, the happier they are to see you.
    3) They seldom complain, and when they do, it can be easily satisfied with a biscuit rather than a credit card or diamond ring.
    4) They can be trained to listen and obey, and do so willingly with enthusiasm free of resentment.
    5) They are your biggest fan, whether you are winning or failing in life.
    6) They never criticize or find fault in anything you do.
    7) They forgive you for mistakes.
    8) They never get mad at you if you forget their birthday.
    9) They never complain if you pet another dog.
    10) They do not care about the previous dogs in your life.
    11) They never expect flowers or gifts on Valentines Day or any other holiday.
    12) Their parents never visit you.
    13) They limit their time in the bathroom to an occasional sniff and a drink.
    14) They are happy when you leave your clothes on the floor or spill food in the kitchen.
    15) They never go shopping, use your credit cards or spend money.

    2017-09-24 at 7:47 PM#609328
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    Blade
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    Mans best friend is getting f~~~ed over to .

    Woman are f~~~ing them . Sharia law is against them .

    THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

    2017-09-24 at 7:53 PM#609336
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    Merlin
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    blade wrote:

    Mans best friend is getting f~~~ed over to .

    Woman are f~~~ing them .

    I know. It’s ironic that many of these dog rescue organizations seem to be run by women, and the first thing they do with male dogs is cut off their b~~~~.

    2017-09-24 at 8:01 PM#609349
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    MACHO
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    Merlin wrote:

    15 Reasons why a dog is better than a woman

    Great 15 reasons đź‘Ť A woman could never replace man’s best friend!

    You must own a better Crystal ball than I
    2017-09-24 at 8:53 PM#609403
    JVB
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    Spot on. Yes sir.

    Peace is > piece.

    2017-09-24 at 9:09 PM#609415

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    Indeed.
    Thx for the reminder Merlin.
    Dogs are better than bitches.

    2017-09-25 at 10:29 AM#609833
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    Mr.E1978
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    blade wrote:

    5) They are your biggest fan, whether you are winning or failing in life.

    This should be #1. Lose everything you have to offer a woman to see how long she is going to stay with you.

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